April 17th, 2012

Stuart Holden: Kickette Covert Operative (In Training)

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Filmed prior to USA vs. England WC 2010.

From one point of view, Stuart Holden’s work in exposing teammate Jay De Merit’s alarming choice in shower songs is faultless. He operates with stealth, a nod to the¬†impropriety of his actions. Once busted, he neatly defuses the situation with a little light harmonising.

But Stuart, we have an issue: at one point in this film, you are standing within feet of a naked, moist footballer. Yet at no point does it occur to you to drop the lens and let us see what lies beneath.

You on a covert mission under the auspices of Kickette and you fail to capture the Holy Grail of Stalking when it’s handed to you through a steamy glass plate window?!

Baby, Baby, Baby, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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6 Responses to “Stuart Holden: Kickette Covert Operative (In Training)”

  1. Allison says:

    They are entirely too comfortable with each other. But oh so cute!

  2. Doles says:

    Wait, am I the only one who noticed that Jay De Merit is singing Justin Bieber while he is shaving his chest????!!!!! lol

  3. Nate says:

    Stuart seems like a really fun guy to hang around hes always getting up to some fun stuff. And of course giving the fans some shower time with Jay a plus

  4. IrishBlue says:

    'Naked, moist footballers', the stuff dreams are made of!

    Well, my dreams anyway!