November 2nd, 2010

Survival Of The Hottest: Kasper Schmeichel, Leeds United

Yet again we find ourselves delving into the confusing world of genetics to bring you another instalment of ‘Survival Of The Hottest’. For the uninitiated, this exciting occasional feature highlights how Mama Nature  allows us to fully appreciate the beautiful in her creations by repeating it multiple times in a family tree. Does she not rock?

Above, you may have noticed the large lump of deliciousness that is Kasper Schmeichel. We’ve mentioned him before. We even Finest Five’d him for about ten minutes. Bless. Anyhoo, for those not in the know, Kasper’s dad is legendary Manchester United stopper Peter and has inherited his father’s humungous frame and big hands, all the better for catching footballs with. Except against Cardiff City.

However, you will also note that Kasper is very hot. Now, while we can fully appreciate the professional credentials that Daddy brings to the table, the Kickette office has never really expressed a pref in that direction. Maybe we never got over this. But we’d like to think that in her grand plan, Mama N took our views into consideration and distilled the next generation of Schmeichels into something we can fully get our teeth into. Now Kasper is all growed up, check out the thighs. The forearms. The babyface. Yum.

Such beauty may have prompted a new found interest in nature. We may even go out in it soon, to show our appreciation.

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22 Responses to “Survival Of The Hottest: Kasper Schmeichel, Leeds United”

  1. littlegirl says:

    Genetic, God bless it.
    Kasper Schmeichl, God bless him too!

  2. littlegirl says:

    Genetic,God bless it.

    Kasper Schmeichel,God bless him too!

  3. JVD says:

    He’s not bad, but his look is a bit… generic. I’m sure the women of Northern Europe can’t throw a dead cat and without hitting a doppleganger of this kid.

  4. lexis says:

    I think victor valdes is hotter

  5. blake2108 says:

    Oh yes. I would.

    Kasper's lovely.

  6. BarceLisa says:

    Unai Casillas. nuff said. Here's him in a Barca shirt. I never thought I'd live to see the name "Casillas" adorning a Barca shirt.
    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7uhilghTd1qzg9…

    • senora ramos says:

      oh lisa, i thought you were going to show a grown up (smoking hot) unai in a barca shirt. thank god that's not the case. i might have cried. but yes, unai would win survival of the hottest of the casillas brothers. and that''s really a win for everyone. thanks to senor and senora casillas for the yummy mancandy they added to our lives.

      • BarceLisa says:

        lol I think its safe to say this shirt will never again see the light of day, if it hasn't already been exorcised and burned. btw does Unai even play football?

        • MadridistaJenn says:

          He plays football for CD Móstoles. Unfortunately, he is a Barca fan, but makes up for it in his good looks and intelligence. http://unamadridista.wordpress.com/2010/09/28/get…

          • senora ramos says:

            una's the one that got me on the unai train for sure. just yummy…too bad i don't get to watch any of his matches :(

            we'll just ignore the barca fanboy aspect :D

            • BarceLisa says:

              if either Perez or Sandro Rosell knew about this, they would have a heart attack. Unai could be Ali Dia-level bad, I would still sign him for Barca and start him every match.

          • BarceLisa says:

            the flesh and blood of Real Madrid's golden boy is a Barcelona fan?! I… I cannot breath. Lol I wonder how much Perez is paying Mostoles to stop Barcelona from signing him.

  7. jellenp says:

    Really, I hope they paid Daddy a lot for that commercial.

  8. Kristina says:

    He's cute, but he reminds me a little too much in that older picture of Draco Malfoy. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

  9. Ellie says:

    I love that man.
    Its fair to say that his return to Leeds was a little… Horrific? Disastrous? Devastating… But its great to have him back. He isnt really my cup of tea looks wise, but he is our best goalie (the Cardiff game didnt really show this well..).
    If I were you, Kickette, I'd check out another Leeds beauty, Bradley (Fatty) Johnson.
    You can thank me later. xo

    • Lou says:

      I think little Howsons/Becchio are adorable too. I agree he's are best Goalie, I'll let it slide what happened last week, he was fresh back from injury so he needs time to settle bcak in ;)

  10. a.k.a Joan says:

    Holy thighs Kickette! If it's blessed genetics you're covering, you MUST take a gander at the bundesliga. Bastian Schweinsteiger's brother Tobias, who plays in the 3rd Liga, did NOT draw the short stick when it comes to looks. Also, Rene Adler's brother, Rico, is, as his name implies, delicious.

    • senora ramos says:

      wait…rene has a brother that is also hot?! and wow…tobias…just unf. bless you for adding some germans in my list of lust!!

      • a.k.a Joan says:

        Yup, look up "rene adler monte" on youtube to watch the commercial he did with his brother. That video made me realize that the Adler gene pool is one in which I desperately want to swim.

  11. Missy Manchester says:

    With a first name like Kasper and sporting the pumpkin holiday colours, you should have at least created a new category and declared him the Halloween Hottie.

  12. I'd take Peter over Kasper, any day, in the net or out.