July 24th, 2009

Style Off: Guti v Guti

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We know this much is true: Guti does not own a mirror. 

Since returning from a pre-season friendly in Dublin, the Real Madrid midfielder’s affection for diagonal accessorizing and whipping boy belts is bringing out our inner vodka lush. We can’t not comment. 

Of course, it’s always nice to see footballers kicking back and relaxing, but only when they are either:  1. Without a top and/or bottom and/or both; 2. Well-suited for a lads’ night (see: Frank/Rio)

Guti = definitely none of the above.

While out in Madrid on Tuesday (Alex de la Nuez concert) and Wednesday (Madonna concert) he reinforced our belief that he’s unable to distinguish himself from Ellen Degeneres. We’re convinced he’s ready to throw in the towel and accept life as a daytime American television host. 

Does he really think these outfits are the finishing touches to his newly-regained single boy swagger? All signs sadly point to yes.

His hemlines have been swallowed whole by his cross-trainers. His boy parts can be heard gasping for air. Or, maybe it’s just the collective weeping sounds from the last remaining members in the Macaulay Culkin hair society. Out of kindness, we’re not going to mention the waist-coat with chain. Just not going to do it.

The only highlight of these ensembles is that he picked solid-coloured shirts and trousers instead of designer logos and patterns.  We’re sending one back pat his way. Good Guti!

Over to you, dear readers: which is the lesser of two fashion evils: Guti or Guti?

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33 Responses to “Style Off: Guti v Guti”

  1. wade says:

    I really like the way he looks in general…

  2. lola says:

    i really do not see the problem. looks fine to me. plus he's guti!

  3. boo says:

    in the end he's one of those cases you have to take how he comes. never expect normality and you'll be fine. he's the dude that kissed another dude while being a sport celebrity (ok i exaggerate..quite a bit) and got away with it. it's GUTI! love him or hate him! or just squint at him..it's a long lost case!

  4. LoveLamps says:

    I don't care what anyone says. I love Guti, bad fashion sense and all. Love him.

  5. footiefan says:

    Guti at least tries to be an individual – and not a clone like alot of other footballers. (can i point to the “gun shirt” ) He rocks it – and that body and blue eyes can do no wrong in my book.

  6. truly_thata says:

    NONE! no wonder GAY rumor is busting in his life, btw the pimp picture doesn't have any effect with his image!

  7. Gg08 says:

    I am convinced that he is gay. That's not me being stereotypical or anything- it's just a feeling I have…

  8. HiL says:

    Take a second and forget about the clothes.. what’s up with his hair?! terrible. The combination of the straight weird hair and weird clothes in the right picture.. he looks a bit gay. (Ellen DegeneresLOL)

  9. nicki says:

    GUTI! never ceases to entertain, and this makes me love him more. He just likes to rock the town and guti-it-up

  10. Rebecca says:

    Lol, I thought it was Bruno too…

  11. rockstarpeach02 says:

    uhh,,, (lost for words) uhhh…. (speechless) he has a really great pair of pants? hahaha

  12. xCharlottex says:

    What he's wearing in the first picture is nice but the 2nd-YUCK!!! :]

  13. stephen says:

    I really hope he’s not gay. that’d put two swinging for the other team, on Madrid’s squad (CR) would be the other one.

  14. Winnie says:

    why does he look like Bruno all of the sudden…?

  15. Lina says:

    He looks like The Ramos in the first picture! O_O

  16. He’s DOES look Bruno-esque. I’m all for hot footballers coming out of the closet.

  17. uneditedmara says:

    I need glasses or contacts because for a second (or five) there, Guti looked like Ken Paves.

  18. mcqueenio says:

    It is Bruno yaaaaah but with zeee highlites.

  19. NAt says:

    Dude, the way you dress is everything but attractive.I bet that Guti and Christiano Ronaldo are going to be, if they are not already, great friends.

  20. Lupemperor says:

    Before anyone asks – Yes, he is gay.

    He was spotted kissing another man a few years back if I remember correctly.

  21. lady says:

    her hot but I’m really confused.

  22. Boston Red says:

    I thought it was Bruno!

  23. Macacinha says:

    The first Guti is okay if you forget the ironed hair and the weird chain thing, which I orginally thought was some sort of manbag strap. It's your standard faux indie-boy look. In the second picture, he looks like a starving rent boy. He has a serious skinniness problem in that pic!

  24. Macacinha says:

    He looks so skanky and unhealthy in the second pic though.

  25. Papira says:

    I completely agree with you

  26. Julia says:

    I don't really like the way he looks in general…

  27. DC says:

    oh Guti. i definitely think he should of left the waistcoat at home. or the trash bin. and no, i'm not going to mention the second outfit. just. no. still love him though.

  28. Erin says:

    Oh my. He does not dress like a straight man.

  29. lose that girl says:

    I looked at him fast and thought it was Nando!lose that girl

  30. carly says:

    I don't know what to say. He and Posh shouldn't be apart, they were made for each other.

  31. VR2BW-KASH says:

    the first guti is less of an atrocity the second burned my eyes a little. i’ve been saying this for so long it all went down hill ever since he decided he could cut and dye his hair without consulting me :’(

  32. Merel says:

    He dresses like a bitch…

  33. Lolinha says:

    I vote for the Guti sans handbag. The mental image of him bobbing his blond asymmetrical bob to Like a Prayer is too much to handle. Pass the vodka, please.