August 19th, 2008

Sylvie van der Vaart: Gainfully Employed


images via TFS

Let no one say WAGs don’t work hard for the money.

Here’s Sylvie van der Vaart (wife of Real Madrid’s Rafa), doing some kind of TV presenting work for Das Supertalent in Hamburg last weekend. 

Take a moment to consider the level of effort required to pull off the appearance of a fully functioning life-sized doll whilst also navigating high shoes, a hands-free microphone, 80,000 kilos of fake hair and the sad/cheap/tawdry/lame pick up lines from the jackass co-presenters you’ve been stuck with for the evening. Let’s hope Sylvie was paid well for her efforts.

Btw, have you seen Sylvie’s official site?  Warning: seeing her post-baby body may cause high levels of anger and confusion.



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18 Responses to “Sylvie van der Vaart: Gainfully Employed”

  1. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    In very poor taste but stunning none the less! Gorgeous eyes and hair… I'm a fan!

  2. Mrs. John Terry says:

    At least, Sylvie Barbie looks better than Claudine Keane Barbie.

  3. Erin says:

    Definitely WAGtastic. But very pretty. I bet she looks incredible when she's not done up like this. But the OTT styling/hair/makeup is definitely plastic and Barbie-esque.

  4. LoveLamps says:

    She scares me. Take it down Kickette! I'm afraid. Seriously afraid. Nightmares will now begin.

  5. Moongirl says:

    Its the height of bad taste but somehow she still manages to look gorgeous!!!!

  6. Johnna says:

    Ugh, she looks so much like a Barbie. Bah.

  7. James says:

    So my year-end top 350-001 is live at The Onion’s 640-802. Club right now, and I’ve just sent a panicked email to them asking to swap out a particularly great record that, while certainly doing some major time in my speakers this year, won’t actually be avail…

  8. Kiki says:

    Sylvie van der Vaart is sooo damn gorgeous that it hurts…

    EPL is back girls!! I can’t believe it…missed it soooo much!!!


  9. Sarah says:

    Despite the whole barbie look I still think she rocks.

  10. Becca says:

    I think she looks gorgeous even if the look id a bit 'barbie'.. she sort of pulls it off and I love the way her hair is curled.

  11. Brandy says:

    Honestly, only WAGs can wear a bubble gum pink fringe sheath dress and rhinestone shoes and get away with it lol.

  12. Venice says:

    Her face bothers me, somehow her smile makes her look older than she is. That said, yes I'm being a nitpick.

  13. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh my barbie!!! *blinks in amazement*

  14. Sarah says:

    Her massive smile in the first picture is a little disturbing. As is her enormous hair. I still love her though.

  15. FootballerChick43 - says:

    She DOES look like a Barbie doll reject yet somehow it works for her. Thats odd.

  16. rania says:

    She kind of looks like Mandy Moore.

  17. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh my barbie!!! *blinks in amazement*