March 5th, 2009
Chelsea FC: Suited, Booted and Banged Up
Ashley Cole and TV presenter Fiona Phiilps during the charity event for Chelsea Football Club’s charity partners CLIC Sargent and Right To Play. Images via WIREIMAGE
While his wife climbs a mountain and tries to survive without makeup, Ashley Cole decided to spend some time in prison after a charity event last night.
Soon after doing his thing with the boys at the Brompton Road Armani store, Ashley, John Terry and Michael Mancienne hit up nearby club The Collection. As is per usual around those parts, much alcohol was consumed and upon exit, Cole allegedly “launched a foul-mouthed rant”. Cue some handcuffs and three hours in the cells. He was released with a small fine and allowed to go home.
A few random notes: we love that John Terry was involved. He is always involved. If you love JT – and we know many of our readers do – you have to love that he is 100% lad through and through. For those outside of the UK, that generally means you support your boys in any and every adventure they choose, as well as assisting with pouring more beer down their necks if they’ve lost the ability to control their own movements. You’ve got to love that in a baller. It’s noble and team-spirited.
Also: what’s happened to Ashley’s face? He looks…. punchy.
Link: Ashley Cole Arrested

Love that scarf on Deco. He’s just the cutest little anime character ever. Lamps looks like he’s smiling for a school picture.
I thought I’d never say this, but Drogba looks… hot. Can we just start calling him Trashley Cole now?
A quick little add for those interested. Apparently the knob got irate because paps – employed by The Sun – took pictures of him getting cozy with a blonde. Will he ever learn? I'm putting big money on, no.
AJ – I cant get the video of him being thrown into the back of the police car, but the nest best thing is Ashley Cold in handcuffs
as an aside – I definately dont have the Lampy love that my doppleganger has *shudders*
COME ON CHELSEA!!!!!
I have no words. Cashley is so much of a douche that even his own fans hate him, says everything really.
I have no words. Cashley is so much of a douche that even his own fans hate him, says everything really.
"Suppose the wife will be happier he was in a cell rather than a skank!" FTC, ohhhh snap!
Lampard and terry look lush !!!!
all the boys look amazing, no?
Aw man, only one new story?! I really like this site but you guys are sooo slow posting up new pictures and news. Come one, we demand more!
Good job Ashley. Your wife hasn’t been gone that long and you already got yourself locked up.
i loveee the fact that terry is always involved. hes such a little badmann
ha
ROFL @ FTC.
Suppose the wife will be happier he was in a cell rather than a skank!
Diva Dallia – you might want to change your profile pic as it's already been used by another Kickette — you both have great taste, by the way! Same photos makes it confusing to recognize each other. Just a suggestion…
Diva Dallia – you might want to change your profile pic as it’s already been used by another Kickette — you both have great taste, by the way! Same photos makes it confusing to recognize each other. Just a suggestion…
HA!! I’m sure Cheryl is thrilled and feeling that her trust in him is well-placed while she’s away.
I actually woke up to my husband laughing about this story this morning and then of course I told him it was particularly funny because Cheryl is off climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro. He looked at me mystified and said, "Why in the world do you know that." My reply, "Kickette, of course!"
Wow. Something must be wrong with me – I'm finding Didier Drogba amazing, amazing hot in those pics. What is the world coming to?? Lol!
I can't be arsed to comment on Ashley right now, or any of the other comments because all I can see is John in that grey suit! Oh my God, he looks good!! And I love that he's smiling so adorably while surrounded by children. *sigh* And Frank looks hot, as usual. And Didi and Deco do indeed look good, too, but John….wow….
Cashley is a waste of space. The lad is a nasty piece of work. In the past, he has cheated on his wife and he has mouthed off at referees. If I was the officer I would smacked the little scumbag with my truncheon. He most be the most hated footballer around at the moment.
Cashley is a waste of space. The lad is a nasty piece of work. In the past, he has cheated on his wife and he has mouthed off at referees. If I was the officer I would smacked the little scumbag with my truncheon. He most be the most hated footballer around at the moment.
there’s something about lampard. sigh, he’s so lush.
A-hole is such a DOUCHE. I’m going to say something unpopular with most of you….I don’t like that pic of Lamps. There I said it!! Deco actually looks really cute tho!
Not his biggest fan but Deco looks ace <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
nice really nice dear Ashley!you're making yourself a hall of fame by doing the wrong things.good example for little boys as well!
Ugh, I'm so tired of Cole by now. Love the JT picture though, so cute
Deco looks really cute in that picture
and I agree with Boston Red… Cashley is revolting.
hargreaves is still my love, but lampard is fiiiiiiiine…he really is gorgeous..pity he plays for chelski
Great role models for young Mancienne I must say.
How typical of Cashley. The man is scum, especially if that is true about the paps taking photos of him with some other girl. DUMP HIM CHERYL x 1000000000000000000. On a lighter note, I also find it hilarious that JT is always involved!
Agree with Elise about the fantastic job the Chelsea boys did to get behind a very worthy charity event – however it would take a knob end like Ashley to detract attention from it *smh*
I don't think I've ever hated someone I've never met as much as I do Assley. LOL@ Filthygorgeous. Knob end sums him up, nicely. You just know he got all, "Don't you know who I am?" with the police. ROFL at their response. I would've paid money to see him get thrown in the back of squad car.
Cashley…clearly not the smartest.lose that girl blog
Props on the charity do. Cashley is revolting. He belongs in a cell. And LOL @ FTC!
Cashley…clearly not the smartest.lose that girl blog
What a RAT this man is! Stupid Cheryl… The photo of JT in the middle of the kids is cracking me up.
So did this DJ not play Phil Collins either?
Okay…moving past how fabulous John looks…Kickette, I adore you. You know this. But it would have been nice to at least get a decent mention of exactly what the Armani evening was about. It was to benefit CLIC Sargent, a national cancer charity that Chelsea works very closely with, and the global charity Right To Play. They have already raised enormous amounts of money for the charity and the event, hosted by Armani, raised another 15,000 pounds from ticket sales, plus a percentage of any Armani goods sold went to the charities, along with the proceeds from all kinds of stuff, like Chelsea suits that were signed by the team and auctioned off mostly by John himself. The entire team attended and hung out with families of the cancer patients, playing computer games, signing autographs, etc. I like to recognise my boys for the good they do. It is unfortunate that Ashley-who has issued a statement of apology on the Chelsea site- used some poor judgement in his actions at the club later that night, but it shouldn't take away from the positive contributions made by the entire team earlier in the evening.
And Chelsea has an early kick-off in two days? Very wise decision-making there, boys.
Way to make us proud ashley *shakes head* Deco looks adorable though!
leave it to Ash to take a perfectly good charity do ad turn it into a tabloid headline. Nice one dumba**
For one scary moment I thought this was a story about Cashley banging ‘Sofa queen’ Fiona Phillips!!
What a waste of space.
I not really bothered abour Ashley coles face, Im Worried About Franks Jacket!
Throw It Frankie !
Ashley. I’m ashamed that he had to go out and do something idiotic on a night of charity.
At least the rest of the guys look dapper in their Armani threads.
What a RAT this man is! Stupid Cheryl…
The photo of JT in the middle of the kids is cracking me up.
PMSL @ Moonie, that would make a much better story!!
So did this DJ not play Phil Collins either?
PMSL @ Moonie, that would make a much better story!!