August 9th, 2012

Sporting Kansas City: Open Cup, Open For Business

Image: Twitter. H/T @Gay4Soccer.

Let us quickly state for the record, although we enjoy seeing the events that unfolded after yesterday’s Open Cup final, we are rather shocked by the fugliness of the winners’ undergarments. Usually we look forward to locker room celebrations with glee and HD anticipation. Today, not so much.

Still, onwards and upwards.

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13 Responses to “Sporting Kansas City: Open Cup, Open For Business”

  1. fudge says:

    ewww how unsexual

  2. OhDear says:

    Gee, ouch! They look like they're just messing around and having fun (though the underwear is ugly).

  3. thelovehater says:

    This post needs more Graham Zusi & his abs and less of those hideous undergarments.

  4. Dr. Heidi says:

    Okay, everyone ELSE is dropping trou on this site – why not Real Madrid? That would be oh so pretty…..

  5. [...] For some reason, celebrating with their hard-won U.S. Open Cup trophy entailed a disturbing lack of pants for Sporting Kansas City. Whatha. // Kickette [...]

  6. anon says:

    Aw Kickettes… no nice body… no nice face….. no pretty eyes….. no nothing!! This should be an IOU and get us a pic of YoGo!! Now that's something to look at!! ;D

  7. Jayy says:

    No. Just…no.

  8. tammyv says:

    Firstly let us celebrate Seattle losing… #MLS4SKC

    Secondly, the guy on the right's ass… is spectacular even in compression shorts and that is quite the feet

  9. anon, too says:

    The undergarments are fugly? What about the two ugly guys wearing them? (The guy on the left in particular needs to turn himself back around.)

    I agree with anon – raise your standards. This kind of ugly need not be brought to anyone's attention.

  10. anon says:

    This just proves that shirtless does not always =/= hot. Raise your standards Kickette!

  11. Carvivlie says:

    We need to stick to the pretty and this was not. ;)

  12. IrishBlue says:

    That guy on the right has quite an ass.