October 19th, 2011
Steven & Alex Gerrard: Lunch & Leopard Prints In Liverpool
Is it with the leopard-on-leopard style statement that Alex and her bump are making? The plausibility of the LFC captain picking a wedgie whilst walking? Or should we turn our attention to issues which have a direct impact on ourselves, such as when will the folks who hoarded all those Four Loko cans finally bust open their stash and share with us?
We just don’t know, so instead of getting this whole snarky thing wrong and pissing off our readers in the process, we just won’t go there. Or anywhere but under our duvet covers for that matter.