April 23rd, 2010

The F5 Vote: Fernando Torres v. Cristiano Ronaldo

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Some may consider this dual the “grandaddy of them all”. We call this “last call for alcohol”.

There’s only five spots and one of them simply can’t make the cut. By now you know the rules, so click through to hear our thoughts and then be sure to leave us your own.


For three long, strenuous years, Torres has protested his F5 placement via (some damn fine) pouts.

We get that 98% of readers would argue Fernando’s 3-year wait for F5 recognition is punishment enough.

But although he may be made of angel, his coiff has always been, and still is, made of dealbreaking bleached straw. At one point this year, even high-ranking officials of the “Torres for F5 Brigade” found themselves frantically searching for photographic evidence to disprove the Guti-morphing theory.

However. There has never been another man who has made our ovaries self-detonate like Fer has. His ability to bitch-face is rivaled only by David Villa and (possibly Zahara). The freckles. (Oh, the freckles!) He may be the perennial shy guy, but he’s got a wicked sense of humour. He looks sexy when wet. He says lovely things about the city he lives in.

Really: How on earth can there be a list of the top hottest footballers without Fernando Torres?

Cristiano Ronaldo Abs


Initially, we weren’t sure if we were ready to put C-Ron back on the F5 list. The after-effects of whatsherface were powerful and deadly. He has many fashion-challenged moments that burn with the fire of a thousand suns.

Then we saw the Armani snaps.

No, we may not always (ever) approve of his single-man choices, but we know this: we would happily, and quite shamelessly join that queue. It’s Cristiano Ronaldo. Take a number, pop a mint, and do some stretching exercises while you wait.

Cristiano’s on-pitch talent is very well-recognized. So are his abs. And we could ID that lickable hip dip from a lineup. Like his above competitor, C-Ron has had some hair issues. And he also can be cute on camera. He also holds the accolade of looking the best anyone on this planet can possibly look when wet.

Which begs the question: what kind of shite list would this be without Ronaldo?

Over to you, Kickettes!

Voting (which is via the poll below) will be open until 5am GMT/Midnight EST on Friday, 23 April; Only one of the footballers in each offered pairing will be included in the Finest Five 4.0 list; The new Finest Five list will be revealed on Monday the 26th. Inappropriate comments will be deleted.


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264 Responses to “The F5 Vote: Fernando Torres v. Cristiano Ronaldo”


    torres and ronaldo both of them just not messi please………

  2. rose says:

    cristiano for sure just look at him he is for sure the sexiest and the hottest man i've ever seen

  3. daisy123 says:

    torres!!!! the best

  4. fernando torres <3

  5. may says:

    definitely Fernando!!!! really got to love the freckles….. plus…..CR reminds me of some girl when he pouts and he's a crybaby ….and plus he has a lovely personality….

  6. eatmyboost says:

    Don’t really fancy either of ‘em but of the two, Nando.

  7. raley says:

    I despise all things McGreasy.

    Fernando Torres is top class in all things. This was an easy vote.

  8. RedRon says:

    I mean Nando- seriously??? No contest…CR has the hottest bod ever & those "come to bed" eyes & the most kissable lips ever….help my imagination is running wild with wot i can do with him….CR wins hands down!!!!!!!

  9. Mimi says:

    Cristiano for sure without any hesitation

  10. Ghazal says:

    definitely Cristiano Ronaldo!:x

    he is always the best…:x

  11. English man says:

    nando of cos.

  12. Lex says:

    This is the easiest one yet, Kickette. Ronaldo is icky.

  13. aps says:

    OMG This is cruelty making us choose between these two! I love them both but i’m going to give the edge to CR.

  14. hp says:

    In terms of physique- C Ronaldo, when he's not a giant oompa loompa.

    However, Torres in terms of hair, his golden locks causes fan girliness.

  15. aristeia says:

    Gee. I’m not sure.

    Hahahahaha, I’m funny. Fernando José Torres Sanz, the bringer of sunshine, the freckled wonder… it’s gotta be you. <3

  16. c9 says:


  17. Kahlen says:

    awww I love both of them!!! Cristiano is one of my favorite players, but I rather love Nando as well. It was a toughie, but I voted for Nando even though I adore Cristiano. ;)

  18. caitanya says:

    No contest: El Niño. I could care less about this ovary bursting talk. He is just much cuter and much classier than our dear dumb-as-a-stone CR (god bless his heart anyhow).

    • Susie says:

      Dumb as a stone?

      Considering CR raised himself out of poverty to become one of the top footballers around the world, I think he derves a tad bit more credit than that.

