October 9th, 2012
The Abbey Crouch Style Challenge
Image: Davide Maestri via WWD; FameFlyNet.
This is a tricky one, Kickettes. Here’s Abbey Clancy Crouch out and about on two different occasions, to which we ask: which of these outfits is worse?
Call us old-fashioned, but we prefer that people remember the bottom halves of their outfits when leaving the house. Truly, the Hogan/Katie Grand party in Milan had to have been the worst day of that little pink bag’s short, expensive life.
A fortnight later at the Lomax in Liverpool, Abbey’s boobies bopped along to her brother’s band in the wrong kind of bra, which provided neither support or discretion. Also, her kooky collar complemented her visibly fresh trout pout in a hive-inducing way.
We refuse to fall for the high fashion argument in either instance. As for your sartorial selves?