Sometimes fashion photos can just speak for themselves, Kickettes. But not in this case. Because, well, in this case fashion has no voice.
Fashion is suffering from laryngitis and needs a throat lozenge. It has been up too late gossiping and is scratchy and hoarse. It has a mincemeat pie lodged in its gob. And so on.
Anyhoo, let’s take a gander at Louise Redknapp (in Lanvin) and Abigail Clancy’s style choices for last night’s Cosmopolitan Magazine Women of the Year awards.
The soon-to-be Mrs Crouch: even her boobs were trying to make a fast getaway from her scissor-happy ribbon dress. We like that Louise went for edgy. But the combination of metallics and draping and pouching and etc is too much for us.
Are we just cranky because we ran out of sugar for our tea? Or are two of the most gorgeous WAGs having an off-fashion day?

Did Iker make this chick do the a.m. Walk Of Shame? 





Wait, what…. Is the women on the right of Abbey Jennifer Ellison?