May 8th, 2008
Style Files: Jude and Djibril Cisse
Whoo boy, this is a doozy.
Here’s Jude Cisse, who is about six-months pregnant, out with her hubby and Lord of the Manor of Frodsham, Djibril. They’re celebrating her birthday and baby shower.
Let’s address Jude first. We want to mock – we do. But she’s pregnant. And we’re quite sure there is a universal law against poking fun at those who are with child. If you mock, you will grow a large mole with a fly hair. It’s fact. So we won’t mention anything about the bouffant. Not one word.
As for Dijbril, sure, there’s an initial and paralyzing effect of shock and fashion confusion – he is, after all, wearing white shoes. But the more we analyse, we have to admit to thinking the suit is rather zoot and his whole interpretation of what constitutes normal evening attire is so askew it’s actually fantastic. Then again, we may just be in need of another piece of cheese fondue with a side of 8-track.
Random: Jude is planning on opening her own luxury day spa in Helsby, called Rouge et Noir.
Random two: Thierry Henry’s ex, Claire Merry, was also at the shower. Yes, those are trousers from the WAG-fav boutique, Bouf ‘n Billow.
images courtesy of Splash News/KEYSTONE Press
I love Judd!
Get lookin down the back of the couch MG
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Wow, thats a whole lot of gawd awful
I think I’ve been blinded…
Dribble is how I say it, but I may, and am most likely wrong.
Is it just me or Mrs Cisse and Mrs Merry could be sisters?
and Merry seems to have cut her curtain and wrapped herself into it
How do you say Djibril?! Digi-brill??
Mme Cisse, I can tolerate what she’s wearing. Women don’t always have the best judgment when they’re pregnant (hence why some children unfortunately have really stupid names), so I will excuse her.
I completely agree with Dolce *and* LTG. Djibril looks like he’s trying for Samuel L. Jackson, but fell short and ended up looking like Flavor Flav. All he needs now is gigantic clock to hang round his neck…
The most disturbing thing about any of the four photos is the harem pants on Claire Merry. They are hideous enough from a distance, when I thought they were chiffon or silk, but when I clicked on the close-up, I realised that they are velour. Ewwwwwww! Perhaps ex-Mme. Henry was attempting a vintage (‘70s) look, but she just looks gross. Really. Try saying it out loud to yourself: For her friend’s fancy party, she wore a one-piece, cream, velour, harem pantsuit.
I thought they’d split up??!
“ps/TFO & MXA …you are the masters here …“
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well ,
about this guy i cant really get it?
is it only me or ..what?
how does his wife stand him ?..
he’s a real yukkkk….
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ps/TFO & MXA …you are the masters here …
TFO i’ve just added your blog to my fav.
(take care all)
didnt alex where a similar style top for aintree
OMG all this in one? Okaying the dress and the hair,,, just about okay..x Djibrils man boots though?
What’s 8-track?
The suit is okay but any positive effect it could have is ruined by the boots and those horror sunglasses.
I think they both look fabulous! Seeing Alma de Cuba is making me really homesick…
Lol Squee! You are so right!!!
oh and I think it is Djibril not Dijibril, Kickette
it could have been worse, we are talking about Djibril Cisse here, and believe me this outfit is sober and the shoes are…no, not the white shoes
Maybe I’m getting too old…. Cisse ‘fantastic’ Kickette ? I can’t see it. The shoes are awful and the glasses are like the 3-D ones I got when I went to Walt Disney World !
I don’t find him that attractive, actually.
And to be 6 months pregnant, I must admit that she was able to maintain some style.
They’re FUN!
hehehe I like them.
Opening a spa in Helsby don’t seem like such a good idea to me. I know that place and the people there would do well to have a hot bath once a fortnight – I don’t think they’re ready for any pampering that takes place indoors and doesn’t involve sheep-dip.
Not only is he wearing white shoes, but they are WHITE BOOTS. Like pointy toe white boots. I… have no words.
i honestly don’t think her dress is that bad, a little too matchy-matchy with the shoes and cluch, but i can’t hate on the dress. the hair is horrible and really must be a liverpool thing…as for claire, she looks horrible and i honestly don’t really think she’s that attractive as it is.
lose that girl, love the flava-flave comment, i thought the same!
They don’t bother me, and I must say that I love the fact that Cisse will not allow hunting on his grounds. I know that tradition is important, but come on, the hunt is so barberic.
Cisse is channeling Flavor Flav – that’s a HUGE crime in my books.
The rest is all kinda sucky (yes, even his preggo wife).
Ya know..I was sooo ready to mock, really I was. But, yeah, she’s really pregnant and he’s just sooo wrong that it’s right (Note the stance and swagger, very Samuel L. Jackson).. That’s the key to pullin’ off outrageousness, right?
But it could have done with being ironed. Doh.
I wonder if he took his Kanye shades off when he got in, its pretty dark in there!
Nice outfit, Jude.
the dress is awful as are the trousers i really wasnt hoping to come online to this lol
ooo its thighsday x
I have no problem whatsoever mocking those who are pregnant. That dress is foul. But the harem trousers are worse. Hideous. Gaah.
Oooh, I just noticted they’re outside Alma de Cuba. I really wanted to go there when we were in Liverpool. It’s so WAG-alicious. Ended up falling asleep after dinner…booo.
*where. damn i’d better sort out my spelling, ive got an exam later!
ooo they’re in Liverland, i wonder when this was?and were are all the Poolicious wags? The french wags are takin over their patch
Wuff. What a sight to wake up to.
Her face is very manly. The rest I just can’t deal with.
I’m kind of liking the dress Missis Cisse. Sure the ruffle could take over her head, but the colour is divine and I LOVE the clutch.
Monsieur Cisse looks fly. Kanye specs. White shoes. I’m pretty sure no other baller could carry this rig-out off. And for that, I say, bravo, Dijbril, bravo!
I want that hand bag!
I see nothing else in the whole picture but that!
Come to mummy my precious!
And don’t worry about your age, TFO. I’m after all pretty much dead.
I’m glad we got that settled, TFO. I couldn’t make a lot of sense of the 8-track sentence (I was confused by the cheese fondue) and assumed that I missed some sort of new trendy thing (brand of alcohol perhaps?).
I wish I didn’t ask. Cassette tape sounds so mundane now after I imagined a multi-coloured cocktail for the past few minutes.
Carly, I agree with you and are cute and I do like them to.
Kickette, I miss him on the TFF… can we ad him to the HOF?
but Dribble Sissy sounded funny
I think I will call him like that from now on
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
Thanks Lil! Your pronunciation definitely sounds closer to what it actually is than mine <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
french pronunciation (spell?) is (i am trying to write it in english phonetics..) Jeebreel, i think Dj is pronunced as J in Junior
does it make sense?
and cisse is like the verb see-say
anyway it is not a french name so i doubt it is a good pronunciation
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btw I thought Jude was a masculine name ? It is also feminine
What's 8-track?
Mademoiselle Satine, (love the film – wish you hadn’t died, by the way), an “eight track” is a vestige of the 1970s. A type of cassette music tape. Picture music by Earth, Wind and Fire being played in the sound system of a pink Cadillac convertible, complete with leopard upholstery, and fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview mirror.
If you ask me who Earth, Wind and Fire is, then I’ll just die of old age right here and now.
Can’t tell: aren’t you a darling? Visit me anytime. Where are you located? Who do you love?
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> Dribble! I hope it is that – Dribble Sissy <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />