July 24th, 2009
Style Off: Guti v Guti
We know this much is true: Guti does not own a mirror.
Since returning from a pre-season friendly in Dublin, the Real Madrid midfielder’s affection for diagonal accessorizing and whipping boy belts is bringing out our inner vodka lush. We can’t not comment.
Guti = definitely none of the above.
While out in Madrid on Tuesday (Alex de la Nuez concert) and Wednesday (Madonna concert) he reinforced our belief that he’s unable to distinguish himself from Ellen Degeneres. We’re convinced he’s ready to throw in the towel and accept life as a daytime American television host.
Does he really think these outfits are the finishing touches to his newly-regained single boy swagger? All signs sadly point to yes.
His hemlines have been swallowed whole by his cross-trainers. His boy parts can be heard gasping for air. Or, maybe it’s just the collective weeping sounds from the last remaining members in the Macaulay Culkin hair society. Out of kindness, we’re not going to mention the waist-coat with chain. Just not going to do it.
The only highlight of these ensembles is that he picked solid-coloured shirts and trousers instead of designer logos and patterns. We’re sending one back pat his way. Good Guti!
Over to you, dear readers: which is the lesser of two fashion evils: Guti or Guti?