July 8th, 2008

Sizzle Query: The Mandatory Triple Challenge

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Although we were somewhat amused by the story published over the weekend about a possible Cristiano Ronaldo/ Sergio Ramos/ Nereida Gallardo love triangle, we suspect it is completely fake. 

So let’s not dwell on who whatsherface may or may not have slept with in the past. 

Instead, let’s tweak this example of love amongst the ballers and head into a new, PG16-category of Sizzle Query: The Mandatory Triple Challenge.

Here’s how it works.  There are two options, and you must choose one of the following: 

A mad, passionate night of passion-filled madness featuring yourself and

David Beckham / Ludovic Magnin;
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or Iker Casillas / Ivan Campo?
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Which will it be?

A few sidenotes:
- We recognize that some Kickettes may find either option appealing, in which case we must ask that you excuse yourself from the enquiry and seek immediate help;  This post idea is shamelessly nicked from an archived challenge at Celeb-Alert; and we’re concerned this story may be a tad too mean and narky for a Tuesday.  Should we discontinue this line of SQ’s?

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60 Responses to “Sizzle Query: The Mandatory Triple Challenge”

  1. PlavaDiva says:

    option number 2, cause Becks is not appealing to me at all, and Magnin is too albino for my taste.. Iker and that other dude! Btw, can't wait for next choice…

  2. aristeia says:

    I have to be diplomatic and say… even though Beckham is a FINE looking man, I just don't get all riled up over him like I do for Iker. So the choice is easy for me: both Iker and Ivan are Spanish, so maybe that will help. I will say no more, lest I paint myself more of a tart.

  3. The Fourth Official says:

    I think I can restrain myself and say none of them. Beckham was a hero of mine, and if you had put this challenge to me 10 years ago, I would have gone for it (and just kept my eyes shut during the Magnin bits), but not anymore. And Iker doesn’t do a thing for me.

  4. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh Kickette I love how delishly evil you are!! Hm, I think I'm going to have to pick Iker and the hairy dude!! It really would be worth shagging the hobbit man if I got Iker too!!

  5. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh Kickette I love how delishly evil you are!! Hm, I think I’m going to have to pick Iker and the hairy dude!! It really would be worth shagging the hobbit man if I got Iker too!!

  6. burnxthisxcity says:

    Vom.

    However, I dont think I’d be able to pass up a night with Iker and if the only possibility of this would be to have that hairy bloke too I think I’d have to take one for the team and do it.

    I’ve reached a new low

  7. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    pass… *looks at IkerĀ“s divinty* ook maybe not.. but who is the other guy???

  8. cristina_juve says:

    That’s mean– but Iker is worth it.

  9. *Kelly_Cahill* says:

    mine would have to be iker and ivan i dont like beckham ?Iker Casillas?

  10. Aurynn says:

    Iker. Yes. However the other guy.. can we sneak off? ;)

  11. Venice says:

    Campo is not attractive but he's not a warpig either. I choose the Iker combo, because as we've learned from that other picture, his hotness would overcome just about anything.

  12. carly says:

    Ok, I think I'm going to throw up now…

  13. Brandy says:

    I'd go for the Iker connection. I would require the other guy to get a hair cut and shave, and he would only be able to watch and take pictures and video. No touching :) Re: Nereida having slept with The Ramos. Probably true. A better question is probably who hasn't she slept with…

  14. carly says:

    Ok, I think I’m going to throw up now…

  15. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    pass… *looks at Iker?s divinty* ook maybe not.. but who is the other guy???

  16. Meg says:

    I’d bribe Iker with cherries in cognac and we’d flee from that mop-man!!!
    and don’t joke here – the story’s just a bit gruesome – I mean choosing between them uglies ^^ – but I like a dark joke once in a while :]
    cheers for the kickettes!

  17. ibra honey says:

    i so wanna do iker. But campo, ewwwww. so i take iker/campo and i would just tel ivan to for God’s god sake stay away and let me have some fun with iker. OOOh what fun it will be too!!!

  18. MarGlow says:

    I’d choose Beckham & Magnin.  He’s better looking than this photo would suggest!  As for Beck’s voice (which I agree is a little too high pitched for my liking), hopefully his moans sound more manly!

    Ivan Campo looks like a wild neanderthal with that hair of his.  He scares me….

  19. Eva says:

    Good Lord…here we go… (takes deep breath) “I’ll have one IKER/IVAN- combo, thank you.“ That was a tough one.

  20. mary bo berry says:

    um…Iker and Campo…given, that Beck’s looks are there but his voice…it’s soooo high pitch! Has anyone ever notice that? That to me is a turn off and I believe Iker & Campo’s voice are deep enough for me.

  21. Khadesha says:

    I really don’t mind Ivan Campo tbh but Eeeker just draws me to him. David Beckham? Hells no even though Ludovic Magnin is kinda on the nice-ish side…

  22. Kap'n K says:

    As one of the Celeb Alert authors shameless ripped off (thanks Kickette, we’re pleased as punch – more readers than we ever had!!!!), I’d like to clarify the rules.

    No hallucinogens allowed, no alcohol, no paper bags, no plastic bags and satsumas, no nothing.

    Here’s another:

    Becks & Rooney
    or Jamie Redknapp and Matt Le Tissier

  23. Ice Princess says:

    I worship Iker so even if Campo is not my cup of tea, I’d choose the second option ^.^

  24. Jon E says:

    Not to be a downer, but Ludovic doesn’t need your bags or your pity.  Google “Chantale Magnin” for images and you get some very nice pictures of Magnin (far fitter than the men you know from everyday life), his lovely wife, and their cute kids.

