August 25th, 2009
Speedos, Short Tents and Showers
It’s one of those days.
Why should we fight it? Our inbox is full of football players in various states of undress and we need to do the right thing.
Sharing is caring, after all. News of any real variety may have to wait.
To those of you at work that need to
a) remain employed;
b) are getting tired of your co-workers thinking you… read Kickette, we apologize in advance.
First up, Luis Figo, on holiday in Ibiza with his ridiculously attractive family.
We implore you to check out this gallery (warning, turn the sound off as some funky arse dance tune will soon be entertaining your neighbours). It features the Figo clan making a mockery of mere normals.
Heinz Muller. He’s in the shower. He prefers a body wash that creates a rich, foamy lather. He says he did the photoshoot because he was young and needed the cash. Who are we to judge?
Also: Chelsea’s Andriy Shevchenko may be fully kitted up, but really? He might as well be naked.
Finally, Chris Pontius continues to bring the sexy back to the MLS.
We’re off to find a candy cigarette.