October 23rd, 2009
Teaser: Cristiano Ronaldo
We’re going back to our roots, Kickettes.
We’ve heard your pleas and are pledging to bring you more Cristiano Ronaldo skin exposure news as opposed to burning your pupils to a fiery pulp with shots of whatsherface.
Side note: speaking of Nereida, she just went to the hairdressers. We’ve seen her apply, remove, and repeat her weave; that’s not an image we’re soon to recover from.
So, after enjoying the above image of Cristiano’s thighage, we’re next going to shift our focus to uncovering his secret to attracting men. Specifically Kaka, Sergio and now, (and again), Iker.
Care to discuss? Or, alternatively, let’s just all head off to the pub. We’re so over this week.