May 4th, 2009
Tangerine Dream: Carly Zucker and Joe Cole
Carly Zucker and Joe Cole were spotted this Saturday night in Vegas for the Hatton-Pacquiao boxing match.
As is per usual, Carly expressed herself via clothing in an interesting way. Her hair looks fried, even under that headband. The dress is an odd length to wear with those shoes, etc. Overall, it’s not saying divalicious to us the way we want it to.
Then again, who are we to judge? We’ve flown to Vegas from Milan and London before, and spent the first 24 hours weeping from jet lag on the casino floor. Fashion is not a priority when you’re waking up underneath a slot machine with a pancake from the buffet breakfast stuck to your head.
We talk about Carly’s fashion choices all the time, but here’s the thing: 99.9% of men won’t notice any of it when they look at her. They’ll see the tan lines on her chest, and come over all gaga like. She’s got a unique talent, this Ms. Zucker.
She can’t dress worth shite, but she sure is a sexy chica. While the rest of us are busy picking a better outfit, one flick of her patented bed head and the boys are all there. Respect.