March 1st, 2012

Style Files: Alex Gerrard & Claudine Keane

Alex Gerrard clothes WAG fashion style shoppingSteven Gerrard's wife out and about Liverpool WAG style clothing shopaholicSome of our favourite trend mongers were out and about last Thursday, with Alex Gerrard turning unfashionable street tricks as a poster girl for Isabel Marant at brunch in the midmorning. Her topnecklacebracelets, and horrific trainers were all courtesy of the French designer, which leads us to believe she got a Net-a-Porter gift card for Christmas and, being the fashion sheep that she is, went hog wild with whatever Vogue told her was popular.

But really, those trainers? We know they’re sold out from here to Timbuktu and every fashion editor is in a tizzy over them, but if they can make Alex Gerrard’s phenomenal legs look like sausages then they’re a life threatening problem.

Later that evening, Claudine Keane attended the “Oscar Wilde: Honouring The Irish In Film” event in Santa Monica, California. You would not be wrong to think she looks indistinguishable from every other 10 pence blond in L.A.

Mrs Robbie Keane’s Hervé Léger bandage dress is so tired that we fell asleep whilst writing this. Her obligatory Christian Louboutin heels and Chanel clutch were equally snooze-inducing. We recently voiced our distaste on her Léger wearing, style-lacking appearance at Elie Saab’s Spring Couture show, and since our pleas have fallen on dangly-earring deaf ears, we’re retreating back to our beds now.

Thoughts on the aforementioned blonds dressed at gunpoint, Kickettes? Are we being too harsh in our analysis or not critical enough?

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21 Responses to “Style Files: Alex Gerrard & Claudine Keane”

  1. James says:

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  2. 2ez says:

    glamour, gerad looks so damn gorgeous @ her age, stevie is a lucky man

  3. Love Claudine's red dress! The clutch, too! Not a fan of the heels though, too high for me :P I think it's time to give my debit card some swiping action next pay day lol I need some retail therapy!

  4. laura says:

    I used to think Alex was pretty, but she seems to have lost her looks. Her face now just looks puffy. She just lives on her husbands fame and now that he career is going down, I can't see her filling magazine pages for much longer

  5. Catie2838 says:

    Alex, next time, just say no. No no no no no. I don't really mind Claudine's dress, don't love it or hate it, but I loathe the shoes. I feel like she's going to kick up and give someone the Heimlich with them. Maybe puncture a lung in the process.

  6. elsebethynwa says:

    €440 for a pair of trainers? I found some nice ones in Deichmann the other day for 25€ and they look great on me :-)

  7. linvinnaar says:

    How Alex a fashion journalist? Her sense of dressing is hideous.

    • Kat says:

      Let's clear this up. She's a WAG who happens to have a fashion column. Cathy Horyn and Hilary Alexander will not appreciate Alex Gerrard being considered their colleague.

  8. Lady Bella says:

    Claudine Keane is definitely in her element in LA.

    Alex just always looks a mess. Just because you're wearing designer clothing doesn't make you a stylish person.

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  10. FloraJane says:

    Can't you just hear that poor Hermes back crying at having to be seen with all that fugly? Yikes. What happened to the new fashion-choice-improvement program that Alex seemed to be on just a few months back? She was actually looking good for a while, but this…. !! And the comments about the tired Leger…I'm still laughing! Well done!

  11. Chavete says:

    Alex stick to wearing heels! Never again put those trainers on your feet! And…

    Claudine, just because you wear a Herver Leger dress, Christian Louboutins and Chanel together does not mean you'll be on Best Dressed List. I agree it's BORING & the accessories are all wrong. God, I wish I were still in LA, so I could contact her & be her stylist.

  12. Lucy says:

    I´m sorry but Claudine looks like a hooker, I like Alex´s top, but those plastic pants are just hideous!!!

  13. anna says:

    The fudge is that trainers?! I won't be able to afford them, but even if with money, I ain't touching that ugly mess. I will never understand high fashion, some of them are so tacky.

  14. Jen says:

    What the Heck Alex??? What are you wearing?? Those leggings and trainers are the WORST!!!! Mrs. Keane looks boring-like you said Kickette, those type of blonds are a dime a dozen in LA.

  15. Natalie says:

    What is Alex wearing???????? :S

  16. kaldy says:

    oh my God , Ale , these are some hideous jewelry girl .. I am sure they are expensive . mine are much better , I can make some items and send them to you if you need good jewelry

  17. gigi says:

    Most of the time, I hate how WAGs dress. It's like they're the ultimate fashion victims. They buy the most expensive things the kiss-ass boutique managers bring them and then throw it all together with little regard for good taste or constraint. What makes it worse is that 90% of all that trendy crap they buy will be useless to them in 6 months. Even if they tried to give it away, what normal person would want it or even be able to use it?

  18. Sam says:

    Just in case anyone's wondering about the inspiration for that outfit… If you click on the link to see the Isabel Marant top and see the pic of the model posing with the shirt, it is not too far off the outfit that Alex is wearing :D

  19. Jayy says:

    Kickette, I think you need to be waaay more critical!
    I dont think Ive ever seen a WAG in a elegant one shoulder dress or a halter neck dress, its always the bandage dress-clutch combo.
    Alex needs to burn them clothes and invest in a stylist ASAP.

  20. Loninha - Brasil says:

    I refuse to comment on anything going forward that comes this woman!
    Alex Gerrard is lost in a world of fashion and football, it is completely empty!