June 10th, 2009
Sock Analysis: John Terry and Frank Lampard
The England boys were out training yesterday prepping for the game against Andorra today (come on, Engerland!)
As you can see, BFF’s Frank Lampard and John Terry decided to express themselves through their sock heights. Shall we analyse?
John Terry’s decision to wear thigh-highs: initially one would assume he is taking the role of seducer in this relationship. Playing up to Frank, trying to tease him with just one scant inch of thigh on display. His decision to hike his shorts up just a tad to give better “cuppage” also plays out to this strategy. But;
Frank Lampard’s decision to wear short socks: perhaps Lampsy is the one on the prowl. Granted, we, and everyone else in the free world have already seen every inch of his legs due to his penchant for short shorts and thundering thighs of glory, but maybe that’s how JT likes it – obvious, in your face, all out there for the taking.
Okay. We’re creeping ourselves out and will stop now. But damn it, this is a love story for the ages and we’re obsessed.
Link: England v Andorra
LOL love this post so much Kiickette, you are awesome. But your making me find England players endearing *is distrubed*
Ali, I totally second you! Socks pulled all the way up make me weak in the knees.
Kickette, you're genius LOL
Hmmmm how interesting… Come on England!
Lmao Lmao Lmaooo At That Story. Johns Playing hard To Get
let´s take a minute to analyse also the opposite color of their shoes…I´m sure there are also secret messages there!! jajaja COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!!!
This totally just made my morning. Thank you kickette! And yes Franks really are “thundering thighs of glory”
Ali, I totally second you! Socks pulled all the way up make me weak in the knees.
let?s take a minute to analyse also the opposite color of their shoes…I?m sure there are also secret messages there!! jajaja COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!!!
This just made my day. Seriously. I haven’t laughed this hard all week.
I love the fact that Kickette has hopped onto the JT/Lampsy bandwagon. They are utter love. (Though I'm pretty sure John's shorts are always like that because, well, you know.)
This made me laugh a lot. Love you, Kickette!!
Can we now also analyse JT’s decision to wear UnderArmour while Frank prefers his windbreakers?:D
i think they've had an argument….lol trouble in paradise….JT's got that"not now,bitch"expression ….hahah
I love it when players pull their socks up like that. Socks up is also the way I like my baseball players too. JT, you are not helping me stop my extremely forbidden lust. *slaps self repeatedly* On another note, I really dislike those training kits. Ugh.
oh how i love my boys
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that picture distrubs me a lot:baselayers in training gear, NO JT, just NO! Lamps's freaky knee cap; whatever is going on with their shorts situations
*dies*
If I remember well JT fetish with those socks is because of Lampard – John said that in an interview.Something with goodluck!
HILARIOUS. : D
maybe, but see they’re trading lenght with their sleeves
hahaha Frank looks like: Come on, look at me. Have you even looked into my eyes today?
that picture distrubs me a lot:baselayers in training gear, NO JT, just NO! Lamps’s freaky knee cap; whatever is going on with their shorts situations
hahaha Frank looks like: Come on, look at me. Have you even looked into my eyes today?