June 24th, 2009

Split: Claude Makelele and Noemie Lenoir

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Tragic news, Kickettes. Noemie Lenoir has to turn in her WAG status card. Her relationship with Paris St. Germain player Claude Makelele is over.

Noemie made our website a much prettier place, and we can’t bear the thought of not having her around anymore.

So what happened? Well, details are scarce, but let’s just say Noemie and Claude haven’t been without their issues in the past.

Lest we forget, Claude had a well-publicized affair with a model that none of the Kickette commenters liked very much, followed swiftly by a damage control quote from his agent of epic-fail proportions. (“He’s denying it. But even if it was true, he’s going to deny it. They’re all at it, but when they’re caught they deny it.“)

Previous to that, there had been other alleged incidents with skeevies – stories about Claude cheating on Noemie when she was pregnant with their son, Kelyan, and telling her he was too tired from footie practice to have sex, when he was really shagging half of London at the time.

Bless.

It’s rumoured that the French couple have been split for about 6 months, which adds up to us. We started seeing photos of Noemie in New York with men that weren’t Claude about 4 months ago, and most recently she has been linked to music mogul Russell Simmons. Claude has also moved on and been sunning it up in Barbados with a Noemie lookylikey.

We wish both Claude and Noemie all the best for the future. Well, really just Noemie.

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20 Responses to “Split: Claude Makelele and Noemie Lenoir”

  1. TammyV says:

    I Move this site to keep her and revoke his baller card…

  2. TammyV says:

    I Move this site to keep her and revoke his baller card…

  3. Lolinha says:

    She deserves much better. Good luck Noemie.

  4. LynxKitten says:

    Please, keep featuring her as an honorary mention =) At least she had the sense to break off

  5. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Thats sad. She was one of my favorite WAGs, but I agree – she does deserve better.

  6. Bitterlemon says:

    Please God, Noemie….not that troll Russell Simmons!!! Makele’s new girl has an amazing body. But she can not compare to our irreplaceable Noemie. I hope kickette will still continue to stalk her.

  7. Raina says:

    FINALLY!  I never got what she saw in him anyway.  She will now move on to much better things hopefully.  And I totally agree with TammyV!! LOL.

  8. Eternal Dreamer says:

    I'll second TammyV's proposal!

  9. The Fourth Official says:

    We wish both Claude and Noemie all the best for the future. Well, really just Noemie. LOL LOL LOL Pithy and oh so true.

  10. HiL says:

    I agree with the girls below me, she does deserve better!

  11. Natnova says:

    I'm also backing what TammyV said, please keep Noemie on. She's my favourite WAG!!

  12. aristeia says:

    Oh Noemie. I hope you find yourself a REAL man. I'll miss seeing her gorgeous self on here so much though.

  13. Nik-x (Señora says:

    Yeah, she definitely deserves better! She is one of my fave WAGs!

  14. boo says:

    finally! i'm still surprised it lasted this long. and make looks better with the new chick. maybe she'll come back to europe soon and bag another footballer

  15. Anna (Frau Manuel Ne says:

    i love you, noemie xD. oh, but i like maka as well. pity cause they have a kid =/

  16. BarcaGirl says:

    at last. noemie FINALLY disposed that fugly flying ignorami. she’s definitely moving up in the world. hallelujah!

  17. suzie says:

    Thank god the woman has finally seen sense, She’s soooo much better off without him.She’ll always be an honorary wag to me.

  18. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Oh no! … I hope Noemie finds someone who treats her like the goddess she is.

  19. Avenath says:

    Good for her…all that gorgeousness does not deserve a tool like him anyway…

  20. Erin says:

    She’s better off. Way too good for him.