April 17th, 2012
Stuart Holden: Kickette Covert Operative (In Training)
Filmed prior to USA vs. England WC 2010.
From one point of view, Stuart Holden’s work in exposing teammate Jay De Merit’s alarming choice in shower songs is faultless. He operates with stealth, a nod to the impropriety of his actions. Once busted, he neatly defuses the situation with a little light harmonising.
But Stuart, we have an issue: at one point in this film, you are standing within feet of a naked, moist footballer. Yet at no point does it occur to you to drop the lens and let us see what lies beneath.
You on a covert mission under the auspices of Kickette and you fail to capture the Holy Grail of Stalking when it’s handed to you through a steamy glass plate window?!
Baby, Baby, Baby, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!