  19. nandos4ever says:


  20. Key says:

    God! of COURSE NANDO!! He is the best!! just take a look at his freckles *sigh*, he is smart, cares about people, has a lovely bby girl, he’s body is P-E-R-F-E-C-T AND………………………………… CRgay can be decribed in one simple word…EW!

  21. livv4footy says:

    KICKETTE? WTF? are you for real this time…i mean reaally? Nando vs Cristiano???? argh, i have no idea what to do.
    nando= sweet, charming, adorable attitude, countless freckles.
    but, theres olalla. nothing against her but omg, she’s married to nando; therefore taking him off the singles market. :(

    cristiano= OMGOMG, CRISTIANO RONALDO, sexy as can be, insane bod, insane person (just a bit) :P but the abs, hip dips, EVERYTHING, even the euro-mullet. which i love.
    buut, there’s whats-her-face/pHilton, that “fat” chick, and kim kardashian.


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  24. Samiha says:


  25. rubyqueen19 says:

    I WANT A F66666666666666666666…PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE..i cant choose between my two faveorite men.!!!!!!!!!!!im gonna need a few vodka,s to decide..

  26. IM says:

    Both!!!!!! Im assuming we can do that, and accept tha fact, that they both deserve to be up there… CR first, but both!

  27. juventina says:

    EASIEST CHOICE (next to Marco ;) )! NANDO NANDO NANDO!! YUUUUUM!! I don’t even know how this could be a competition!!! NO C-Ron please and thanks :)

  28. EilidhTorres says:


  29. Tereza/Brasil says:

    You people keep saying that Torres is cute,but he is so feminine,that he look’s one of those blondie bitchies that Cristiano Ronaldo bang’s

  30. Mariana says:

    I like MEN, not pubescent girls….so my vote is for Cristiano Ronaldo!!!! LOL!

  31. NandosGirl says:

    Nando!!! :)

  32. clau pique says:

    fernando 4e!!!

  33. livergirl88 says:

    argh…this is EVIL!!!

  34. Simone says:

    Easy. Nando. Anyone x CR = Anyone.

  35. Lotte says:

    Fernando Torres! There is no competition!

  36. Helena says:

    Ok, although I think Ronaldo has the best body he is SUCH a man-whore!
    & in a few of them armani shots he looks like sooooooo girlish.

    Torres all the way, hes so damn cute and pulls the best bitchfacedpouty faces evar.


  37. Nikki says:


  38. julia says:

    NANDO ALL THE WAY! Easiest of the week, even though I love C-ron…but Nando will always be my number 1.

  39. Kleon says:

    Torres, Torres, Torres and… wait uh.. Torres =D
    (very easy decision)

  40. rachaelv13 says:

    There is no question about it…. I've loved him since the first time I saw him and I will love him forever. Hands down, no 2nd thought, Cristiano all the way. I don't care if his hair is bad sometimes, if he's arrogant (that sometimes just makes him hotter for some unknown reason) or about the quality of girls he may or may not be banging. He is the finest. EVER. At least in my book anyway :) I may not always agree with some of the things he does, whether on the pitch or off, but when it comes to the hot scale, no one can even touch him.

    Torres is cute, but he just doesn't do it for me.

  41. ElNino9 says:

    Easiest decision all week – TORRES all the way! :)
    If anyone deserves their place in this list, it’s him! Hopefully justice will be done.
    I honestly don’t know how anyone could pick C-Ron over Torres – Torres is just an amazing overall guy!

  42. Ana;) says:

    Nando all the way CR is soooo big headed! Erghh!! Go Nando!!

  43. Paris says:

    torres has earnt his place in the f5 as the founder of Fernando Torres for finest 5 group I say he is more than ready to become a part of the elite come on Kickette what more can we do. My opinion of the perfect F5 goes A little like this:


    From Paris :)

  44. bam says:

    Whilst I think Ronaldo has more of the basics that I find attractive, a nicer body overall, darker features/hair etc…there is just something about him I find deeply unappealing so Fernando won out in the end.

  45. Alisha says:


  46. Venice says:

    I’m having a permanent problem with Nando’s hair, but I’m also having a permanent problem with CRon’s everything. There’s no doubt for me, Nando wins here.

    • Jo says:

      I'm in the reverse situation. I'm rarely happy with Cris' hair but the rest works for me. Nando – no to the package. So my vote has to go to Cris.

  47. balicious8 says:

    THE easiest of the week! I vote NANDO, of course. There is no comparison…please ( it's just me cuz maybe for many girls must be hard to vote) Nando has not 'The body' like C.Ronaldo but definitely his personality and the good.looking is 1000x better.

