October 23rd, 2009

Teaser: Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano you tease

We’re going back to our roots, Kickettes.

We’ve heard your pleas and are pledging to bring you more Cristiano Ronaldo skin exposure news as opposed to burning your pupils to a fiery pulp with shots of whatsherface.

Side note: speaking of Nereida, she just went to the hairdressers. We’ve seen her apply, remove, and repeat her weave; that’s not an image we’re soon to recover from.

Iker Casillas wants it. He wants it bad. Or, he's just fooling around and we're projecting.So, after enjoying the above image of Cristiano’s thighage, we’re next going to shift our focus to uncovering his secret to attracting men. Specifically Kaka, Sergio and now, (and again), Iker.

Care to discuss? Or, alternatively, let’s just all head off to the pub. We’re so over this week.

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18 Responses to “Teaser: Cristiano Ronaldo”

  1. I<3CRISTIANORONALDO says:

    I FREKKIN LOVVVEE CRISTIANO RONALDO… ALL U HATERS CAN SUCK HIMMMM…. SCR3W YAAALLL…. LOL I JUST HATE PEOPLE WHO HATE HIM FOR NO APPARANT REASON.. i love him… WOOHOOO RONNIE!!!

  2. GINA says:

    I JUST LOVE CRISTIANO RONALDO AND VERY PROUD OF BEING PORTUGUESE LIKE HIM! YES HE DOES REALLY TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF JUST LIKE A GIRL OR EVEN BETTER! GOOD FOR YOU RONALDO AND KEEP SCORING~

  3. Ella says:

    Thanks, Kickette. I've been so depressed without Cris. We do need more and more of him. (But I also love hearing about Whoreida – she's endless entertainment!)

  4. Avenath says:

    I'm not supposed to like it, but i do…damn you, CRon's thighs!!!!

  5. Manutd84 says:

    OMG!!! I was totally thinking the same thing about Cristano after I saw this photo:

    http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//09…

    He is even getting his own teammates to want him!!!!

  6. Lidoli says:

    Oh Kickette this picture was the icing on the cake for my weekend!!!!

    I miss him sooo much on the pitch!!! Keep those great pictures coming !he is too HOT!

  7. Zatti says:

    it's so sad that he isn't playing…. miss him

  8. HiL says:

    Such a teaser XD

  9. Bitterlemon says:

    How could God give all that beautifulness to just one person?

  10. carly says:

    The other day I saw Nereida protesting in Portugal. She had been paid to be somewhere just for a couple of hours and she thought it was unacceptable that she had to pay for a drink that she hadn't drunk … after receiving a couple of thousand euros.

    It was so sad.

  11. RONALIZA says:

    I miss him so so much i want to see him in the pich again i can't focus in any thing i'm just thinking about him at all the time..when i see him i feel like i'm gonna fly..am i too in love ?

  12. MissEstonia says:

    Wheeew, and I thought I was so over him.

    (I’m so not.)

    His thighs are smoother than mine. I’m jealous. Plus he’s all-around beautiful and, well, yeah. Come back to United already. We all know this whole Madrid thing was really a joke. Wasn’t it??

    • Deanna says:

      Ah, MissE, you took the words right out of my mouth. It's pathetic that I still keep hoping.

      I really want to be able to watch you play again, and I can't do that while you wear that jersey. United don't need you, Crissy, but I do. Miss you loads.

    • Xia says:

      That's because he uses more beauty products than any girl.

      • rooniegurl says:

        so wt at least he luks gud n feel comfortable in his own skin…wen asked if he is vain he says yes a bit so there gt over it- that comment is becoming kind of old

  13. shay says:

    **Sigh** I lurv him, but I think United will win with or without him.