May 8th, 2008
Style Files: Jude and Djibril Cisse
Whoo boy, this is a doozy.
Let’s address Jude first. We want to mock – we do. But she’s pregnant. And we’re quite sure there is a universal law against poking fun at those who are with child. If you mock, you will grow a large mole with a fly hair. It’s fact. So we won’t mention anything about the bouffant. Not one word.
As for Dijbril, sure, there’s an initial and paralyzing effect of shock and fashion confusion – he is, after all, wearing white shoes. But the more we analyse, we have to admit to thinking the suit is rather zoot and his whole interpretation of what constitutes normal evening attire is so askew it’s actually fantastic. Then again, we may just be in need of another piece of cheese fondue with a side of 8-track.
Random: Jude is planning on opening her own luxury day spa in Helsby, called Rouge et Noir.
Random two: Thierry Henry’s ex, Claire Merry, was also at the shower. Yes, those are trousers from the WAG-fav boutique, Bouf ‘n Billow.