February 18th, 2008

Style Files: Elen Rives in London

Welcome to another Monday, Kickettes.  Elen’s facial expression says it all for us, yes?

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29 Responses to “Style Files: Elen Rives in London”

  1. DanyLamps says:

    Awww!! Frankie is so fashion, but Elen

  2. Becca x says:

    Arw that kids sucha cutie <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
    i do love my frank x

  3. Sarah x says:

    Im Thnking frank must dresss the kids, how can they look so cute when elens going round looking like that!
    The Bag, The Body Warmer, The Hair Its Just All WRONG!
    She Needs Help.

  4. Nic says:

    Wag?? How about HAG.. uggghhh im not even a big fan of her on a good day

  5. SheilaLaMpS says:

    Frankielious…

  6. brandy says:

    Is she transporting another child in that “hand” bag?! Carrying around the population of Rhode Island? WTF?!

    And why are Frank’s back pockets on his thighs?!

    Just say no to the wedges with baggy bum/skinny leg jeans. Really, JUST SAY NO!

    Please make it all stop….

  7. Boxing Day Girl says:

    The little girls are so cute !!
    Frank is so beautiful, hasn’t changed since I met him

    Love to all the family
    xxx

    Looking forward to seeing you again someday

  8. StevieG says:

    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />

    her hair is sooo greasy and discusting and she looks like a nervous wreck doesnt she learn anything from all the London Fasion weeks she goes to? frank lampard looks discusting hes trying to hard his clothes look HORRIBLE

  9. Gretchen Weiners says:

    She looks like Frankenstein in those wedges.

  10. Sara says:

    I think Elen should take styling tips from the bambino. Christ Elen looks a mess..but then..whats new??

  11. Johnna says:

    OH MY GOD manu7 that is freaking amazing. Frank. Frank, Frank, Frank.

    Speaking of having no arse… look at Elen’s non-existent one. I think it’s in her handbag too. Also.. does Elen not own shampoo? Her hair looks like it hasn’t been washed in about 8 days. I’m sure it’s all greasy and smells like cigarette smoke. Poor Isla.

    Luna; however, absolutely makes these pictures for me. I stand by my claim that her (and JT’s twins) are the cutest kids in existence.

  12. The Fourth Official says:

    ROFLMFAO!  Manu7, that is priceless.  Frank just dropped off my Sexy Radar for this week.

  13. linz says:

    LOL…Frank’s ass is in Elen’s bag!! reading that has totally made my day!  Yes—I couldn’t stop starring at those fugly shoes which do not match a stitch of clothing she’s wearing. 

    Frank…as sexy as you are, those jeans are not the best…those pockets on your non-existing ass are gi-normous!!  A little too large for my taste and i’m not exactly feeling the zipper on them as well…but your face is delightful to look at, so the fashion disaster called your jeans are tolerable.

  14. cassie says:

    holy jesus, what is she wearing?!?  the shoes, the horrible pants, the vest!!!!  i swear she just picks up stuff on the floor and tells herself wow, this is a great layered look.  makes me want to vomit.

  15. RedGirl says:

    Why would anybody use a circus tent as a bag?? This kind of thing only happens in the ‘Elen Rives’ Universe’… Maybe she puts the kids in there so she can use that hand to carry her shopping bags

  16. LoveLamps says:

    Frank looks good in anything.  The jeans are not the best, but with a face like that WHO CARES!?!  Elen, on the other hand, looks her usual fashion disaster.  I so wish he would dump her for the fashionista that is me!

  17. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I think it says something about how bad of taste you have in clothes when your toddler dresses better than you!!!
    I’m all for big handbags but are you kidding me?! What the hell does she have in there?? (other than Frank’s arse!)
    But again, Elen never fails to make me smile in amusement <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    Maybe Isla could let mummy borrow her stylist?!

