July 15th, 2010

Sthefany Brito & Yulia Arshavin: Good Money On Bad Denim

We’ve said a fair few words on bad denim before. Why the universe has chosen craptastical fabric creations to be our personal nemesis, we’ll never know. But clearly, some WAGs have yet to heed our advice.

Putting a tie-dyed nail in sensible denim’s coffin was Sthefany Brito, seen last week in Brazil attending a concert.  Sthef, who is currently going through a seperation/divorce/some sort of messed up made-for-tv situation, was recently awarded 20% of Pato’s monthly earnings – so one would imagine she could shop her drip dry denim disasters away.

Wait, that bears repeating.

Under the terms of his contract with AC Milan, Pato earns between €500,000 and €700,000 each month. From here to “indefinitely” (aka until he probably appeals), Pato will deposit €100K-€130k in a bank account the government set up in Sthef’s ex-WAG honour. Payment will be made on the 10th of each month.

Pato ex wag wifeTherefore, on the 11th of each month, we will no longer take mercy on Sthef’s wardrobe. Because she has 29 days to flash some serious cash (from a marriage that lasted all of nine months) until her next pension payment, we expect to see her dripping in diamonds and fur and without bad wigs.

Taking mismatched double-denim to the levels that the much-richer, none-the-wiser actress is reaching for has turned our concern into a bad case of the stabbies.

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Arsenal WAGAt left, Arsenal’s Mrs. Andrey Arshavin wore an ensemble that posed a serious threat to the pavement her chubby wubby baby bellies walked on a D&G Spring 2010 dress. But that doesn’t make it OK.

Yulia must be hell bent on masterminding the penultimate ’90s pop star (un)fashion revival with this dress. It was certainly involved in an unfortunate incident from production to purchase, but we can’t determine if the offending agent was bleach or flour, or a bleach made from flour.

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But enough about us: whose denim choices offend you more, Kickettes?

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21 Responses to “Sthefany Brito & Yulia Arshavin: Good Money On Bad Denim”

  1. Sylvia15 says:

    Yulia's dress isn't nice, but she's the only WAG i like.

  2. Pam says:

    Wow she's getting a pretty good amount of alimony considering she was only married for 9 months.

  3. zztop says:

    i miss the voronins

  4. SunnyK says:

    Yulia’s dress looks like she had an unfortunate accident with a bottle of bleach. So does Sthefany, actually — though, just not as unfortunate. I’m afraid I’ll have to give them both fashion red cards.

  5. Marianna says:

    Awww poor Yulia she doesnt look that bad… I dont like the dress but she looks ok I guess… besides she is adorbable :D

  6. Sheila says:

    Nothing wrong with Yulia and Sthefany denim. I think they look good.

  7. Eli aka NC says:

    OMG last week I was shopping with my friend and I had to persuade her not to buy a dress identical to Yulia's!!!! I had to ask her "Do you think we're in 1993 or what????" She insisted it was "pretty" and I was like "You really have no fashion sense, girl!"

    But unfortunately it seems that this awful trend is coming back…I'm not jumping in the wagon, sorry

  8. Catie says:

    Sthef is worse. While Yulia breaks it up with some long legs and cute kids, Stef's disaster is head to toe. Honey, this is what the beauty of divorcing a rich footballer is, the post-breakup-haha-look-what-you-lost shopping spree.

  9. Barbaravka says:

    Yulia is wearing D&G isn’t she?

  10. Be says:

    Sthef… Classic tacky brazillian look. Skin-tight skinny jeans with a jean jacket and cheapo-looking wedges from 9 years ago. I'm just suprised that she isn't wearing massive earrings or a ring on every finger and 6 bangles on her wrist. This isn't to be said about every girl's style in Brazil. I'd go with 75% though. I'm just suprised that that 20% couldn't buy her a personal stylist to help pry her dead cold hands off of sythetic fabrics and bad denim that B Spears would have sported in 2001.

    • Natalia says:

      you're right..this is NOT every girl’s style in Brazil!

    • Debora says:

      Hey I'm Brazilian and I take offence to that…there are tacky dressers everywhere!! Not just in Brazil! And style/fashion is subjective, as in what I think might be stylish may not be what you think is stylish. And bangles/ rings everyone uses them…people can be so ignorant. Feel free to dissagree with her garments but don't make generalized "accusations/comments".

  11. Steph says:

    I say Sthef's was worse. Not only is she wearing denim on denim, her jeans are grey and the jacket is light AND dark denim! Uh, NO. And yeah, Yulia's kids are adorable! :)

  12. Thea says:

    Okay – how is this possible to get 20% of your ex's income when you are married for a total of 7 months??? (I know Kickette explained it before but still….)

    • Catie says:

      I, too, find this perplexing. They also signed a pre-nup, so was there a clause about clubbing that nullified the whole thing or something?

  13. Amanda says:

    I want to say Sthef, because that wig just made me LOL like a hyena on ecstasy, I mean, girl must think she's Britney Spears, but that dress is just wrong.

  14. Zlatanista says:

    With those sunglasses on Yulia lokes a bit like Jennifer Aniston. But OMG the kiddos!

  15. Lisa says:

    The presence of those two cute bubbas is keeping me from saying something nasty about Yulia. Its like my kryptonite. Arsh's son is putting on epic bitchface. We feel your pain little buddy! I'm not even gonna recognise Sthef, she gives WAGs a bad name (is that even possible?).

  16. p4ng says:

    I think Yulia's dress was cute Ü