March 21st, 2011

Supermodel, Work! Sarah Brandner For Sport Magazine

Images: sport10.at.

In yet another installment of “Lives and Bodies That Are Better Than Ours”, Sarah Brandner is back with a bikini vengeance to nag us about getting into swimsuit season shape.

Featured in the April issue of Austrian magazine Sport, Bastian Schweinsteiger’s 22-year-old girlfriend flashes her hip flexors as she claims to be an ‘independent woman’.

How nice. We’d give her a king-size cookie for her separate-entity-from-my-boyfriend mentality, but it’s bound to be rejected by Sarah’s taut tummy.

Speaking of which, Kickettes, does the sight of fighting fit WAGs make your rethink your Easter dinner + candy ways? Are you, like us, planning on suffering through swim laps at a posh private health club in order to slide on a slick suit this Summer? Or have you, also like us, nixed the notion of Yolanthe’s strict cucumbers and espresso starvation diet? We need answers and new whoopie pie recipes, if anyone can lend a helping hand.

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17 Responses to “Supermodel, Work! Sarah Brandner For Sport Magazine”

  1. Hazel says:

    Gorgeous as always!! I totally have her long torso…but shame about everything else!

  2. Nice! But, does she ever smile? If Bastian was my man I would be smiling in my sleep! Her body is slammin though.

  3. Lilly says:

    No way. I don't think she looks that good, she's obviously too thin.
    I'm thin myself, but in all honesty I'd like to have more curves.
    Curves are good people!

  4. Hj Kim says:

    yes yes yes Catie is right, I think I'm almost as skinny as Sarah, and I want to put on some weight, but my body is totally different.
    oh she's beautiful. love her.

  5. Eleanor says:

    She looks gorgeous like always and her body is amazing. Still, I prefer when she did other modelling work that didn't require her to take off her clothes. This is very typical WAG modelling and it's a shame she's doing it.

  6. Miss XOXO says:

    HOt…

  7. EM. says:

    She's got a great body.

    I don't quite like the hairstyle and makeup she has in these shots. Prefer photographs of her where she has natural makeup and is smiling.

  8. Sad says:

    She's soooo skinny. She has a nice shape but, in my opinion, she looks almost anorexic. It's very sad that people keep going on about her great body. A sign of the INSANE world we're living in.

  9. ashmenon says:

    Props where it's due: the woman's got a slammin body. Don't quite agree with the Taylor Momsen-esque emo look she's sporting on the face, but apparently Basti doesn't mind.

  10. annafcb says:

    Gorgeous Sara as always. I could never get into such ridiculous diets because a) I like eating food that tastes good and b) I refuse to be flat-chested. However I don't think Miss Brandner needs strict diets since she's quite petite. I *might* be slightly jealous. And then there's Basti. Oh well I'm completely jealous now ;)

  11. Isabella says:

    um… I'm pretty happy with my curves (not fat) but curves… I don't plan on starving myself by eating air or spending food money on clothes or shoes like some chicks do… hell no. I like my boobies, my butt, my legs exactly the way they are… I do work out to keep fit, and when I'm working out I'm not there thinking about how I gotta have so and so's body, that's just infantile; the type of stuff that some teen girls do to emulate others they idiolize, etc. Btw, a sternum showing through your bikini top, or v-neck shirts, etc. ain't sexy at all.

  12. @DebStimson says:

    What a beautiful girl with a beautiful body! But, like Catie, even if I went on the cucumber/espresso diet, I would never have a body like that! Damn genetics. : Bastian is a lucky boy!

  13. nah says:

    I hate her hair like that she looks pretty bad in these pictures although her body is great. And wait what she's 22?! I though she was closer to Basti's age at least 26. She's gorgeous but not here.

  14. Catie says:

    She doesn't necessarily make me feel the need to hit the treadmill. It probably helps that I have a totally different body shape and couldn't look like that unless I could talk a doctor into shaving off some bone (not that I would ever want to, mind you). However, it does serve as a reminder that all bikinis currently make me look like I'm stuffed with marshmallows soooooo… the stationary bike collecting dust in my living room may get a dust off this evening. And salad may become a staple meal (booooo).

  15. Kiki says:

    “Lives and Bodies That Are Better Than Ours” ——-> LMAO!!!!

    Sarah is looking gorgeous as always in both pics!

  16. Soon2beWifeOfNAsri says:

    I see you Sarah you got that Vava Voom!!! She lookin real good though!!! Get it.

    Right on that note *laces up my trainers* am off to the gym to tackle my jelly on my thighs, bu-byee