May 4th, 2009
Tangerine Dream: Carly Zucker and Joe Cole
Carly Zucker and Joe Cole were spotted this Saturday night in Vegas for the Hatton-Pacquiao boxing match.
As is per usual, Carly expressed herself via clothing in an interesting way. Her hair looks fried, even under that headband. The dress is an odd length to wear with those shoes, etc. Overall, it’s not saying divalicious to us the way we want it to.
Then again, who are we to judge? We’ve flown to Vegas from Milan and London before, and spent the first 24 hours weeping from jet lag on the casino floor. Fashion is not a priority when you’re waking up underneath a slot machine with a pancake from the buffet breakfast stuck to your head.
We talk about Carly’s fashion choices all the time, but here’s the thing: 99.9% of men won’t notice any of it when they look at her. They’ll see the tan lines on her chest, and come over all gaga like. She’s got a unique talent, this Ms. Zucker.
She can’t dress worth shite, but she sure is a sexy chica. While the rest of us are busy picking a better outfit, one flick of her patented bed head and the boys are all there. Respect.
joey looks great ;D. well, love her shoes, liked the dress, didn't like the hair thingy. the whole thing looks messy, buuut she is lovely and they make a cute couple.
That tan line is distracting from the dress and is also exactly why sunbathing is overrated.
Oh dear. That is some serious tan-line/sunburn combo. Only made to look worse by the shade of the dress (which I like, btw).
I like to think Joe acts as some burn ointment to soothe the pain and appearance
for us Kickettes. If so, he’s doing a good job.Oh Kickette, did you have to give us that reality check about men going gaga over tan-lines? I don't need that today
We need bitchiness to survive, especially on a Monday. What is that on her head? Apart from the hair, I mean. Ugh. I like tangerine though.
Too bad Hatton got his lights punched out.
A long way to fly for just two rounds.
I actually really like this dress and it’s something I would wear, maybe a touch shorter, but not with those shoes. The hair is horrendous.
Joe definitely has this look down pat – I’d like to see him try something a little more fashion-adventurous.
I really do like that mandarin orange color of her dress. The thing is, the woman is gorgeous and her body is incredible. I bet they have amazing sex. Yeah, I said it. He's into her. But damn, sometimes she wears some atrocious things. :/
I laughed… heartily… at Hatton losing, that is. The only thing I am envious of is the bottle of Dasani she's holding.
Oh Kickette, did you have to give us that reality check about men going gaga over tan-lines? I don't need that today
We need bitchiness to survive, especially on a Monday. What is that on her head? Apart from the hair, I mean. Ugh. I like tangerine though.
Good point, Kickette. Good point.I actually like the dress with the shoes, but the headband is killing me.
When will these girls learn that sunscreen will keep them from looking like leather handbags by the time they’re 30?! *sigh* I do love the dress–I’m a big fan of orange and it’s a cute cut. The rest of her is a big old mess. But the thing with most men is that if the body is hot and the face is passable, they overlook the rest. Carly knows what she’s doing. LOL
Joe looks adorable. But Carly….oh Carly….she looks like she just left the pool, threw on that dress (which is cute) and showed up. And for God’s sake, untie your straps when you’re sunbathing!!!!!
Right. I'm going to ignore the tan line (although… OMG!) but even without it. She's just looking bad. Sure she's jet lagged, but my god, that hair. The dress isn't bad, but not with those shoes and the head band looks out of place. Joe Cole on the other… boring as ever, but still easy on the eyes.
She looks fine except for the tan line.Joe looks smashing:)
What an ugly tan line! At least she's not as burnt as the woman behind her. That Vegas sun is brutal.
Joe looks hot. Carly looks sweaty, and that tan line is horrid. The colour of her dress is quite fresh though. lose that girl blog
That COULD have been a really cool outfit, the colour of the dress is pretty fab, but like always: she totally ruined it.
I don’t know about you Kickettes, but all i’m looking at is Joe. *-*
i dont care if joe looks ‘boring’… im mentally undressing him anyway. i wont even bother commenting on carly. because that should be me. x
I love the dress, the rest is terrible except Joe whom I forgive almost anything.
Her hair looks shocking and the sunburn is beyond tacky… Joe has so much more class than her.
Forget the dress, what on earth is she wearing on her head?…she looks like a washed-up 80s rock star….