  25. nicole says:

    oooh now this is really rough…

    but i think i’d have to go with becks/magnin but with a bag over magnin’s face and tell him that he is strictly forbidden from talking. then i would be free to enter my fantasy world with the four-armed becks!!!
    mmmmmm (fantasy drool)

  26. *sigh* if i must, becks/ludovic. i adore iker, but there’s just nothing redeeming about campo.

  27. Cherry says:

    Still having problems posting commens.

    I’ll have to choose Becks and Magnin. At least Magnin looks clean.

  28. Cherry says:

    *sigh* Becks and Magnin. At least Magnin looks clean. Campo does not.

  29. Dolce says:

    Oh come on now, you MUST allow usage of hallucinogens during either one of the latter events.

  30. Cici says:

    Id put my house on the Ramos thing being true.

  31. Cici says:

    Boo Kickette,why cant we chose between Cris and El Ramos??

  32. Ali says:

    I may be the only one but I have to go w/ the Becks/Ludo pairing. Ivan Campo reminds me too much of Ron Jeremy, and I would literally cry if Ron Jeremy was anywhere in my breathing space. This is a fact. I once saw Andy Dick from a distance, and teared up a little.

  33. Callie says:

    Iker! Don't worry, I have it all figured it out. I'll borrow Gina's handcuffs, then cuff Campo to the bed/chair/cage, and have my way with Iker

  34. Gina Villamelon says:

    I'm with the other girls on this one…if I had to pick, give me Iker and the other dude. Iker's hotness would just about make the other one bearable! Well, ok, no it wouldn't, but I'd get Iker so…

  35. QB says:

    Iker, Becks sounds like Mickey Mouse on crack PS:is not a surprise that nereida slep whit Ramos she has slept whit 94% of Spain population ,the other 6% are guy man

  36. dos santos girl says:

    hahahah, Sergio Ramos and Nereida? HILARIOUS! Kind of wish it were true b/c it's too funny. As for the combos, my eyes are burning, and thus i cannot make a decision. I am officially stumped b/c making a choice means that i have to go against my hot men only rule and that's a RULE.

  37. Cesc's lil bird says:

    David Beckham and Iker Casillas! The other two are friggin ugly so I'll just forget about them! Dude… Okay, if I must, I'd choose Iker and Ivan because I don't like Becks that much <FONT color="#800080">Ramblings Of A Gooner Girl </FONT><FONT color="#800080">blog</FONT>

  38. Moongirl says:

    I think Id pass on both actually as I have no love for Becks and while Ikers good looking he really doesn't move me enough to want to do Stig of the dump for the privilige!!

  39. Lucy says:

    Realistically there is no way I'd go near Campo to get to Iker. Or, how about, I sleep with Iker and then just as Campo's getting himself ready, I leg it?

  40. sarabee says:

    Count me out, Beckam and Iker dont float my boat anymore and I would have to be on drugs to go anywhere near those other two monsterocities.

  41. Dani,,PLQ,,MrsNiko&& says:

    have to be option number two just for iker ! x

  42. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    I think I could bear the thought of sleeping with Ivan *shudder* if I got Iker. Sacrifices must be made for Iker since he's a God!!

  43. TammyV says:

    I want The Ramos, Iker and that non-becks kid,Ludovic… I have serious anti-Becks feelings and they are getting worse. His dive the other night was awful

  44. cristina_juve says:

    seriously cici–that would be the best option!

  45. Motsdesoie says:

    I wouldn’t be able to refuse to spending a night with Iker, not even if that means that I have to be with that Neanderthal.

  46. LynxKitten says:

    Just Iker :)

  47. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    this is really mean, i absolutley hate becks so it is obvious that i would never choose him and i absolutely love iker too. okay, i think it is worth shagging the uggo if i got iker. he’s a god

  48. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    this is so mean, but it would totally be worth getting iker i guess. i would just tell people about iker, but not ever about campo.

  49. cheska_so_fierce says:

    if spendin a night with campo gives me iker, SO BE IT!

  50. mymy33 says:

    Iker definitely. I would just take a bath in bleach after Campos….and shave my head. So worth it though…

  51. lose that girl says:

    Please don’t make me. Iker is very tempting but the fur ball he’s paired with, is not. I feel itchy just looking at him.

    lose that girl blog

  52. sarabee says:

    Count me out, Beckam and Iker dont float my boat anymore and I would have to be on drugs to go anywhere near those other two monsterocities.

  53. Dani,,PLQ,,MrsNiko&&MrsSergio x says:

    have to be option number two just for iker ! x

  54. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    I think I could bear the thought of sleeping with Ivan *shudder* if I got Iker. Sacrifices must be made for Iker since he’s a God!!

  55. TammyV says:

    I want The Ramos, Iker and that non-becks kid,Ludovic… I have serious anti-Becks feelings and they are getting worse. His dive the other night was awful

  56. lose that girl says:

    Please don’t make me. Iker is very tempting but the fur ball he’s paired with, is not. I feel itchy just looking at him.

    lose that girl blog

  57. Lucy says:

    Realistically there is no way I’d go near Campo to get to Iker. Or, how about, I sleep with Iker and then just as Campo’s getting himself ready, I leg it?

  58. Avenath says:

    Oh dear me…this is a tough one…well, i guess i can sacrifice myself to Ivan Campo…just as long as i get Iker later…the lengths i go to for this man…tsk tsk…

  59. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    I would go for the Iker. As long as I could go through the other one blindfolded and/or heavily medicated. And I enjoy these SQ’s.. I say continue on :)