June 26th, 2007
Steven & Alex: The Wedding Photos
Oh, how we have waited. And waited. And then waited some more for these photos.
The blessed Steven Gerrard and Alex Curran wedding photos. Or, in other words, the photos by which all WAG wedding photos will forever be judged.
They do not disappoint, but are surprising in their subtlety. Although, obviously WAG subtlety is a universe unto itself.. Alex’s Ellie Saab dress is literally the “night of 19,000 Swarovski crystals covered in sparkling diamond dust and the sweat of a thousand child labourers working from sun up to sun down to create”.
But, you know… it’s kind of nice in a pageantry, barbie kind of way. We hate the hair, though. When will women learn that your wedding is not the time to experiment with bouffy, hard, helmet-like styles? Note the frozen smiles of hate on the bridesmaids who had 18 layers of Aquanet and a rolled up sock in their hair. Our wedding hair advice: go with you, but with cleaner, slightly more stylish hair, and you’re good.
For more photos, pick up a copy of OK! magazine.