November 16th, 2011

The Bocagraphic: A Breakdown Of His Body

Celebrates 100th cap

Thnx @esanchez6 for the tip!

Remember that time, way back when, where we charted Skankocity’s course? That was loads of laughs, right?

Well, there’s finally something better. One that didn’t require us lifting a fancy finger to create.

In honour of Carlos Bocanegra’s 100th cap with the USMNT – which he earned last night versus Slovenia – US Soccer has put us and our charts to shame with their aptly-titled Bocagraphic.

Sure it’s got tons of distracting words in all caps mixed with flashy colours, but you need to rise above that, Kickettes, and appreciate this for what it is: 2.5MB of downloadable Boca Burger art.

Have fun clicking/zooming/screen-grabbing the ‘Goals by Body Part’ section, limb by limb. We sure as hell did.

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14 Responses to “The Bocagraphic: A Breakdown Of His Body”

  1. Catie2838 says:

    This may be the greatest graphic ever.

  2. Sara P says:

    I think I know how we can add more body parts to the "goals per body part" section! It is hard work, but I volunteer. Guess I need to take one for the team! :)

  3. littlegreenpea says:

    the thing I'm mad about is that he's played 10 times in my area and I have not gotten to see one game with him in it!!
    congrats, carlos, you deserve it! :D

  4. xoWinnie says:

    looks like Christmas came early gals…

  5. Hot4Spurs says:

    Wish they had one pointed at the Boca Buns. Congrats on his 100th game for the USA!

  6. YvoYeungGirl says:

    OMG, best use of stats ever! It should be done more and definitely for all F5 and HHoF. It's even more legit because the association put it out there. This is just gorgeously amazing. Should print it out as a poster and keep it all to myself~ He's so fine! (Too bad he's not Canadian, on the other side of the border)

  7. Janet says:

    As I always say when it comes to the Captain America, I want one. Can I please have one? I promise to take good care of it.

  8. spvrp says:

    Damn, US Soccer should make a quarterly magazine featuring nothing but Carlos in every issue. Perhaps they could throw in special guest appearances by fellow US hotties like Stu and Benny.

    • Sara P says:

      Excellent idea!!!

    • April says:

      Definitely approve of some Benny and Stu graphics as well. Too bad neither of them are getting caps right now- supersadface. (One being injured and the other being overlooked for who-knows-why)

  9. thelovehater says:

    I think US Soccer should just sell this but without all the text. Or I could just print it and ask the guy at Kinko’s to enlarge it. Either way…I’ll be in my bunk ;)

  10. Gladys says:

    If only they had taught math to us this way when I was in school. (Damn he is California fine!)

  11. Rachel says:

    Kickette! This is amazing! Just last night I was forcing my roommate to look at my collection of Boca photos that accent different body parts. We are totally on the same page!! This makes my day!

  12. Doug says:

    Handsome devil.