  48. Emily (Giggsy's Gal) says:

    How is this even a contest?! Cristiano wins by a mile. By a universe. His body is ridiculously amazing, no matter what club he plays for.

  49. XanJie says:

    Oh Fernando, how long we have waited. Even if you torture us with your bad decisions about hair, Cristiano is diving scum and I could never vote for him for anything. Unless he was nominated for some sort of award involving banging the most Roman whores.

    EL NINO!

    • eyes_on_nando says:

      so true! ronaldo is horrible, he's greasy, and he's a cheat. whereas fer is just hands down the finest looking and most amazing footballer on the planet. no real contest here!

  50. doli says:

    I've never seen Torres before, but I cannot vote for Ronaldo. I was able to forgive him for the hooker incidents, the relationship with whatsherface and even gay rumors between him and Kaka.

    But dating Kim Kardashian!?! NO! Especially after he already shagged her former friend. Kim is everything I despise about being a woman, constantly requesting attention, promoting that unhealthy weight loss pill, being famous for a tap!

    Sorry Ronaldo unless you deny these reports yourself I cannot have feelings for you! And I just read that you are brining Kim to the World Cup in South Africa? WTF?

    • Rosey says:

      Oh that is a bunch of horse shit. There is no proof they are dating at all or even met. Tabloids just make shit up to keep it going. She isn’t going to the WC or I’m Santa Claus.

      • doli says:

        YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ATTENTION CRAVED KIM KARDASHIAN IS!! After finding out about Euro football players and their checks she had to date the most famous.

        CR is a very talented football player but he needs to work on his personal life; i.e. his enormous ego and his desire for slutty women who are willing to sleep with him.

        The relationship might be a rumor, but I wouldn’t be supprised if Kim Kardashian would somehow force herself on him by having sex on the first night. Haven’t you noticed she’s been in the news 24/7 since the rumor first came out?


  51. Homeskillet17 says:

    i’ve never understood the iker obsession….the man is boring….

    • Pos918 says:

      Completely agree with you, I can’t find his appeal for the life of me. Very plain looking

  52. Ali says:

    ….where’s David Villa?

  53. Jo says:

    Besides, as an addition to my other comment, it’s not like you don’t know that this is what will make dozens of girls go on about ‘stabbing out their eyes’ and the like and that Fernanda’s going to win :/

  54. Trista Jade says:

    Oy vey, Kickette….

    Okay, I’m just going to say it. I agree with all the Nando ladies. Really, I do. I have such a soft spot in my heart for him and his freckles…
    With that being typed…Cristiano just does something for me that makes me a puddle on the floor. I don’t know if it’s the skills on the pitch, the Armani pics, the cuts in his hips, those eyes or those abs… I just am gone.
    Yes, I realize what kind of girl this makes me, but I can’t find a bit of me that gives a damn…

    And I’m very surprised that C-Ron is in contention. I honest to God got up this morning and expected to see Iker and Nando…. :)

  55. Jo says:

    Oh, what a poor move from you to put those two into one round. It’s like you didn’t have any better ideas… No offence but, I’m kind of disappointed :/

  56. Mrs.Levine says:

    What happened to IKER?????? He is GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Ali says:

      AND PIQUE.

      • senora ramos says:

        and sergio. really spanish nt should be in the F5

        • Chitalin says:


          Even little Xavi has a place in my heart.

          (the second stringers are quite pretty too…)

          • senora ramos says:

            sigh, xavi. and jesus navas. actually even puyol has something about him. i think i need to go to rehab over these boys

            • senora ramos says:

              although the puyol thing is mainly those shoulders and arms

            • Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

              Ha ha ha, Ramos, you dont need to go to rehab….. U need to go to Spain! ;)

              • senora ramos says:

                i know, right?! damn i was born in the wrong country. one day it'll happen. i'll probably be 40 and feel like a cradle robber by the time it happens though :( lol

                • senora ramos says:

                  not that 40 is old!! it's just you don't have many players that are that old. i already feel like a cradle robber at 27 with the real madrid guys! lol!

                  • Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

                    Girl, U still young!!! When i look at these spanish guys i feel the same, like i was born in the wrong country…. Well, atleast i have them in my country for a month…. Now i must plan on what to do in that month!!!

