December 8th, 2010

Survival Of The Hottest: Jannick Bendtner

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Young Nicky Bendtner’s tendency to remove his trousers at any opportunity (including in a ditch after a car crash, in a hotel lobby and even outside popular London drinking venues) has led us to believe there might be a little eccentricity in the Bendtner family.

Therefore, we were quite excited when we learned from our friends at ONTD that there was a Bendy Jr. Would Jannick Bendtner, karate champion and genetically blessed baby brother offer us the same bottom admiring opportunities as his elder sibling?

Well, we bring good news and bad. The eccentricity is certainly there, but unfortunately it isn’t expressed via the avenue of clothing removal.

When he’s not competing, young Jannick (left) appears in commercials for a Danish cola brand called ‘Jolly Cola’ (top), where he is filmed in an abandoned factory swatting away empty plastic bottles before getting knocked out by a full one. (Image via ONTD)

Uh huh. We suggest that Mr and Mrs B have a word. Nudity is a much safer way for their sons to express themselves.

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16 Responses to “Survival Of The Hottest: Jannick Bendtner”

  1. meh says:

    alonso and iker's brothers…phoaawwrr…., Pique's brother….not so lucky :)

  2. ashmenon says:

    Janny, honey, in this scenario, there's actually something we can learn from Justin Bieber. Maybe people would stop throwing bottles at you if you looked a little less douchebaggy? I mean, scarves and skinny jeans? It's like the Backstreet Boys had a second childhood.

  3. Winnie Mata says:

    he's like the smaller-nosed version of Nicklas lol
    but i'm not complaining ;)

  4. SoccerLoverrrr says:

    can i please have both brothers!?

  5. @AgnesWonka says:

    I'm sure their parents must be very cool, coz this too boys have such a natural coolness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    er….how old is he?

  6. I'm danish and I've never heard of him! he looks nice though but too baby face

  7. LuvinBale says:

    #1- Ad is bad.
    #2- He is definitely a cutie.
    #3- Has anyone else checked out ONTD football site to see the rst of the brothers? All I have to say is Holy Crap to the Alonso brothers and the Schweinsteiger brothers. Wow- I just want to say thank you to both sets of parents for producing such gorgeousness and brining it into the world.

  8. Alicia says:

    Wow! I have never seen such a bad Ad in my Life!! Don't quit your day job Jannick..

  9. Says_Who says:

    The commercial may be lame but you have to admit, Jannick is quite the cutie! Good looks and height definitely run in that family.

  10. Missy Manchester says:

    How do you say "badass baby gangsta" in Swedish? LOL

  11. Lashes says:

    This commercial is really really really bad, and it's even worse when you understand danish.
    Can only agree with Kickette nudity is the only way young male Bendtners should express themselves

  12. Alex Samuel says:

    CHEESY, but nevertheless, hello uncle Jannick ;)