February 23rd, 2012
Talking Balls: Smoothing Us Over
In this week’s instalment of our new favourite footie show, Chris Cohen challenges comedian Jim Smallman and powerboat racer Sarah Donohue to guess which pretties we featured on our revamped Finest Five list.
You should watch:
- Chris’s beautiful declaration of undying love for Frank Lampard (1:07)
- Jim’s blatant attempt to win our favour by correctly pointing out that “the Kickette readers are definite, massive football fans” (4.16)
We’re growing increasingly fond of that Jim Smallman, y’know. He’s smooth.
Someone should inform them of the HHoF, so they stop puzzling over how Becks didn't make it
Yoann Gourcuff has a flaw! Really??
i'm wondering why my comment has been deleted, when all I said was how great this was and whether this program is aired in the united states?
Is it weird that I think Chris the presenter is kinda cute….?
he's cute, but not chicharito cute.
I guess Nando and his tiny red shorts are too obvious: http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx268/unamadri…
Whoa–when was this taken? That is definitely Nando at one of his best!
That was last summer in Sardinia. It is… perfect
There are a few different shots from that moment… each is equally delicious! A little Google Image Search for "Fernando Torres Sardinia" ought to do the trick.
This was hilarious! i wonder if i can access this show in the united states, it was really fun
This was funny. I love his fanboy crush on Lamps. But this list is a little bit crazy. Why is not Yoann on the list? He is the hottest man on this earth. Claudio Marchisio? Miguel Torres? and where the hell is Alessandro Matri.
Cesc does not pass the Mcdonald test even his Pique is hotter than him.
Yoann has been promoted to the HHoF… has been there for a little while. This means he will not appear in F5 any longer. That is actually a good thing
Thank for explaining about Yoann. Never understand that. But still Matri must be one of the 5 in that list. Cesc have to go, he is not good looking at all.
Come on people! McDonald's test on Cesc! He'd failllll! But I'd still get on the Sergio-stallion even if I had to rip a fast food uniform off first!
hellz yes….fast & hot "The Ramos" special!
This video is hilarious, thank god someone noticed that we want Ramos on the finest five!! ( although I still believe Ramos should move straight to hall of fame)
I think I love this show. It's so great. BUT they need to get one thing straight: yoann gourcuff does NOT have a thick neck. NEVER AGAIN will they criticize yoann again, for fear a pack of kickettes will come after them.
I second that motion.
Me 2!
Borri? Obscure?.. homeboy obviously ain't seen THAT tattoo yet
"Lets talk about cesc baby"- Genius! lol why have we not thought of this one before??
Absolutely hysterical vid! And kudos for the "massive football fans" bit too
Hahaha this is funny. I have only recently stumbled across this Kickette blog and I love it! Cesc would pass the McDonald’s test for me…
hahaha….OMG I'm in danger of having a hernia from laughing so hard! Oreo cookie…Boca muffin references & my new fav song "Let's talk about Cesc…baby". Chris is awesome & informative….most notably for his coverage on the Ramos outrage. (slightly off target but coverage un-the-less….Ramos was never on the f5) NOT COOL KICKETTE…NOT COOL
We know it's hard to believe, but The Ramos *was* once on the F5. http://www.kickette.com/the_finest_five_30/
Gotcha…2008. Those were the glory days…
Yes Jim, we do know our ''stuff''
i love this show! it makes me chuckle and Jim's suck up tactics are growing on me. Chris' impersonation of Becks was funny, but I wont forgive him for saying Lashes has a 'wide neck'. the mans practically sex on a stick.
hahahahahha Mc donald's test
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I'm beginning to wonder if Cesc could pass the McDonald's test….
That's exactly what I thought about every single footballer I think hot, every time I think Iker or Pipita, I think I will go there every day to see them jaja.
Exactly about Cesc..
lol I'm gonna try that out
for me-Yoann Gourcuff, Borriello, Theo Walcot, Marc Bartra and Lance Parker