June 10th, 2009
Sock Analysis: John Terry and Frank Lampard
The England boys were out training yesterday prepping for the game against Andorra today (come on, Engerland!)
As you can see, BFF’s Frank Lampard and John Terry decided to express themselves through their sock heights. Shall we analyse?
John Terry’s decision to wear thigh-highs: initially one would assume he is taking the role of seducer in this relationship. Playing up to Frank, trying to tease him with just one scant inch of thigh on display. His decision to hike his shorts up just a tad to give better “cuppage” also plays out to this strategy. But;
Frank Lampard’s decision to wear short socks: perhaps Lampsy is the one on the prowl. Granted, we, and everyone else in the free world have already seen every inch of his legs due to his penchant for short shorts and thundering thighs of glory, but maybe that’s how JT likes it – obvious, in your face, all out there for the taking.
Okay. We’re creeping ourselves out and will stop now. But damn it, this is a love story for the ages and we’re obsessed.
Link: England v Andorra