October 7th, 2010

Survival Of The Hottest: Paolo Cannavaro, SSC Napoli

Darwinism. An evolutionary theory stating that the attributes necessary to the survival of a species will be passed along the genetic line. Or ‘Survival of the Fittest’, if you will.

Scientific study is a big part of what we do here at Kickette, and we would like to introduce you to our own, slightly modified version of this theory, fondly known as ‘Survival of the Hottest’. 

This occasional series will cite examples of this astonishing concept in action, identifying player ‘attributes’ that have clearly passed down the genetic line. Application of our theory implies that these attributes are necessary to the survival of our species. Thus thorough examination of images like that above is not fevered leching, as many might think, but actual science.

Please meet Paolo Cannavaro. His brother is Fabio. Ahem.

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48 Responses to “Survival Of The Hottest: Paolo Cannavaro, SSC Napoli”

  1. Kejah says:

    Artwork thighs!!! So smooth, so amazing..I love u Kickette!!! Thnx for making me smileeee :)

  2. @veryx92 says:

    check even Fabio Borriello Marco little brother is very hot too!!!

  3. Gunge says:

    Who will Paris Hilton be in 3 years ??????!!!

  4. Six says:

    As ashamed as I am to quote Paris Hilton, there was only one thought that came into my mind when I saw him…
    THAT'S HOT!

  5. MsPodolski says:

    He is mas caliente then his brother …I almost thought he was Lorenzo de SIlvestri from Fiorentina.

  6. Gen says:

    Now THAT's how to start your day… helloooo… oh how I love the Cannavaro family

  7. Says_Who says:

    Keep up with the Survival of the Hottest pics Kickette because it's a wonderful idea for a daily post! I heard Yoann has a brother out in the world somewhere. I wonder if heart-stopping beauty runs in his family as well.

  8. canederli says:

    Boy, Kickette, between Tim Howard, Khedira & Ozil giggling like teenage girls at a slumber party and THIS, you're obviously trying to kill me. You've succeeded. ::thud::

  9. GracieB says:

    Dinglehopper in your face!!!

  10. sarrible says:

    Apparently trousers don't run in the family. Unf.

  11. MadridistaJenn says:

    I think I just blacked out….
    And became a Serie A fan.

  12. Alone Gourcuff says:

    Girls big thing! The underwear should be his great great! What a lucky woman's plenty of it! aiaia

  13. aps says:

    Uhmm…errhmm..ahhh yeah…his shoes are nice????

  14. sheila says:

    hummanah hummanah … And, somewhere in the stands a very lucky girl is screaming with delight, burying her face in his shorts.

  15. Ash says:

    lets burn all his pants :D

  16. Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God
    Papito rico. Y más ná.

  17. kitty1979 says:

    Wouldn't it be great if all footballers dressed like this on the field, for a whole 90 minutes!!

  18. JVD says:

    I am scrolling along, "Oh, bald guy with nice pecs" and then I see that bald guy with nice pecs is really bald guy in underwear who is h*ng (can I use that word???) like a Clydesdale. A little warning next time, Kickette.

  19. Is that a sock in your ..oh wait I wont say that out loud! heheheh

  20. FTC says:

    I noticed his nipplies, but mostly noticed how well he fills his pants !

  21. Am I the only one who noticed his nipples? :D

  22. DutchGooner89 says:

    This should have a warning sign…my heart is a fragile organ at the best of times (thanks to arsenal) and now you got these other ballers vying for my attention by showing off there FAB 'assets and them thighs and dont get me started with the erect nipples, i will not be hold responsible for my actions if ever i came across a hot baller on the street…i blame kickette, teasing us with pictures like this oooooohhhweeeeeee i cannot thank Cannavaro's parents enough, lord have mercy!

  23. Ines del Sol says:

    For the love of Raul… *staring* I love this family. I love their genes. I want to help them to breed.

  24. littlegirl says:

    wow…better than his brother…

  25. ThatWelshOne says:

    Oh my. That is one almighty bulge

  26. Emme says:

    This is crossing the line. I have no idea how I will be able to function today

  27. LuvinBale says:

    Dear Lord! Thank You Thank You Thank You!!!!

    • LuvinBale says:

      Might I also add that it looks as though he is smuggling a small animal in his shorts.

  28. AlianzLM says:

    the hotter brother, imho.

  29. jellenp says:

    OK, but … what was he doing? "Hmm, I think I'll just take a stroll on the field in my boots and underwear while I read this interesting magazine."

    • laligaforladies says:

      Which is my favourite part (okay, second favourite) about this pic. He's so nonchalant.

    • SunnyK says:

      I think that's a team banner not a magazine…which really isn't the part of the picture I should be staring at!

  30. Simone says:

    Thinking about the world cup picture of fabio on the stairs

  31. Sylvia says:

    For all that is holy in the world… can they please NEVER stop having children!

  32. BarceLisa says:

    Mr and Mrs Cannavaro, thank you for bringing so much beauty to the world.

  33. Stacey Marie says:

    Good genes in that famiglia that's for sure!! Makes me proud to be ITALIAN =)

  34. Leya says:

    Canna Due!!

    Not that I think anyone *really* cares, but why isn’t he wearing pants?
    ANYWAYZ, this pic is a little bit NSFW, I must say…therefore I can’t stop looking at it. His lack of clothes fit perfectly!

  35. gemmie says:

    As I was scrolling down, I was thinking 'hmm it must run in the family'. I was of course talking about his errr…..good looks.

  36. DeeRoma says:

    OH sweet holy hell….2 thuds in one day????

    • BarceLisa says:

      this is basically Kickette's 'Distract Everyone at Work' Day. For me its 'Pretend to do work more than you already pretend' Day.

      • DeeRoma says:

        At my former company, I know this would have been blocked by Websense.

      • GiGi6982 says:

        Yay, I am glad I am not the only one who celebrates "Pretend to do work more than you already pretend" day!!

  37. this man is a sin!!!!