November 9th, 2010

Survival Of The Hottest: Unai Casillas, CD Mostoles

The world momentarily tips on it’s axis. Did you feel that? Image via ontd_football

We’re really liking our new ‘Survival Of The Hottest’ category. Not only is it expanding our knowledge of evolution and the human gene pool (always handy when queuing for drinks), but it really gives us the opportunity to unearth some seriously unmissable talent. Let us elaborate for you.

A hot player turning out for a team in the fourth tier of Spanish football *may* bypass our sophisticated early warning systems. We’re not proud of this, but it’s a fact. When that player turns out to be the younger brother of Hot Hall of Famer, (unofficially) canonised Real Madrid goalkeeper and all round nummy num Iker Casillas (left) however, we are able to locate, home in and give that guy some well deserved exposure on our humble site. As though we did research and everything.

Everybody, please take this opportunity to welcome Unai Casillas, midfielder for CD Móstoles  and the biggest protagonist of skippy heart beats and debauched fantasies in the Kickette office since… well, his brother. There’s a chance you may be seeing more of him here.

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123 Responses to “Survival Of The Hottest: Unai Casillas, CD Mostoles”

  1. Maria says:

    Awww mann I am so proud of their parents. Such a good job :)

  2. Marina says:

    You are sooo coool….I love you Unai!!!

  3. The truth will come out eventually and it will either be so overly complex or so entirely simple that we'll all be wrong. My only two cents (as in the conclusion I came to after about 5 seconds) is that the mom wants nothing to do with his tabloid draw and would much prefer her privacy, and thus is saying,

  4. ChristinaLFP says:

    there is an interview where iker admits that unai is his and the famly weakness since he is the baby

  5. Cristal says:

    ** That's it I am moving to Spain,, Apparently they are breeding a new species of SUPER HOT humans… Damn this boy is fine with a capital F! O_o!

  6. BlackRose says:

    he's sexier than Iker. AND he's been a Barça supporter since he was a little boy :D !

  7. Zahara says:

    i am keeping both the casillas brothers..but i do share..occasionally

    lol i was doing my spanish listening exam and we had to listen to an interview with some guy called Paco Casillas…and then everyone turned to look at me coz they know im addicted to the entire spanish team and i couldnt stop smiling..god, that was just the best exam ever,

    my god, unai is too good to be true

  8. Delicious says:

    Well for me Unai is hotter and he looks also a bit like Valdes.

  9. oh~zeel99 says:

    OMG sooooo hot!! his name being close to UNI kind of throws me of but i love him <3

  10. Ofeily9 says:

    He looks better than Iker. I've seen him in a short video and I saw he was the prettiest.
    HE'S HOT!

  11. I think I like Unai much more than his brother!!! It helps that Unai is not a madridista goalkeeper anywho.
    My only secret and dark crush will always be the Ramos…
    (Who am I kidding? That crush is neither dark nor secret.)

  12. SoccerLoverrrr says:


  13. laligaforladies says:

    Oh, this is great! "I like to go to the bar and speak with English people because it's a hobby of mine."…

  14. annelise says:

    mmm i think this is hot!

  15. Steph says:

    Kickette, it's about time Unai came up on your radar! :D This boy is gorgeous. Dare I say, even more than Iker? Both Casillas brothers are beautiful, though. Them and their amazing genes. :P Glad to see Unai on here!

  16. BarceLisa says:

    This kid is the Prince Harry of football (only waaaaay better looking).

  17. Andrea says:

    I don't know, I've seen both Iker and Unai in person and Iker is gorgeous which I could not believe because I never really fangirled him but now I do. Unai is good looking also but I'll take his brother anyday. So kickette, you can have Unai, more Iker for me :) )

    • Dru says:

      You've seen them both in person? So lucky…and in all fairness, I'd take Iker too, he has a touch of the geek in him that I really like, but Unai's good looks are beyond doubt!

    • Zahara says:

      i am dying of jealousy! saw not one(even then, wow) but TWO casillas's

  18. adriana says:

    he looks a lot like Gourcuff! the spanish Gourcuff, not that that's a bad thing… but god, he IS gorgeous

  19. Awesome says:

    I do hope Unai has a better fashion sense than iker :)

  20. MadameGourcuff says:

    they're both hot, but since iker is taken, i'll take his brother

  21. laligaforladies says:

    Ooooh, thanks! I'm always looking for new pics of Unai, and this is the best one yet!