  18. Elise says:

    Okay, so I can’t have a post in which I laugh at Frank without posting something in honour of his fabulousness on Saturday. 

    http://www.jamd.com/image/g/79795705

    http://www.jamd.com/image/g/79794869

    Not only did he reach his 100 goals for the club, he went ahead and made it 101.  He got a standing ovation from the crowd.  I wept in joy.  Seriously.  In fact I’m weeping right now.  No, not really.  But I did on Saturday, for most of the game, because Frank was on fire and I was so happy for him.  And John was there on the pitch with him (looking good and making saves) and so- all was right with my world.  Except that Capello was at Old Trafford watching Man U. simply WIPE THE FLOOR with Arsenal (taking a pause for some absolutely maniacal laughter) but I guess that’s what tapes are for.  That way he can watch Frank and his once and future captain John doing what they do best and enjoy it with as many replays as he’d like.

  19. trainee wag says:

    has everyone forgotten to look at elen’s shoes.. i mean.. jeez, those things lift her up as high as the tire lifts up the freakin car.i.hate.mondays.

  20. Elise says:

    Oh sweet Jesus.

    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    And then I clicked the link to the other picture.

    I am LMFAO!  What.  The.  F**k.  is going on here?  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  Frank!  You are NOT serious, are you?  Dude….  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  God, there can be absolutely no doubt as to my deep and abiding love for this man, but this one….this one….
    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  He *must* be lightheaded from his goal-scoring, ass-kicking escapades on Saturday, and therefore cannot be held responsible for this…this…whatever it is.  I struggle to find anything good to say about any of the original four pics here, except to say that from the neck up Frank is smoking- the tongue thing he’s doing is, well, doing it for me…or at least it would be if I could stop laughing about the other pic.  The enormous zipper pull…looks horrible, but that too is doing it for me.  So much about Frank ‘does it’ for me…but as for offering any kind of explanation or defense for this whole disaster….I’ve got nothing.  And anything that makes the beautiful Lampard ass seem non-existent, is just plain wrong.

  21. The Fourth Official says:

    I’m ignoring Elen today, ‘cause really . . . WTF.

    Frank:

    Nice stubble.  Check.  Nice leather jacket.  Check.  Nice shit-stomper boots.  Check.  Nice satisfied goal-scoring footballer nonchalance.  Check.  Nice ass:  . . . . .

    Where is Frank’s ass?

    Honestly, where is it?  Take a look at the rear shot of Frank.  Now tell me . . . where did his ass go?

    Maybe it’s in Elen’s bag?

    Jeans on a man serve one main purpose.  To showcase his ass.  These jeans are a disaster.  They are fugly.

    The pull thingee on Frank’s zipper is gi-normous. Why?  And pockets on the back of his thighs?  Why?  What does one keep in large pockets that are situated on the back of one’s thighs??? Cause it sure ain’t his ass!

    Elen:  0/10
    Frank:  7/10 (9 if he finds his ass)
    Bubba:  Priceless.

  22. tammyv says:

    GOD I LOVE THEM!  So fashion diasterous, so often. God those kids are cute though.

  23. hitzelle/stevie&#039 says:

    WAHAHHA
    the bag is hilarious =p
    aww Isla.. she’s so cuuutte!!

  24. Pau says:

    Again…Dear Elen, would you please look to your side, do you see that guy? well, his name is Frank Lampard and he is totally hot (let

  25. RomanM says:

    You know, I had a jacket just like that when I was a wee tyke. My grandmother ordered it from a Fingerhut catalog. And the jeans, well…Frank, I’d be extra mindful of the twig and two berries before I zipped up, if I were you.

    Isla is adorable and stylish. I’m started to think she might be adopted.

  26. c9 says:

    SPEECHLESS <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/blank.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="blank stare" style="border:0;" />  I think I have to go to the bathroom. Poor bubba’s mom and dad need to learn how to dress <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/confused.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="confused" style="border:0;" />

  27. carly says:

    Are you sure that’s a handbag and not Isla’s crib?

    Dreadful shoes, awful jeans…It’s Monday!

  28. Cate says:

    Frank looks like a New York construction worker. Which is a look most people in this country avoid, I think.

    What is it with the Lampards and their denim fetish lately? Everytime they’re out they have a new, worse pair of jeans.