July 17th, 2008

Style Files: Elen Rives, Fashion Icon

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Kickettes, we feel it’s time for an Elen Rives fashion-moment reflection.

Why? Well, because there is little else happening in the world today, and we’re buying time whilst our man-servants search for TTO pics.

For those fashionistas not familiar with Elen Rives, please peruse these photos with a sketchpad for future shopping success.  When it comes to style, one has to bow down to Elen’s originality. In fact, she has taken the term, “originality” and created a new meaning: shocking and utterly craptastic ensembles of fashion road kill.  We adore her for this, because she truly couldn’t care less about what any of us think of her or her fabric choices.

Here are a few of our favourite ER moments, past and present.  Dis-enjoy!

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photos via WENN, Splash News, story via xwagsx.

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33 Responses to “Style Files: Elen Rives, Fashion Icon”

  1. fashion news says:

    I love her and wacky fashion sense and don’t care who knows… She always brings the lols and yet can look specatular

  2. Mrs. John Terry says:

    As a German girl I feel totally offended by that dirndl dress.

  3. lose that girl says:

    I'm too tired to even attempt…I'd be up all night if I did… lose that girl blog

  4. lose that girl says:

    I’m too tired to even attempt…I’d be up all night if I did…

    lose that girl blog

  5. plAinfAshion says:

    ^I just so looove her pictures of street shot. No matter who says what, I ADMIRE her.

  6. Gunnergirl08 says:

    LOL. There is no excuse for looking like this when you have her (husband’s) money!

  7. deby says:

    WAW……!!!!
    what a fantastic woman…!!
    what an amazing fashion of Ellen Rives…!!!
    i’m adore frank lampard and ellen rives. i do love luna and isla. what a perfect family, rite!!! love you lampsy..!!!

  8. bookmole says:

    Ha!  I actually like her in the bright red wide-leg pants thingy, even though the legs are a bit long – the colour is good on her, and she even managed to have red toe nails and what could even be cute heels under there.

    The rest is really meh to Fugly squared.  Amazing.

    I wish I had the money available to me that she has to spend on clothes!

  9. I like the attitude that she has. Yes, it is obvious
    that one should do whatever he/she likes. It can be related to style.

  10. Becca x says:

    Never Fails To Ammuse Me!! Lol

  11. brandy says:

    Oh Elen, you are just so unique.

  12. LoveLamps says:

    WHAT?  I CANNOT POST A NORMAL COMMENT AND IT’S EVIL ELEN!  Clearly, she is the reason I’m having problems.  I HATE HER!  She is scary.

  13. natalia18 says:

    I’ve just seen that somebody [football’s girls ] wants to see pictures of Artur Boruc:D I agree because -maybe you don’t know that- he’s one of the best goalkeepers in the world , next to Casillas and Buffon – in UEFA’s opinion!!! Kickettes, write something about him, Poland also participated in EURO 08 , so let you know him rest of Europe <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    PS: Sorry for my english, because I still learn:)

  14. HoneyBee says:

    I honestly think that most people could dress better than she does even with their eyes closed.Lots of people don’t have any fashion sense-but she can afford to hire a person with it who could point her in the right direction. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shuteye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="shut eye" style="border:0;" />

  15. Venice says:

    LOL the dress on the second to last photo is the best! Although the Mariah Carey style rag she has on in the photo with Lamps is right up there.

  16. debs says:

    MY GOD,where the hell does she get her clothes from,she got NO fashion sense,me think she is plane nasty and ugly too….

  17. football's girl says:

    we want BORUC!!!!!!!BORUC!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. mary says:

    i really don’t think she knows how BAD she looks in these things! she has no style or taste or ANYTHING…it’s a shame to be wasting her money on ugly designer duds when she can be spending it on LOVELY stuff.
    UGGGGLY!
    BAD GIRL!
    PS-Lamps is not photogenenic. He’s cute in candid shots but when he poses…it’s a little bit off. He needs help to with the clothes but more so HER than him.
    PSS- does anyone have ER email address…they should address with her PRONTO!
    I’ll do it!!

  19. TammyV says:

    I love her and wacky fashion sense and don’t care who knows… She always brings the lols and yet can look specatular.

  20. Johnna says:

    LOL I said it before, I’ll say it again…. I feel so so bad for Luna and Isla. With both Frank and Elen’s *cough* sense of style *cough*. Luna will rebel when she’s 13, I swear.

  21. carly says:

    Oh now I understand, Kickette!

    Her innitials are ER – Emergency Room – of course!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    To be fair, I think she’s calmed down a little recently but she’s always fun to watch.

  22. Katie says:

    With all that money FRANK earns a week im sure when she goes shopping she could get a personel shopper or pay the shop workers to help her choose clothes (i think posh does that, and i no posh doesnt allways looks good, i no ).

    OMD’z who in there rite mond would buy that orange beanie hat and sholder jacket combo or that half swiming cozzie half of i have no idea ??????????

  23. WOW! That is a whole bundle of mess right there.

    Her and Lamps really are each other’s fashion equal!!

    Maybe we should be thankful he hasn’t married her yet, can you imagine what she’s wear???? Eeeek!!

  24. Ice Princess says:

    Why is it that it seems that the majority of these ladies can’t seem to kit themselves out in decent clothes despite the fact that they have loads of money to do so? *sigh* oh the great tragedy of it all…if only I had their wallets at my disposal =( What a waste.

  25. pinky115 says:

    her outfits are better than wat she normally wears.

  26. jax says:

    Yup, she's the original one-woman Frocky Horror Show. The perfect example of how truckloads of money doesn't buy taste or style. Do you think Frank secretly hates her clothes but is too scared to tell her?!

  27. sarabee says:

    She looks like she's had a fight in Oxfam in the majority of those pics, but that little fashion show has certainly cheered my morning up. Its great to start the day with a big old belly-laugh.

  28. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    MY EYES! THEY BURN! AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaah!

  29. sarabee says:

    She looks like she’s had a fight in Oxfam in the majority of those pics, but that little fashion show has certainly cheered my morning up. Its great to start the day with a big old belly-laugh.

  30. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    MY EYES! THEY BURN! AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaah!

  31. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Thats absolutely terrible. Why on earth would you do that to yourself?

  32. linz826 says:

    i think she closes her eyes and just feels her way to the closet and picks out whatever she wants. Then still while she puts them on and THEN finishes her face with makeup. Why can’t he just LEAVE her?