December 15th, 2011

Style-Off: The Cricket Christmas Party

Are your Louboutins hung by the chimney with care? Have you already gotten so wasted at your office holiday party that you’ve had to quit your job in shame? Have you opened all of the gifts with your name on them and then re-wrapped them so no one knows about it? Then you are ready for Christmas, dear Kickettes.

One thing that we’ve come to learn that the holiday season is not complete without every one’s favourite Liverpool clothing boutique’s annual party. Attended by every WAG and hanger-on within a fifty mile radius, the Cricket Christmas party is the perfect opportunity for to put on the entire make-up aisle at Boots and enough self-tanner to cover several square miles.

Let’s judge, shall we?

Ever since appearing on a WAGs edition of Come Dine With Me, Jude Cisse and Chantelle Tagoe have been BFFs. The other halves of Djibril Cisse and Emile Heskey, respectively, put on their finery and trotted out last night. Jude is wearing a custom Philip Armstrong dress (we’re noticing a trend here), the obligatory Louboutins and a YSL clutch. Chantelle went the LDB route and matched her accessories accordingly. We’re going to declare Jude the winner in this style-off within a style-off. That dress is pretty decent, yes?

Never one to miss an opportunity to get plastered and talk about how hungover she is, Alex Gerrard was of course there.

In keeping with her recent “no colour ever” mantra, she chose to wear a see through (is that really necessary?) Isabel Marant dress with a Maison Martin Margiela fur coat. We’ve lost count on how many black fur coats she owns, but you’ll be happy to learn that she’s just purchased another one.

An Alexander Wang clutch rounded out her trifecta of new designer duds.

We would genuinely enjoy seeing the woman in some colour once in a while, but she seems intent on carrying on this “rocker” vibe.

And now to the most orange one of all:

Sophie Leigh Anderson is the fiancèe of Liverpool’s Charlie Adam. She also appears to have depleted the Northwest of St. Tropez and used a can of brown paint to perfect her Scouse brow.

We can’t believe we live in a world where Scouse brow is a thing.

One thing we know for sure – we can’t wait to see her come Grand National time.

So who’s got your favourite look then? We’re sticking with Mrs. Cisse for the win.

Also of note – another conspicuous absence for Coleen Rooney. She recently denied she was pregnant on Twitter, but perhaps it’s true after all? She never misses this party.

 

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23 Responses to “Style-Off: The Cricket Christmas Party”

  1. ambra says:

    Alex Gerrard is the best here!! love the isabel marrant dress and the ladies know how to carry those Loubies!! http://lila.pixavue.com/

  2. EvaW says:

    Didn't Chantelle say on Come Dine With Me that she would not be staying in touch with Jude??? Well, anything for a photo op I guess…. *side eye*

  3. Bru says:

    cheap. no one on this post is worthy of a more elaborate adjective.

  4. ChristinaLFP says:

    If you ask me I'd say those wags are wearing too much black eye liner/ eye shadow and are way too bronzed.

  5. Marina_Isabella says:

    They all look the same and also look orange… why?

  6. rachael says:

    I just don’t get the bright orange in the middle of winter look they’re not exactly the classiest wags around and what has happened to Sophie she used to look so pretty she looks dreadful here.

  7. Gladys says:

    Is it just me or does Djibril Cisse's wife look like some sophomore he picked up at a Wellesley College dance? How did she get thrown into that cheesy WAG mix? More importantly, how did she end up with him? Didn't he assault some woman outside a nightclub a few years ago? Love is strange.

  8. Hot4Spurs says:

    I think Sophie could look way better if she wasn't covered in oompa loompa juice. Plus, she needs to put the breaks on those eyebrows and learn which angles are best for the camera. She seems to have a really naturally sweet/good girl personality from what I can tell through her tweets.

    Oh, how I loves me some Jude!

  9. Catie2838 says:

    These women make Liverpool sound more and more like a weird WAG safari spot. Hop in a mercedes, slowly drive around town pointing out the overly tanned and lacquered, end the tour at a WAG hotspot where you can enjoy a martini and stare at the wide array of "Scouse brows" in confusion and mild bewilderment. National Geographic could do a special.

  10. Donna C says:

    Why do the majority of wags always look so rough around the edges? I'm only about 3 years apart from them yet I look much younger and only true to my age once i'm wearing make up. You'd think with their partners salary they'd consult a make up/fashion artist to teach them how to look proper instead of like cheap ass whores. I know if I was married to someone in the spotlight and would frequently have cams on me i'd love to look my best which doesn't mean wearing a tacky designer dress and looking like I took a bath in orange juice the night before. Just cause it's designer don't mean you look good darlings.

  11. GunnerM says:

    The Rooneys weren't at the United charity bash the other evening either…hmmmmm

  12. Danielle says:

    everytime I read Alex's "articles" in OK mag I can't help thinking she is as dumb as a bag of rocks! She says nothing of importance or value and she jumps from subject to subject like a 5 year old hopped up on sugar. It's like she just stop progressing as a human being at 16! How has Steven not left this idiot!!!

    • Anonymous says:

      LOL she writes her column like it's her personal diary.

    • Hot4Spurs says:

      Yes! And I can't believe she actually wrote in her column that "white washing" of black celebs was fine with her. I'd bet good money that she doesn't even know what that means. She'll do, but she is definitely not a favorite.

    • Catie2838 says:

      Her "column" make me want to smack my head against the wall.

  13. AC_USA says:

    Sophie looks like a man. Is it just me or do you all see it too? :( (

    • Anonymous says:

      She's actually rather pretty when she doesn't have a bunch of slap on her face. I'm not sure why people think caking on make-up makes them look good :/

      • AC_USA says:

        Yeah :) Most of them are gonna need a bucket and big old spatula to take it all off. Disgusting :( (