  22. Céline says:

    Bom chicka waw waw! hes gorgeoussss <3

  23. emma says:

    i heard he hates realmadrid and supports barca and atletico just cuz his brother at madrid gets more fame. please find out if its true…….. its killing me!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. emma says:

    keep posting about him please………..hes wayyyyyy better looking then “san iker”

  25. livealittle says:

    kickette, you need to warn a girl before you go and tell here there are TWO Casillas. sweet Lord. i was ill-prepared and I had a brief breakdown trying to figure out how there could be TWO…but now i've stopped questioning and am wondering if unai is as much of a sinner as iker is a saint. oh, the possibilities…

  26. mcgee says:

    Unai is cuter the Iker…there i said it….damn that pic with his tongue out send chills down my spine mmhmmmhhmmmh he is delicious!

  27. caitanya says:

    he's cute, but i still think iker's #1 (and more handsome than his brother). But yes, wow, his parents have some really good genes!

  28. GracieB says:

    he looks hotter than his older bro

  29. YouNeverWalkAlone says:

    You know, he actually looks a *lot* like Iker.
    Iker will always be my one and only, but Unai…lol hot and cute and he _speaks French_ what more could you want? XD The Spanish Gourcoff, I believe.

  30. Iram says:

    this guy is gonna be on all the magazine covers in 5-7 more years. he is really handsome. all the girls will be swooning over him. (right now big bro is getting all the attn!)

  31. Rachel S says:

    Wow. I like what I see!!! Perfect that he's 22, that's more in my age range than Iker anyways….

  32. Ash Menon says:

    I feel bad for just dumping Iker like that, but MADRE MIA, Unai!

    On a side note: Unai = U n ai = You and I.

    It's the morning, I haven't had coffee. Don't judge.

  33. maddi says:

    Hi everybody! I found an interview with him:… <- It comes with a great pic too, lol. I love how modest he is in the interview! Both brothers are FINE. :)

  34. aps says:

    He reminds me of Gourcoff. He's very sexy indeed.

  35. M&M says:

    ok i got a question …. is their any ugly spainsh players???? just wondering…

  36. violet says:

    there's another casillas? a non-pastasaucey, younger casillas????

    made my day.

  37. Beth says:

    oh my. i didn't even know he existed.
    but i do now ;)

  38. Didi says:

    OMG Iker has a brother!?!? That`s so great. Now there are Alonso AND Casillas brothers, world cannot be better.

  39. C16 says:

    Maybe I'm just crazy but I think he looks a little like Cesc. o.O

  40. Eli aka NG says:

    One of my friends is an aupair in Liverpool and the family she works for lives just a few steps from Nando's house in Woolton :-D

  41. Reesa says:

    o dear….he's only 16….why do you play with my emotions like this kickette!??! :p x

  42. gossip girl says:

    wonderful generic
    perfect for my brother in law….

  43. Tora says:

    Oh, My God. Mr and Mrs Casillas really knew what they were doing. :D

  44. Standing ovation to Kickette for finding photos of Unai!!! I've been searching like CRAZY since he was interviewed after Spain won the WC. And he was all "Oooh so proud of my bro" stuff.
    Find more material on him pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!

  45. RedGirl-Mrs.Casillas says:

    welcome to the hottie radar my dear "brother in law" ;)

    good genes in this family, veeeeeeeeeeery good genes

  46. zaida says:

    They are both very hot but Unai is hotter :P

  47. Am i the only person imaging naughty disgusting things with both of them and a bottle of taquila

  48. Steph says:

    Kickette, it’s about time Unai came up on your radar! :D This boy is just gorgeous. Even more than Iker, dare I say it, but both these boys are beautiful. They have amazing genes. Seriously. Glad to see Unai on here! :)

  49. Barbiegirl says:

    Aww what.. pure beautiful! thats all the words i can think of right now.. give me a minute to look at his beautiful face! :) X

  50. Lynz says:

    My God, he's gorgeous. <3

  51. LuvinBale says:

    Whoa! That boy is gorgeous. The Casillas family is truly blessed with good genes.

  52. blake2108 says:

    He's so much hotter than his brother.

    I mean like… WOW

  53. Sergo says:

    Okay girls don't kill me for saying this…. But… Unai is hotter than Iker. There. I said it.

  54. Dru says:

    He's a Culé!…. Wonder how that happened, to a Madrid native with a brother playing for Real from childhood….

    Agreed with the consensus though, he is v. cute, that poking-out tongue and smirk…mmmmmm.

  55. KatB says:

    He looks like a cross between his hot, hot brother and Valdes to me…. am I just obsessed with goalkeepers???

