July 14th, 2009
Singles Market: Diego and Kiko
Diego, (who signed for Juventus in May), was back on the singles market for about an hour this month.
FYI, in this current economy, the window of opportunity to hook up with a footballer is mighty small – and getting smaller still, Kickettes.
Best to have some sort of GPS installed on your favourite player if you’re serious about getting in there.
Anyhoo, Diego was recently seen getting hot and heavy with the German singer Sarah Connor in Ibiza.
The main problem?
Sarah is not his long-time girlfriend. According to this article, Diego’s main chica, Bruna Leticia Araujo, dumped him the second she saw the photos of him engaged in extra-curricular activities all over the papers. Guess the tried-and-tested “deny until even you believe the lie” strategy didn’t work so well this time.
Moving on.
Also on the singles block: Federico Macheda. He got half-busted cheating by his British girlfriend Sophie whilst on his holidays in Sardinia and has now been “erased” from existence.
“I could hear all these Italian girls laughing in the background and was like, ‘Do you think I’m stupid, Kiko?’… There’s no way he could have me back if he tried. I’ve deleted him off Facebook, MSN and my BlackBerry messager. He’s been erased from my life.
Stay strong, Kiko! Think it’s safe to say that at 17 there’s a whole ‘lotta love you’ve still got to give to the world. We recommend a day at the spa followed by cheesecake and a chick-flick DVD marathon. You’ll be right as rain in no time.
haha i read about Kiko in the daily star on sunday i saw it and told freya about it, i knew she would like it !
I love Diego but what he did to his gf is just so wrong
Hee, Diego looks like he’s posing for his grammar school pictures there. Microphone aside, of course.
It’s a bit scumy that Kiko cheated on his girlfriend, but he is extreamly hot!
ahh, the old chestnut of the Diego/Sarah Connor story. Don’t know what to believe. There’s been rumors about them for six months, if I recall correctly.
Her name was Sophie, if I am correct.
Wasn't this ages ago? I mean his hooking up with Sarah. It was even rumored that he was partly responsible for her divorce. These kids these days with their breaking up by changing their facebook status. What happened to just not returning phone calls?
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Chick-flick DVD marathon! I want in! Uhm, not with Kiko, But Freya and MXA, I am sure you two are up for it?
Oh to be 17 again <img src="http://static0.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/too_funny.gif" alt="too funny" title="too funny" height="16" width="16"><span class="wbr"></span> Just<span class="wbr"></span> remember<span class="wbr"></span> to<span class="wbr"></span> wrap<span class="wbr"></span> it<span class="wbr"></span> up<span class="wbr"></span> before<span class="wbr"></span> you<span class="wbr"></span> slap<span class="wbr"></span> it<span class="wbr"></span> up,<span class="wbr"></span> Kiko<span class="wbr"></span> <img src="http://static0.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/ok.gif" alt="ok" title="ok" height="16" width="24">
Ah Diego …such a scumbag.
Mmmmm, cheesecake..
Ah Diego …such a scumbag.
Mmmmm, cheesecake..
Chick-flick DVD marathon! I want in! Uhm, not with Kiko, But Freya and MXA, I am sure you two are up for it?