July 14th, 2009
Singles Market: Diego and Kiko
FYI, in this current economy, the window of opportunity to hook up with a footballer is mighty small – and getting smaller still, Kickettes.
Best to have some sort of GPS installed on your favourite player if you’re serious about getting in there.
Anyhoo, Diego was recently seen getting hot and heavy with the German singer Sarah Connor in Ibiza.
The main problem?
Sarah is not his long-time girlfriend. According to this article, Diego’s main chica, Bruna Leticia Araujo, dumped him the second she saw the photos of him engaged in extra-curricular activities all over the papers. Guess the tried-and-tested “deny until even you believe the lie” strategy didn’t work so well this time.
“I could hear all these Italian girls laughing in the background and was like, ‘Do you think I’m stupid, Kiko?’… There’s no way he could have me back if he tried. I’ve deleted him off Facebook, MSN and my BlackBerry messager. He’s been erased from my life.
Stay strong, Kiko! Think it’s safe to say that at 17 there’s a whole ‘lotta love you’ve still got to give to the world. We recommend a day at the spa followed by cheesecake and a chick-flick DVD marathon. You’ll be right as rain in no time.