October 17th, 2007

Style Files: Elen Rives and the Knee Socks

It is with great regret that we make this announcement:

We have run out of snark. 

Our snark has left the building. 

It refuses to work under certain employment conditions, and being expected to comment intelligently and coherently on this fashion decision is one of them.


It was the earnest taupe kneesocks that pushed us over the edge.  The frills of whimsy at the top.  That’s what did us in.  We may never recover.  Pray for us, dear Kickettes.

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24 Responses to “Style Files: Elen Rives and the Knee Socks”

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  2. Malin says:

    The absolute worst about this… creation, is that it probably cost a fortune…

  3. Elise says:

    I have just laughed so long that my f**king side hurts.  Is she serious?  And WTF does Frank see in…in…that?  It’s just inexplicable- the outfit and the Frank thing. 

    I usually just pop in to read other’s comments but this was just too funny not to join the fray.

  4. April says:

    Milk Maid.

    That’s all I can say.

  5. Pau says:

    so this woman has all the money of the world but no mirrors??? she wakes up beside Frank Lampard!!! and even that she always has that expression of being smelling something as bad as her taste…what mades me really mad is thinking about how everytime I buy something of Chelsea or Frank part of that money goes to her hands: I mean, I may had pay one yarn of that…(cause I can

  6. Gina says:

    Do you think Lamps has signed with Bayern Munich or something? Cause his woman has obviously selected her Oktoberfest get-up for next year.

  7. Jenn says:

    Wow, someone who lets themselves go like that?  $100 bets that her legs aren’t shaved and that she popped one too many Xanax.

    For her DHs sake, I hope her choice of lingerie under that outfit isn’t so hideous.

  8. robin says:

    Ahahahahahaha – what a FABULOUS halloween costume!!! She’s obviously dressing up as gretle.
    Wait what? Its not a costume? :o

  9. jax says:

    Has to be the ghastliest/funniest WAG outfit ever !!! – even VB’s red Big Bird dress looks tasteful by comparison !

    Did she get dressed wearing those bug-eyed sunglasses and couldn’t see herself ?!

    Is she bored and has taken up housework ? -‘Maybe Frank will love me as a scary maid and stay true always…‘ I think not! Stay in Russia Frank, for your own sake !

  10. freddiegirl says:


  11. brandy says:

    WOW. This monstrosity is just BEYOND… I’d NEVER thought I’d see anything THIS BAD. Just wow…

  12. Cherry says:

    OMG. No wonder Frank goes elsewhere. Who’d want to mess with that? She’s awful.

  13. Tammyv says:

    Holy Hell – why does she always have to attempt to out horror Alex?  The dress diasterous and hides her smokin hot body, the lacey knee-highs with the broken/not being used MaryJanes?  WTF? 

    Honey, honey, honey…This is a simple fashion rule for you: When you look at yourself in the mirror and thenk “God I look good” immedantly go to your closet and change until you think you look, plain, boring, unfashionable, whatever…I promise you that you will look better.  Learn it, know it, live it.

    This is worse then when she wore the horrific plaid bussle skirt twice in two weeks and that was only last month

  14. Kiki says:

    Did anyone else notice that the strap on her right shoe isn’t attached? Broken? Too lazy to fasten it?

    Either way, just a mess…

  15. AC says:

    what on earth was she thinking leaving the house wearing THIS?!

  16. Allana says:

    Hideous!  Ghastly!  I’m a new Kickette, but I am united with the rest on this…

  17. carly says:

    The horror!!!
    ***runs away screaming***

  18. Ella says:

    Wow.. What to say?

  19. LoveLamps says:

    Seriously why can’t Frank see her as the gross woman she really is?!?!  AWFUL, JUST AWFUL!

  20. Johnna says:

    Wow. You can always count on Elen to have a good laugh about an outfit.

    God, she’s hideous.

  21. RedGirl says:

    Jax, apart from getting dressed wearing those sunglasses, she turned the lights off and pulled the f****** curtains…

    I bet she has wooden mirrors at home <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

  22. linz says:

    i agree with the sound of music, i’m not the best when it comes to fashion-sense, but even i know that the dress is ghastly.

  23. aja says:

    clearly, she’s trying to be in the film remake of the sound of music.  should there ever be a film remake.