  56. littlegirl says:

    MMMMMMM I like little brothers…

  57. tracy765 says:

    My superior math skills tell me he's something like 22 years old, yes? That makes me either really creepy or a total cougar (I'm going with total cougar, natch) for thinking he is all kinds of hawt. As long as he doesn't have a girlfriend called Marinara, I am on board.

    • hahahahahaha, best comment here!! i share the 'total cougar' title and i just ADORED the Marinara comment!! hahahahaha.. kudos tracy765

    • Leya_S says:

      There's a discrepancy bc some websites say he's 16, but some say he's 7 years younger than Iker (which, of course, does not make 16)
      You got me all excited, too, bc I'm 22 and I was JUST thinking its a good age to be right now since like everyone is around there (I spent a lot of years pining for men upwards of 8 years my senior….oh wait, I still do, haha)…I really hope he's not 16 bc then I'll feel like a creeper

      • tracy765 says:

        Good Lord. 16?? If so, I need to wash my brain out with bleach for thinking dirty thoughts about a (very, very sexy) whippersnapper.
        ETA: Whew, Wikipedia – bastion of accuracy – says he's 7 years younger than Iker. That's good enough for me! Also, that means he is of the age of consent and therefore could be the future Mr. Leya_S. ;)

    • caitanya says:

      Considering we don't know your age, you shouldn't feel creepy. :)

      Are you over 40 years old (a cougar is someone over 40)? Anyhow, who cares? Hot is hot at any age and he would be lucky to learn something from you :-P

      • Nora says:

        I read an article somewhere that said you're a cougar if there is a 10 year age difference and a 'puma' is there is a 3-7 year age difference. IE my 30 year old friend with a 20 year old boyfriend is a cougar but I (at 23), with my current 19 year old fling, am a puma, and fiercely proud. Meeeeoooooowwww!

  58. Bebo Ronaldo says:

    I actually prefer him 2 his bruva…he is hotter!!!

  59. blitzenTO says:

    Wowzers! I think he is even more gorgeous than his brother!

    Now I know you have mentioned Mikel Alonso (Xabi's almost equally-hot brother) before, but I think if this Survival of the Hottest becomes a regular feature (and it should!), these two should already go in the Hall of Fame.

  60. rslkdl says:

    Oh, hello, Unai… He's lovely. I might like him better than his almighty gorgeous brother. Also his tongue is cute.

  61. Summer says:

    You're so lucky girl!!

  62. Nikki says:

    Well , hello Iker's younger hot brother ;) ! Rawr !

  63. blitzenTO says:

    Pics or it's a lie! ;)

    No really, I just need to see Xavi baby pics!

    • CarmenOcio says:

      Omg when she comes next june, I'll tell her to take photos, then i'll post them on the kickette wall I will not let my kickettes down! when she told me i was like '…wtf?!' when i told my other friends they were like 'who's xavi hernandez?' CLUELESS, i tell you

      • Bri says:

        People are SO clueless I hate that. It's no fair for example when you are walking with a group of friends and see a pipita look alike (there is one on my college campus and I may stalk him…) and you freak out and yell Pipita! And no one gets it…then you are the one who looks weird when in reality they are all the ones missing out…

        Please do post pictures as soon as you can! That would be fantastic! <3 little xavi. If I was your friend I probably would have failed out of school because I would have been spying out the window with binoculars all day.

        • CarmenOcio says:

          and LOL! have you ever spoken to this Pipita clone?!

          • Bri says:

            I really should but I get the feeling if I just went up to him and said "Did you know you look like gonzalo higuain?!!" he would probably not know what I was talking about…I may gush all over him anyways one day. I've only got a few months of university left, might as well.

            • Eeebza says:

              everyone is so damn clueless all the time!
              also, lots of spanish girls have the hots for puyol…
              hey, no judgement.

              point is, you HAVE to go visit your friend in spain and chill out with mama hernandez… :)

              also, Bri, you have noooooo idea how much i get you right now.
              people NEVER seem to know of/appreciate smokin ballers…

              and really, you NEED to speak/gush over the pipita clone.
              unless of course you can get to the real one first ;)

  64. Thea says:

    He looks to be keeping his hair, unlike Iker!

  65. Bri says:

    !!!!!!!!!!! I hope that she is your best friend and that you visit her often!

    • CarmenOcio says:

      LOL she comes over each summer because her parents are friends with one of the teachers, so she stays at her house :) but yeah we are very close, she's really nice! I do intend to visit her, maybe after my GCSE's this year :P

  66. Ellie says:

    I think I'm in love…

  67. Simone says:

    I wanne see their parents he is GORGEOUS wow, and the both have unique names

  68. god he is gorgeous

  69. Lili says:

    god bless Mr. and Mrs. Casillas !