November 2nd, 2010
Survival Of The Hottest: Kasper Schmeichel, Leeds United
Yet again we find ourselves delving into the confusing world of genetics to bring you another instalment of ‘Survival Of The Hottest’. For the uninitiated, this exciting occasional feature highlights how Mama Nature allows us to fully appreciate the beautiful in her creations by repeating it multiple times in a family tree. Does she not rock?
Above, you may have noticed the large lump of deliciousness that is Kasper Schmeichel. We’ve mentioned him before. We even Finest Five’d him for about ten minutes. Bless. Anyhoo, for those not in the know, Kasper’s dad is legendary Manchester United stopper Peter and has inherited his father’s humungous frame and big hands, all the better for catching footballs with. Except against Cardiff City.
However, you will also note that Kasper is very hot. Now, while we can fully appreciate the professional credentials that Daddy brings to the table, the Kickette office has never really expressed a pref in that direction. Maybe we never got over this. But we’d like to think that in her grand plan, Mama N took our views into consideration and distilled the next generation of Schmeichels into something we can fully get our teeth into. Now Kasper is all growed up, check out the thighs. The forearms. The babyface. Yum.
Such beauty may have prompted a new found interest in nature. We may even go out in it soon, to show our appreciation.