April 2nd, 2008
Style Off: Charlotte v Claudine
images via WENN
It’s a non-epic ‘Battle of the Blondes in Bright Colours’ style off today, Kickettes.
First we have Charlotte Mears, (soon to be added to our veto list unless she starts dating a new baller or re-re-re-hooks up with Jermain), out in a canary yellow dress celebrating her 23rd birthday this weekend;
versus Claudine Palmer, fiancee of Robbie Keane, out at the Ice Bar in Dublin last month. Claudine is a former Miss Ireland contestant who likes shiny things.
Who gets your vote for the best bottle blonde, all-WAG, all-the-time fashion choice? Put on a pair of sunnies and make your minds up.
Random: during her party festivities at the Embassy nightclub, Charlotte admitted to a reporter that she didn’t know what the offside rule was.
neither. neither of these girls have fashion sense. both looks are cheap looking and the fake tans are blahhhh! Why are some women tanning obsessed? It doesn’t make you look more attractive, you just look like an oompalompa.
I don’t mind either of the dresses. I think I would have to say I like Charlotte’s better because I do like the colour- it’s more bright and fresh.
But…. the offside comment peeved me off.
Lose that girl, I also pictured Roy Keane with a brunette for some reason, so you’re not alone. Either that or a more dirty blondish, not so light.
I Think I’ll Have To Choose Charlotte This Time Just Because Of Her Comment About The Offside Rule, It Shows You Dont Have To Be Interested In Football To Bag a ‘Baller!
Lovess
Neither – I’ve just spent a great deal of time staring at the two of them (*shudders*) and actually cannot decide who looks more truly, completely and hideously disgusting. Go the Penguins.
You were engaged to a baller and you don’t know what the offside rule is? Are we sure she is a BOTTLE blond?! All the same I love bold colored dresses, especially yellow and blue, I can’t decide. I would buy neither as is, but a few tweaks and I would be on board. As is, I got with the yellow (I can’t say “I go with Charlotte” lol)
Wow this is really a Hobson’s choice!
Errrrr…*tries really hard* None of the “ladies” is pulling her outfit off, but if Charlotte’s boobs were half their size and she had a different hair-do and earrings (and was a completely different and classy woman) the outfit would be quite nice. Btw I laughed my ass off at how the tabloids tried to make up a story about Charlotte and Jens Lehmann meeting “surely not on coincidence” at the Embassy nightclub. Get a life, people.
The other thing is just fugly. Blair, I’m with you on the christmas ornament comparison. And it’s totally shapeless, imagine she was standing there with her legs closed, the dress would totally be tenting around her slender body. No, no, and NO.
I like the blue dress – I’d actually wear that. If it weren’t blue since blue looks awful on me, maybe in a burgundy or forest green…
The yellow one just doesn’t do it for me.
wow..totally for the penguin too. If I have to choose between the umm, ladies. The chickie in blue since she doesn’t have ALL her goodies on display
I think Charlotte looks nice here. I’ll just wail and gnash my teeth for a moment over the state of her love life.
As for saying she doesn’t know the offside rule – if you went out with the kind of blokes she does, wouldn’t you pretend top be thicker than you really were??? *Sighs and goes back to wailing and gnashing*
oh it’s tough..I think Charlotte looks sweeter in the face though and that wins it for me
i think the girl in the back of the charlotte pic is the best, she is kind of blonde.
ok, seiously ill say charlotte purely because i really hate the fact robbie keane is with a model and i thought he’d be with a classier lady.
Claudine. The offside comment kind of makes me nauseous.
Who would seriously ever admit that?
Claudine, if only because she is not fallling out of her dress. Seriously! Charlotte needs to move to LA immediately with that top half.
charlotte’s dress is actually quite lovely if it wasn’t in that awful color.
Actually I like both dresses just fine but I’d probably only wear the yellow one. The blue one would be better if she’d left off all the jewelry. There’s enough of that on the dress itself.
losethatgirl- I always picture the tough guys with blondes- probably because I’m blonde and like tough guys! I know this doesn’t always hold true- Roy Keane case in point. It’s fun to think about why we think these things, though.
Claudine looks more dignified. I choose her if i hav to choose one. Both dresses suck though but i think Claudine’s one looks better than Charlotte’s.
hmm, I’ll go Charlotte, mostly becuase if that dress was on someone else with a more *tasteful* d
Is it wrong to say that I’m quite disappointed that Robbie Keane picked *her* as his partner? She just looks so page 3 to me and I pictured Keane with a brunette.
Obviously I don’t know much about Robbie Keane!
I think the only reason Charlotte is a nose ahead in this one is possibly our introduction to her post-Jermain new set of knockers. (I need to find where she got those done and get the number.)
…and the fact that Claudine looks like a Christmas ornament. (Minus the lovely Louboutin shoes)
altough charlottes is more shapely and the colour is beter than claudine but she ha more class and pulls the look of..so its a tie!
LOL.. I’m with MXA on this one!
If I have to pick, I go with…er… oh gawd Kickette this is a dire choice option… I pick … Charlotte.
*collapses*
Can I vote for the penguin in advertisement clip??
It’s really hard to choose between these two! However, considering ONLY the dress, I choose Charlotte’s but maybe in another color.
can someone remind me how tits magee on the left still gets covered in the press for doing NOTHING and dating NO ONE? she’s the poor man’s danielle lloyd.
Neither. I’m with the penguin.
Pretending that both of these dresses are still on the mannequins of the stores that they came from, I’d have to go with the yellow one.
Neither, thank you!
You can’t seriously make me choose between these two HORROR outfits.
yack. yack. Need to look at beautiful things now.
Claudine(if I have to vote).I don’t like this flashing fake boob thing that Charlotte has(maybe she got it from Alex).Awful.All that money,and not a decent dress between them.Yuck.
They’re both terrible.
*but*
The latter – Robbie Keane’s wag – is so orange that it hurts to look at her.
It makes me cringe to think that a footballer as skilled and talented as Keano went with such a Z-list social-climber like that. Not impressed.
I THink Charlottes Dress Is Far Better.. I Hope She Gets With A Baller Soon, Fingers Crossed Ay?
Personally, I love Charlotte’s dress. It’s young and fun and the yellow really compliments her tan (fake as it may be). Claudine just looks like a disco ball vomited on her.
i think charlotte looks like a typical dumb blonde (and i’m a blonde too so i can say that without hesitation) who has big, fake boobs but doesn’t look horrible because she’s made up all the time (lord knows what she looks like without the 10 layers of make-up on) the other one, claudine looks trashy and cheap looking (almost a irish tara reid). sadly for me, even a pair of louboutins can’t save her look.
Okay, so I finally decided post on these 2 hideous women, and decided I will vote for what items I like best from what they are both wearing, instead of voting on what woman I like best. I mean come on, neither of them are HOT in my eyes
On Charlotte, I love the shoes she’s sportin’ and Claudine, I do love the dress, maybe it’s because I’m partial to blue.
I like the yellow frock – it is my favourite colour and puts me in mind of daffodils and ducklings, but I don’t care for the woman in it.
And Robbie Keane, I like you, I’m a sucker for Irishmen named Keane, and hell, I’d probably do you if you happened to knock on my door one Saturday night and caught me alone after three glasses of shiraz, but your taste in women is poor.
So, basically, “no” to both.