January 24th, 2008

Sunglasses At Night: Cristiano Ronaldo


If you were ever in any doubt about Cristiano Ronaldo’s commitment to the cause, doubt no longer.

Nope, not talking about his loyalty to Manchester United (even though his mother has been making her thoughts on a move to Real Madrid public), we’re talking about his dedication to ensuring that he stays true to his legions of female fans by gymming it up on a regular basis, getting photographed in his skivvies whilst wet and protecting us from un-cute up close and personal situations.

Let’s just get to the crux of the story here: Cristiano wears sunglasses during sex.  To keep things in context, apparently this only happens if his face is not up to par on that particular day.  Considerate, no?

Back during promo for his book, Moments, Cristiano had to attend a press conference with a pair of sunglasses on to hide a black eye he sustained during a game against Roma. We were concerned about the potential loss of looks, as was he – but he informed the world’s media that he would be “beautiful again soon”, and we all were free to move on with our lives.

Seems that C-Ron truly took these words to heart and after meeting a cute promotions girl at the Trafford Centre, he took her to dins the next day and they ended up at a hotel room afterwards (as you do).  The entire evening the sunglasses remained on.

Cute promotions girl was unimpressed with the shades during sex situ.  We’re siding with C-Ron on this one – we certainly don’t want the fantasy ruined by some big bloody yellow and black eye with a possible twitch setting the seductive mood to non-existent.  Gotta have standards here.

Link: Cristiano Ronaldo Wore Sunglasses During Sex

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28 Responses to “Sunglasses At Night: Cristiano Ronaldo”

  1. Some people have a lot of gall, like wearing an AIG shirt. Maybe that is why he’s got such a head ache.
    The reference was intentional.

  2. Cristiano ronaldo is hot and a great skill buh, ronaldinho doesnt suck he is great and is workin round the same as ronaldo

  3. Sweeterex says:

    Yup!!Nice To know about Ronaldo nature..and his flexiblity towards Sex life.

  4. Femanol says:

    Very nice and informative and touching message you are delivering…..

  5. And where do you know about the glasses and Ronaldo?

  6. D says:

    thats a bit far…… sunglasses during sex!! if my man did that he would be kicked out!!!!

  7. Erin says:

    He is VILE.  He probably leaves a greasy mark on the pillow too.  He so completely disgusts me that the thought of schtupping Ronaldo makes me throw up a little bit in my mouth.  And this whole sunglasses thing just takes it to a new level of revolting.

  8. m.r.m. says:

    and yet she still had sex with him…

  9. rania says:

    he should have gone all the way and just covered his entire head with a paper bag. sunglasses are just not enough.

  10. J says:

    Sooo when did he have his black-eye October 07? And here we are in January 08 and it’s only just been reported.
    His agent arranged the date apparently. Does he need that guy to do everything for him?

  11. jax says:

    Haa Haaa TFO that’s exactly what I thought when I read it – C-Ron obviously not so good at giving as receiving ! He should get together with VB, Claudia and Dita – how hilarious would that be, fumbling in the dark, no-one knowing what belongs to whom !

  12. Robin says:

    Obvious eye protection. I mean you wear goggles when using a chainsaw right?
    I personally hate it when you can’t see someones eyes when they’re talking to you.

  13. Becca x says:

    :o Rugby Players?
    How Could You Be Soo Dislaoyal? :p
    Only Jokinggg <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  14. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Ohmigod! Are you kidding me?? People have been taking the mick outta the LA gals in the story below for wearing sunnies indoors but actually while having sex?? Thats ridiculous!!

    And I may be a weirdo but I quite like bashed up men, maybe thats why I love rugby players.  Something sexy about a man who has a big old bruise or cut from playing hard for his team/country.  But like I said maybe I am just a weirdo.

  15. The Fourth Official says:

    If the sunglasses managed to stay on through the whole encounter, then I conclude that, though Cristiano’s football repertoire may include a bit of “diving”, his sexual repertoire obviously doesn’t.

  16. tammyv says:

    Seriously, I know more about this kid’s sexlife (and the size of Beck’s exhust pipe was it?)  then I do my own, I sware. 

