January 13th, 2009

Steven Taylor: What Happens in Vegas…

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Oh, Stevie, honey? You better be careful. That waiter looks like he might be ready to make a move on the classy catch in the sparkly belt-dress.

Also, the granny with the fake Coach-bag is giving you the side-eye of judgment. 

As are we. 

See more pics of the Newcastle defender’s Las Vegas jaunt at MRWF.

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22 Responses to “Steven Taylor: What Happens in Vegas…”

  1. Kylah (twinyk) says:

    This unfortuneley reminds me of the ever so ghetto fabulous women of my small little trashtasic town. (Which by the way doesn`t account for the entire population of my small town) His other hand is on the girl in the gold dress` waist, you can just see his knuckles

  2. TammyV says:

    it is around the gold dress girl's waist. OH Tays, you are not supposed to post your Vegas pics dolly…the other ones are great too. Though David Nuggent is dressed and therefore not bringing the laughs.. byt we can dream that he will cameraphone himself again, good times!

  3. sarabee says:

    Trashtastic.

  4. CJ says:

    hmm…for as many good-looking girls as there are in vegas he had to have found two of the nastier ones. ugh. i'm all for pictures of footballers and skanky, trashy women but these two are fugly, he needs to upgrade pronto.

  5. RedGirl (Mrs. Casill says:

    Could they *be* any trashier?! Eeeeew

  6. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Before I could give him the side-eye of judgment I had to look him up… I had no idea who he was. But I’m giving him that side-eye now. Most definitely.

  7. Katie-Patie says:

    Eeew! The girl with the Huge Hooters looks like a Man…and the Bimbo with the so obviously gorgeous ass (the waiter told me!!) Forgot to put her jeans on! CLASSY!

  8. Rebecca says:

    I like short dresses, BUT THAT’S NOT A DRESS!

  9. Becca says:

    How trashy can you get?!

  10. sarabee says:

    Trashtastic.

  11. TammyV says:

    it is around the gold dress girl's waist. OH Tays, you are not supposed to post your Vegas pics dolly…the other ones are great too. Though David Nuggent is dressed and therefore not bringing the laughs.. byt we can dream that he will cameraphone himself again, good times!

  12. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Oh wow. What was the expression one of my friends use? Trash and grind? I think that applies here.

  13. Dani.Mrs José says:

    TRASHY !

  14. aristeia says:

    Vestie-boobs chick… GET OUT OF THE DAMN TANNING BED FOR 5 MINUTES PLEASE. Ugh. Whatever natural beauty you might have had (in your face!) was baked away. Although, I always wear a child's size vest as opposed to a shirt when I go to the clubs. Side-eye waiter is totally my favorite thing in this picture, lol!

  15. The Fourth Official says:

    That is the face of a man who is getting laid and he knows it. What is going on with the boobs on the hoochie on the left?

  16. DiorHeels says:

    Haha, I love the granny with the fake Coach bag. Power to you, lady! Other than that…chicken on the right, is that a shirt or a dress? Or a nightgown? I'm confused. And would never be caught out in public in that. I don't care if it's Las Vegas. Oh well, I always thought Taylor looks like a raccoon anyway, so…have fun with that.

  17. HiL says:

    oh well. as long as he’s having fun:P (*cough*sluts*cough*)

  18. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    lol his other hand is probably the reason her dress is riding so high… and the same reason the waiter is side-eyeing her butt.

  19. Dreamgirl says:

    Do we know where Steven’s other hand is?

  20. Filthygorgeous says:

    This photo should be tagged “a trip to the free clinic”! The bottle of Dom is the only classy thing in that photo I’m afraid. However, I am loving that waiter and his side-eye LOL! Sums the photo up nicely.

  21. klyn312 says:

    EW. nuff said.

  22. Boston Red says:

    Oh ick. Reason numero uno why Vegas can only be stomached in small doses and for very short periods of time.