July 15th, 2010
Sthefany Brito & Yulia Arshavin: Good Money On Bad Denim
We’ve said a fair few words on bad denim before. Why the universe has chosen craptastical fabric creations to be our personal nemesis, we’ll never know. But clearly, some WAGs have yet to heed our advice.
Putting a tie-dyed nail in sensible denim’s coffin was Sthefany Brito, seen last week in Brazil attending a concert. Sthef, who is currently going through a seperation/divorce/some sort of messed up made-for-tv situation, was recently awarded 20% of Pato’s monthly earnings – so one would imagine she could shop her drip dry denim disasters away.
Wait, that bears repeating.
Under the terms of his contract with AC Milan, Pato earns between €500,000 and €700,000 each month. From here to “indefinitely” (aka until he probably appeals), Pato will deposit €100K-€130k in a bank account the government set up in Sthef’s ex-WAG honour. Payment will be made on the 10th of each month.
Therefore, on the 11th of each month, we will no longer take mercy on Sthef’s wardrobe. Because she has 29 days to flash some serious cash (from a marriage that lasted all of nine months) until her next pension payment, we expect to see her dripping in diamonds and fur and without bad wigs.
Taking mismatched double-denim to the levels that the much-richer, none-the-wiser actress is reaching for has turned our concern into a bad case of the stabbies.
At left, Arsenal’s Mrs. Andrey Arshavin wore an ensemble that posed a serious threat to the pavement her chubby wubby baby bellies walked on a D&G Spring 2010 dress. But that doesn’t make it OK.
Yulia must be hell bent on masterminding the penultimate ’90s pop star (un)fashion revival with this dress. It was certainly involved in an unfortunate incident from production to purchase, but we can’t determine if the offending agent was bleach or flour, or a bleach made from flour.
But enough about us: whose denim choices offend you more, Kickettes?