    Ahhh…. no sunglasses!  a girl could get cut on those.  I just see lots and lots of potential injuries with them

  17. LoveLamps says:

    Let’s face it ladies, the body is to DIE for, so who cares what is on the face?!  This man is a complete and total sex addict and his love of hookers is a turn off to me, but with a body like that, you have to recognize and appreciate that he is spreading the joy.

  18. Elise says:

    Okay, did he actually say that he’d be “beautiful again soon”?  If so, that must be one of the most unsexy things ever said.  Beauty that proclaims itself beautiful, suddenly isn’t.  (Not that I’ve ever thought he *was*, but I’m making a point here.)  And the sunglasses thing?  He needs to get over himself.  And TFO, I thought to myself immediately that if he was keeping those things on the whole time then he wasn’t having that ‘wild, angry, toss-you-around-the-bedroom, hate-sex’ that we imagine Keane, McFadden, etc. might be having and that several of us are apparently very cool with. LOL

  19. Johnna says:

    Oh I love these classy girls. I need to make up a sex story involving him. Even if I never was in the same country as him, I could still have a threesome with him and Frank Lampard and sell my story to get my 15 minutes of fame (and some money to go get that boob job.) Then I could be as classy and truthful as all these stories. Sign me up!

  20. DANIELLE says:

    If u read the links article it says there clearly that when cristiano Ronaldo hoooked up this chick he still had that black eye. He was probably still ashamed about his black eye. I completely agree with brandy seriously ur having sex with cr7 who cares if has sunnies on or not. That girls such an idiot to be annoyed about such little things.

  21. Malin says:

    Well, I’m with Brandy here. I mean come on, you’re lying in bed, with that gorgeous man on you, would you actually put a second thought to whether this man (I’m sorry, GOD) wears sunglasses or not? You’d probably be struck with awe anyway.

    Although, TFO’s comment made me think a bit here. It sounds a bit too probable for me to shake off. I think Cris is the type of man who, ahem, likes to have the girl on top. Less work, more enjoyable for him. And teh sunglasses wont be in his way…

  22. Robin says:

    Actually thinking on this a bit further. If I was in bed with Ronaldo….I’d need the sunglasses! Bleah.

  23. michelle TN says:

    WTF?  That’s is SO strange.  Gosh, it’s gonna be dark at night anyways.  What next?  Is CR going to insist that his gals touch up their make up before the lights go out?

  24. Sarah x says:

    I could read About Chris’s Sex Life All Dayy Long raspberry
    I Agree Brandy (Y)
    Who Cares, Sunnies Or No Sunnies, You;ve Got Ronaldo, Wht more Do You Want?!?
    Maybe He Used Selotape To Keep Them On Or Something wink
    Love Youu x

  25. Ally says:

    These stories are so old it isn’t even funny anymore. Do the press have nothing better to report on, seriously? It’s like they have a reporter trailing him and a hotline dedicated to his sexcapades (neither of which I would put past The Sun.)

    *yawns* been there, done that, took the antibiotics. Who cares anymore?!

  26. AJ says:

    good god, how many sex stories to we have to read about with CR?  obviously the guy likes his lovin’, like sunglasses, likes hookers, likes himself….i echo ally and say boooooring.

  27. c9 says:

    I love my Cris, and of course found this story a bit bizare <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/hmm.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="hmmm" style="border:0;" />
    But if that’s what it takes to keep him happy in bed for the moment then who’s to argue. 
    Some girls ask for too much, especially if it’s Cristiano in the bed. Would you seriously stop because he wouldn’t take them off? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smirk.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smirk" style="border:0;" />

  28. brandy says:

    Goodness gracious, I LOVE that wet skivvies pic. More than I love my mother possibly. (Sorry Mom!)
    But it is just soooooooo lovely!

    And who cares about the sunslasses during sex?! Um, HELLO! You are having sex with Cristiano Ronaldo. With or without sunglasses, you are the luckiest girl on the planet for those few moments. And even luckier if you get a good morning romp before check out!

    LOVE me some Cris! (Obviously)

    I love my posting girls – all your comments are hilarious wink Don’t ever change!