January 24th, 2008
Sunglasses At Night: Cristiano Ronaldo
If you were ever in any doubt about Cristiano Ronaldo’s commitment to the cause, doubt no longer.
Nope, not talking about his loyalty to Manchester United (even though his mother has been making her thoughts on a move to Real Madrid public), we’re talking about his dedication to ensuring that he stays true to his legions of female fans by gymming it up on a regular basis, getting photographed in his skivvies whilst wet and protecting us from un-cute up close and personal situations.
Let’s just get to the crux of the story here: Cristiano wears sunglasses during sex. To keep things in context, apparently this only happens if his face is not up to par on that particular day. Considerate, no?
Back during promo for his book, Moments, Cristiano had to attend a press conference with a pair of sunglasses on to hide a black eye he sustained during a game against Roma. We were concerned about the potential loss of looks, as was he – but he informed the world’s media that he would be “beautiful again soon”, and we all were free to move on with our lives.
Seems that C-Ron truly took these words to heart and after meeting a cute promotions girl at the Trafford Centre, he took her to dins the next day and they ended up at a hotel room afterwards (as you do). The entire evening the sunglasses remained on.
Cute promotions girl was unimpressed with the shades during sex situ. We’re siding with C-Ron on this one – we certainly don’t want the fantasy ruined by some big bloody yellow and black eye with a possible twitch setting the seductive mood to non-existent. Gotta have standards here.