May 6th, 2010
Steven Gerrard & Iker Casillas: A Wrinkle Above the Rest
While we’re not negating Steven’s lock on the forehead fold category, Iker is presenting a strong case as to why he should join the attractive ranks. Let’s dissect what these men have on offer:
Steven Gerrard at the opening of his restaurant, Warehouse, in Liverpool
Gerrard’s “who do you think you are” wrinkles make us want to forever refer to him as Mr. Big Stuff. One only receives the wrinkles ‘o scowl unless you have truly irked this man. Like when he lost the shoe battle to Alex and was forced to wear the above weapons in public, which is now documented on paparazzi film much to his aggravation.
Other examples include: Alex talking to him as he is consuming footy and beer; either of his daughters in future asking him to meet their boyfriends for the first time.
Iker Casillas in a promo for Reebook and AS
Quite honestly, we’re not entirely interested in explaining what this photo means. If you need to learn more, pick up a copy of Spanish daily, AS, this Saturday.
Now onto the folds. Iker’s take on stress signs is a tad different; it’s as if he’s okay with being caught doing something naughty. Certainly not X-rated behaviour, mind you. More like Iker just replaced Sergio Ramos’s entire closet with boring basics, and he wants to know what we’re all going to do about it. (Ie, die in a fit of rage when Sergio arrives home to see Caroline Celico wardrobe shopping in his newly re-modeled clothes collection.)