September 16th, 2011

Sweatpants Style Off: Anders Lindegaard vs. Iker Casillas

Can’t really say that saggy, ill-fitted pants are ever a good look on anyone, unless one of the two people inside of them is us. Or if they’re sagging so low we get a glimpse of the boxers/boxer briefs. Thongs are not permitted on the premises, however.

But since they’re here, and we’re here, we might as well pass our last work day’s time together by sending one of these finely chillaxed specimens back to our HQ’s guest bedroom the sartorial drawing board.


Manchester United’s quasi-back up goalie and accidental hipster, Anders Lindegaard, was spotted in Cheshire having lunch yesterday. The purple crew neck sweatshirt explains why he was forced to eat by himself.

No – seriously – he went to a sit down eatery alone. Oh to have a been a fly on the wall for that conversation.

Seeing how fast news travels, y’all know by now that Mr Lindegaard didn’t come to northern England to pick his nosebut to play. We appreciate the mental imagery ‘help’, Anders, but it’s just as bad as the physical one before us.

And before we forget, check out his appalling inseam. It’s something we wouldn’t wish on our least favourite footballer, Ronaldinho.

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Real Madrid’s top guy in goal is the epitome of our perfect man: he’s tall, handsome, takes out the trash (but not by trade) and speaks broken English.

Clad in his comfiest of doctor scrub wannabe sweats outside his home two days ago, Iker’s monochromatic outfit looks as though it’d be easy to peel off given a proper sneak attack from behind.

After all, his leisure suit is something we’d expect to see on an Italian stallion like him (with a few gold chains for added effect, though).

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Your thoughts? We know there will be some readers who likey, so please fill us in on why ‘ballers in baggy sweats should survive past your morning mimosas.

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31 Responses to “Sweatpants Style Off: Anders Lindegaard vs. Iker Casillas”

  1. Nelx says:

    IKER <3 <3
    if you ever get fed up of pastasauce you can always come to me babyy… <3 <3

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  3. brenda says:

    LINDEGAARD, HE's TRULY HOT GUY AND FLAWLESS MAN I'VE EVER SEEN!

  4. Emma says:

    I must say.. he looks especially good here.

  5. Nika says:

    IKER!! ..He is beautiful in everything :) :D

  6. sabah says:

    Curse you for being extra hot Iker :)

  7. Goonerette says:

    Lindgaard pulls it off with great style !!!! And he doesn't have to east alone cos I'll be available anytime ;)

  8. annalia says:

    was this a trick question… of course iker.

  9. Mel says:

    The mustace goes great with the italian stalion theme!!!! Not a fan of the sweat pants, however Ikers' are so much more prefered to Anders'!!!

  10. littlegreenpea says:

    although I love United (and Barcelona), I must say that Iker will always win.

  11. Alyssa says:

    Iker will always get my vote. Iker will always get my everything. Ahhhh love him so much! And I'm happy whenever he's not wearing ripped jeans or carrying a purse haha.

  12. iram1982 says:

    I hope Sara and him split any kind of house chores!! He shouldn't have to do everything while she is a "home-princess"!

  13. vthiilerdhiiler says:

    Anders, any time, any place!

  14. Alexandria says:

    uhhh, and can i please bring to everyone's attention the crotch region of iker in that last picture? mmm, mmm, good.

  15. corkscrew says:

    san iker!!!!

  16. stefania11 says:

    andeeeeeerssssssss!

  17. Marie says:

    Iker of course, I ve pulled for him through all his plaid shirts and scar-ties and man-purses (for the last one, with my eyes closed). Sweats suit him.

  18. Sara says:

    Anders!So hot in this! :******

  19. Savannah says:

    It's not fair to pit a boy against a man. Iker!

  20. Hot4Spurs says:

    Iker wears it best hands down! I'm available for lunch anytime Lindegaard! You don't have to eat alone you know.

  21. mamaly says:

    Iker looks (even) better in sweats than in some of the more notorious outfits he wears in public.
    He is so HOT.

  22. Minini says:

    Iker is a SPANISH stallion nd not italian :D
    They both r very hot *swooon*

  23. Lou says:

    Iker obviously won this. His sweats are more form fitting and at least he didn't go out on the town in them–he's just taking out the trash, a perfectly acceptable thing to do in sweats.

    Thank you, Kickette, for presenting a clothing challenge that Iker can actually win. They are few and far between.

  24. vthiilerdhiiler says:

    Oh Anders, man you look hot! .. come on he looks good even though he is in sweats. Sure Iker looks good as well but I’m more to some Anders also because he is Danish and I can’t say no to people from Denmark!

  25. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Iker iker iker iker!!! Is this a question, and he looks good in it, too!
    This saint manage to make bad fashion decision, which more than we like it and find of adorable, we don't mind him in a potato sack and we still will go "awwwww"! We are in love!…

  26. Robin says:

    Iker..any day, any time, any place.

  27. Mumtaz says:

    Iker oh Iker, everything is always stunning on you!

  28. Kat22 says:

    Iker manages to look good whatever he's wearing. Be it the tights in one of your previous posts or the jogging bottoms – he always looks effortlessly classy. Not sure how he pulls it off. Such a gorgeous man.

  29. Ellie says:

    Iker looks hot!
    He actually looks cool in sweats, and not many people can do that.