October 7th, 2010
Survival Of The Hottest: Paolo Cannavaro, SSC Napoli
Darwinism. An evolutionary theory stating that the attributes necessary to the survival of a species will be passed along the genetic line. Or ‘Survival of the Fittest’, if you will.
Scientific study is a big part of what we do here at Kickette, and we would like to introduce you to our own, slightly modified version of this theory, fondly known as ‘Survival of the Hottest’.
This occasional series will cite examples of this astonishing concept in action, identifying player ‘attributes’ that have clearly passed down the genetic line. Application of our theory implies that these attributes are necessary to the survival of our species. Thus thorough examination of images like that above is not fevered leching, as many might think, but actual science.
Please meet Paolo Cannavaro. His brother is Fabio. Ahem.
Artwork thighs!!! So smooth, so amazing..I love u Kickette!!! Thnx for making me smileeee
check even Fabio Borriello Marco little brother is very hot too!!!
Who will Paris Hilton be in 3 years ??????!!!
As ashamed as I am to quote Paris Hilton, there was only one thought that came into my mind when I saw him…
THAT'S HOT!
He is mas caliente then his brother …I almost thought he was Lorenzo de SIlvestri from Fiorentina.
Now THAT's how to start your day… helloooo… oh how I love the Cannavaro family
Keep up with the Survival of the Hottest pics Kickette because it's a wonderful idea for a daily post! I heard Yoann has a brother out in the world somewhere. I wonder if heart-stopping beauty runs in his family as well.
Boy, Kickette, between Tim Howard, Khedira & Ozil giggling like teenage girls at a slumber party and THIS, you're obviously trying to kill me. You've succeeded. ::thud::
Dinglehopper in your face!!!
Apparently trousers don't run in the family. Unf.
I think I just blacked out….
And became a Serie A fan.
Girls big thing! The underwear should be his great great! What a lucky woman's plenty of it! aiaia
Uhmm…errhmm..ahhh yeah…his shoes are nice????
hummanah hummanah … And, somewhere in the stands a very lucky girl is screaming with delight, burying her face in his shorts.
lol! ahh…the Ramos!
lets burn all his pants
Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God
Papito rico. Y más ná.
Wouldn't it be great if all footballers dressed like this on the field, for a whole 90 minutes!!
Don't forget extra time kitty, don't forget the added "extra/injury time" .. ..
I am scrolling along, "Oh, bald guy with nice pecs" and then I see that bald guy with nice pecs is really bald guy in underwear who is h*ng (can I use that word???) like a Clydesdale. A little warning next time, Kickette.
Is that a sock in your ..oh wait I wont say that out loud! heheheh
I noticed his nipplies, but mostly noticed how well he fills his pants !
Am I the only one who noticed his nipples?
This should have a warning sign…my heart is a fragile organ at the best of times (thanks to arsenal) and now you got these other ballers vying for my attention by showing off there FAB 'assets and them thighs and dont get me started with the erect nipples, i will not be hold responsible for my actions if ever i came across a hot baller on the street…i blame kickette, teasing us with pictures like this oooooohhhweeeeeee i cannot thank Cannavaro's parents enough, lord have mercy!
For the love of Raul… *staring* I love this family. I love their genes. I want to help them to breed.
to breed with any/all of us! *raises hands to offer my ovaries to their children*
wow…better than his brother…
Oh my. That is one almighty bulge
This is crossing the line. I have no idea how I will be able to function today
Dear Lord! Thank You Thank You Thank You!!!!
Might I also add that it looks as though he is smuggling a small animal in his shorts.
the hotter brother, imho.
OK, but … what was he doing? "Hmm, I think I'll just take a stroll on the field in my boots and underwear while I read this interesting magazine."
Which is my favourite part (okay, second favourite) about this pic. He's so nonchalant.
I think that's a team banner not a magazine…which really isn't the part of the picture I should be staring at!
Thinking about the world cup picture of fabio on the stairs
For all that is holy in the world… can they please NEVER stop having children!
Mr and Mrs Cannavaro, thank you for bringing so much beauty to the world.
Amen!
For some reason my comments keep being deleted and I don't say anything mean or offensive but I agree with you. Imagine the family reunions.
Good genes in that famiglia that's for sure!! Makes me proud to be ITALIAN =)
Canna Due!!
Not that I think anyone *really* cares, but why isn’t he wearing pants?
ANYWAYZ, this pic is a little bit NSFW, I must say…therefore I can’t stop looking at it. His lack of clothes fit perfectly!
As I was scrolling down, I was thinking 'hmm it must run in the family'. I was of course talking about his errr…..good looks.
OH sweet holy hell….2 thuds in one day????
this is basically Kickette's 'Distract Everyone at Work' Day. For me its 'Pretend to do work more than you already pretend' Day.
At my former company, I know this would have been blocked by Websense.
Yay, I am glad I am not the only one who celebrates "Pretend to do work more than you already pretend" day!!
this man is a sin!!!!