April 23rd, 2008
Sizzle Query: Daniel De Ridder v Niko Kranjcar
Let’s take a moment to further our ballers as objects philosophy/life strategy by comparing Birmingham City’s Daniel de Ridder with Portsmouth’s Niko Kranjcar.
Both are as sweet as those lovely little French Fancy cakes at M&S, of which we have developed a severe and debhilitating addiction to. However, unlike these diabetic coma-inducing cakes of sucrose and butter cream goodness, lusting after these ballers leaves us with zero apres-guilt. It’s a win-win, frankly.
Who do you like better, Kickettes?
Our choice after the jump.
We choose Daniel. Because he chose to take off his shirt and get in the ocean. Possibly for cash. That’s our kind of guy.
However, if anyone can provide photographic proof that Mr. Kranjcar is willing to do the same, we will reconsider, as he is also rather delish, no?