July 25th, 2012
Survival Of The Hottest: Thorgan Hazard, Chelsea
Images via twitter, MEHDI TAAMALLAH/AFP/GettyImages.
So Eden’s baby bro (above right) has just signed for the European Champions as well. Nice pullin’ pants, Thorgy!
This is obviously great news for fans of our ‘Survival of the Hottest‘ posts, so lets get down to those important questions right away.
Firstly, will Thorgan and Eden duet when they have to sing the famed Chelsea initiation song to their teammates? We’re thinking ‘It Takes Two‘ by Marvin Gaye and Kim Weston and envision the performance being broken up by Fernando Torres, who grabs the mic and launches into a rendition of ‘What Have I Done To Deserve This?’, but we’re just optimists. Feel free to drop your own suggestions.
We’ve already caught a glimpse of what Hazard Snr has to offer, so it’s only right that you should cast your eye over Thorgan’s goods and tell us whether you think he lives up to the precedent.
Remember, to be kind to the kid, Kickettes. He’s only 19, so barely qualifies as a fully formed human being.