October 9th, 2012

The Abbey Crouch Style Challenge

giles deacon fashion showThe Razz Liverpool peter crouch

Image: Davide Maestri via WWD; FameFlyNet.

This is a tricky one, Kickettes. Here’s Abbey Clancy Crouch out and about on two different occasions, to which we ask: which of these outfits is worse?

stoke city footballer WAG depression counseling services now being offeredCall us old-fashioned, but we prefer that people remember the bottom halves of their outfits when leaving the house. Truly, the Hogan/Katie Grand party in Milan had to have been the worst day of that little pink bag’s short, expensive life.

A fortnight later at the Lomax in Liverpool, Abbey’s boobies bopped along to her brother’s band in the wrong kind of bra, which provided neither support or discretion. Also, her kooky collar complemented her visibly fresh trout pout in a hive-inducing way.

We refuse to fall for the high fashion argument in either instance. As for your sartorial selves?

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10 Responses to “The Abbey Crouch Style Challenge”

  1. sohbet says:

    very blog thanks admin

  2. sohbet says:

    carpet events with custom dresses. This trend was usually reserved for celebrities or royalties, and Wags have joined on this bandwagon because of their highly paid halves. Luxury like this can only happen due to a rich boyfriend.

  3. Lakey says:

    the entire whole left outfit from the Hogan ad. no imagination lol

  4. Rue says:

    Oy Vey! The lips, the clothes the horror!!!
    And you know what i find stunning, after all these wags go through to look "beautiful" i.e. trout pout, boob job, bleached hair etc, their men still cheat on them with the trashy girl at the pub. So maybe its just me but I think that is a clear indication to just be yourself and accept yourself the way you are.

  5. Rachael says:

    She used to be so naturally pretty I just don't get why she is doing this to herself, her mouth looks dreadful.

  6. Loninha - Brasil says:

    what happened in her mouth? For the Love of God does not speak to me that she ended up with her ​​face because of botox!
    His garments are terrible … someone explain to me why women wear the best brands in the world but choose the worst clothes in the world?
    definitely … no no no no!

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  8. AC_USA says:

    Oh dear! I am speechless. In a very bad way!! What a hell woman? What a hell?

  9. Thea says:

    Abbey – I beg you..stop trying so hard!!! Remember the golden rules
    Cover the top half when you show the botton and vice versa.
    Never how your private areas
    Less clothes on on your body show less class in your person
    This is from a F1 Pit girl as well.