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Apologies for the title… we couldn’t help ourselves.
Much has been made of Cheryl and Ashley Cole’s marriage in the press of late. Did Cheryl ever really get over the sick-making extra curriculars? Would Cheryl really decide not to wear her wedding ring because it “clashed” with her outfit? And most importantly, does anyone care?
Many, many questions.
But judging by this pic of the two out at the Children in Need concert, we think it’s time for a little photo analysis:
Image via Rex Features
Try to get past Cheryl’s Croydon facelift and take a gander at her “bitch, please” expression.
At what stage in the long-term relationship game do you think the Coles are at?
We’re going with still sharing a communal bed, but not meal times. Day to day life involves many eye-rolls, deep sighs and text messages to mates about what a jackass/jackassette the other half is being.
Other potential long-term relationship stages: couch surfing; high levels of internet porn usage; ready to renew their vows and planning a second ceremony; holding out until the PR machine can come up with a good angle; blissfully happy.
Side note: Cheryl wearing Richard Nicol on the X Factor over the weekend. Would you?
Why would Ashley be jealous of Cheryl?? He still makes more money than her and despite what the press drums up about him, there are people out there that still like him. The only reason I like him just a tab bit more than her is that he doesn’t blab all over the press about any and everything like she does. Ashley is a good looking lad. I’m sure once he dumps her(because I feel she is probably too needy to dump him) he’ll go on and find a nice girl who is not so far up her own a*** like Cheryl. And he can get someone far prettier with an accent that people understand.