November 24th, 2011
Starring Ashley Cole: As Himself
“Say hello to my little friend“. Ash seeks inspiration from the greats for his new role. Image Credit: Getty Images.
Ashley Cole has apparently signed on to play himself in a new movie about a dodgy sports agent. Ash, who has managed to stay relatively clear of the spotlight lately by limiting his exposure to the laydeez, mobile telephones and small arms, will feature in ‘Played’ alongside Sam Allardyce, Joe Cole and Brit actor Danny Dyer.
Rumour also has it that several Hollyoaks stars have already begun to audition for ‘wannabe WAG’ roles.
We would like to tell you more, but unfortunately our will to live has inexplicably vanished and we must now go and seek comfort in the biscuit tin. Soz.
Those little critters in his pants are his only friends.
Looks like it might be crabs this time. Tut.Tut ……….. That Ashley,incorrigible!
Can use this pic for a porn website : )