February 23rd, 2012

Talking Balls: Smoothing Us Over

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In this week’s instalment of our new favourite footie show, Chris Cohen challenges comedian Jim Smallman and powerboat racer┬áSarah Donohue to guess which pretties we featured on our revamped Finest Five list.

You should watch:

- Chris’s beautiful declaration of undying love for Frank Lampard (1:07)

- Jim’s blatant attempt to win our favour by correctly pointing out that “the Kickette readers are definite, massive football fans” (4.16)

We’re growing increasingly fond of that Jim Smallman, y’know. He’s smooth.

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29 Responses to “Talking Balls: Smoothing Us Over”

  1. Lulu says:

    Someone should inform them of the HHoF, so they stop puzzling over how Becks didn't make it :)

  2. Alik says:

    Yoann Gourcuff has a flaw! Really??

  3. chay says:

    i'm wondering why my comment has been deleted, when all I said was how great this was and whether this program is aired in the united states?

  4. IrishBlue says:

    Is it weird that I think Chris the presenter is kinda cute….?

  5. April says:

    I guess Nando and his tiny red shorts are too obvious: http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx268/unamadri…

    • chay says:

      Whoa–when was this taken? That is definitely Nando at one of his best!

      • April says:

        That was last summer in Sardinia. It is… perfect :) There are a few different shots from that moment… each is equally delicious! A little Google Image Search for "Fernando Torres Sardinia" ought to do the trick.

  6. chay says:

    This was hilarious! i wonder if i can access this show in the united states, it was really fun

  7. Stella says:

    This was funny. I love his fanboy crush on Lamps. But this list is a little bit crazy. Why is not Yoann on the list? He is the hottest man on this earth. Claudio Marchisio? Miguel Torres? and where the hell is Alessandro Matri.
    Cesc does not pass the Mcdonald test even his Pique is hotter than him.

    • April says:

      Yoann has been promoted to the HHoF… has been there for a little while. This means he will not appear in F5 any longer. That is actually a good thing :)

      • Stella says:

        Thank for explaining about Yoann. Never understand that. But still Matri must be one of the 5 in that list. Cesc have to go, he is not good looking at all.

  8. Alyssa says:

    Come on people! McDonald's test on Cesc! He'd failllll! But I'd still get on the Sergio-stallion even if I had to rip a fast food uniform off first!

  9. Sarah, Madrid says:

    This video is hilarious, thank god someone noticed that we want Ramos on the finest five!! ( although I still believe Ramos should move straight to hall of fame)

  10. littlegreenpea says:

    I think I love this show. It's so great. BUT they need to get one thing straight: yoann gourcuff does NOT have a thick neck. NEVER AGAIN will they criticize yoann again, for fear a pack of kickettes will come after them.

  11. Taz says:

    Borri? Obscure?.. homeboy obviously ain't seen THAT tattoo yet

    "Lets talk about cesc baby"- Genius! lol why have we not thought of this one before??
    Absolutely hysterical vid! And kudos for the "massive football fans" bit too

  12. Serena says:

    Hahaha this is funny. I have only recently stumbled across this Kickette blog and I love it! Cesc would pass the McDonald’s test for me…

  13. bri_saldana says:

    hahaha….OMG I'm in danger of having a hernia from laughing so hard! Oreo cookie…Boca muffin references & my new fav song "Let's talk about Cesc…baby". Chris is awesome & informative….most notably for his coverage on the Ramos outrage. (slightly off target but coverage un-the-less….Ramos was never on the f5) NOT COOL KICKETTE…NOT COOL

  14. Jayy says:

    Yes Jim, we do know our ''stuff'' :P i love this show! it makes me chuckle and Jim's suck up tactics are growing on me. Chris' impersonation of Becks was funny, but I wont forgive him for saying Lashes has a 'wide neck'. the mans practically sex on a stick.

  15. Lauren_BCN says:

    hahahahahha Mc donald's test :-) ))