                    • MrsNesta says:

                      Just had a thought, hopefully they might want to represent their country for the London 2012 Olympics!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                    • Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

                      Who says that a woman cant be atleast 5 years older than a guy…. because society has brought us up in such a way we tend to think thats the only option. Woman nowadays take really good care of themselves. I dont see such a age difference should matter if its more then it can be a problem. As long as the couple is surrounded by love it shouldnt really matter…. there i just came up with a good enough reason for you to not feel guilty about your fantasies!!! :)

                    • Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

                      Who Mrsnesta? the spanish NT…. @Ramos, i guess Taylor's body makes up for his age… which makes him look older…. But Im a Robert P girl. I want to say, "Bite me" …. lol.

                    • MrsNesta says:

                      Yeah the Spanish NT and the Italian NT :) and any other hot ballers lol

                    • senora ramos says:

                      yes you will. i suggest fangirling out when you’re off duty!! :D unforunately by the time the wc comes back here ::crossesfingers:: in 2018 or 2022, none of our lovelies will be there anymore :(

                      i know i’m still young. but the median age of my team is like 24-25. at least the nt has some older statesmen.

                    • senora ramos says:

                      lol! thanks trisha! and sergio’s 24, so it works out (as long as my hubby doesn’t mind). now if i come here next year talking about canales (which i wouldn’t b/c he’s not cute), just go ahead and call me out as a cradle robber. he’s like 19 or 20. once their younger than your baby brother, you can’t crush on them anymore (taylor lautner is excluded from that, though)

                    • MrsNesta says:

                      oh yeh and I’ll have both twilight guys thanks :)

                • Emma says:

                  I feel your pain! I was DEF born in the wrong country and am trying to make my way to Spain :) Something about those Spaniards…can’t help it! Puyol, Cesc, Xabi, Xavi, Villa, Silva…can’t wait till the world cup when they all get to frolick together! Hopefully shirtless…and wet…ok I need to stop..

                  • MrsNesta says:

                    Oh to be in their changing room :) :)

                    • Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

                      All i can say to that is…. we can only wish that certain miracles would materialize…lol

                    • senora ramos says:

                      ::fansself:: omg girls. who’s coming meet me in mexico in aug?! i am seriously going to have to work on the hubby for that friendly. why isn’t the wc here yet ::tempertantrum::

                  • Trisha (Mrs Iker Casillas) says:

                    Oh Emma, yeah i would stop at the wet too! lmao….

            • Lotte says:

              Dont forget about Victor Valdes. He is hot. And Spanish.

              • Emma says:

                Oh I hope Valdes finally gets called up to the national team! He won 6 titles with Barca last year, he’s beautiful, he has a cute kid! What does else he have to do?! Sheesh!!

                • Winnie says:

                  he's been called,

                  but he chooses to represent Catalonia.

                  • Emma says:

                    They can rep both because Catalunya is not officially recognized by FIFA (hence all of the matches they play are called ‘friendlies’) Puyol, Cesc, Xavi, Bojan and some other play for Catalunya as well as La Furia.

            • Kleon says:

              I agree abour navas!! Kickette universe must know him (and his amazing eyes)

        • Winnie says:

          YES!–I MEAN NO!



          HE DESERVES TO BE ON F5! :(

          :'( waaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

  57. Megan says:

    Nando! Whooo

    He better be number one kickette ;]

  58. MancGirl says:

    Just been looking through the comments – why do so many people like Ronaldo?!

    I hope Torres wins this…for the sake of humanity!

    • juventina says:

      "for the sake of humanity" LOLOLOL!! AMEN SISTER!! I don't get the obsession either!

  59. missbubbles says:

    Mr. Freckles all the way!!!!!

  60. Beth says:

    Has to be Torres all cute and innocent etc. An important question though, where is IKER?

  61. Homeskillet17 says:

    naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! obviously! crusty can take hike :P

  62. Sam says:

    Nando all the way. Hello… *rolls eyes*

  63. beth says:

    well this is easy.
    i’d pick anyone over ronaldo.
    sooooo much grease.

  64. AC says:

    I love both of these fellas. Cristiano = super hot. Fernando = super cute. Truthfully, they both deserve the honour but I voted for Torres because I don't believe *he* thinks he's all that special in the looks department. It makes me feel better to imagine that this (potential) breakthrough could make a big enough splash on the net that word might reach him that he's finally made the cut, thereby giving him a bit of a lift, which I'm sure he could use right now. ;-)

  65. Linda (Gooner till I die) says:

    Torres, of course. At least he doesn’t look like a tranny. (OK, most of the time)

    • Stephanie says:

      i'm sorry but did you just try to imply that NANDO does not look like a tranny? good god, the man looks more like a woman than anyone

      • suzie says:

        lol a tranny is a guy trying to look like a women, Nando looks like he just skipped the guy part and looks like a women. (sorry Nando I love you and all but you do look like a girl…..a very pretty one but still a girl)

  66. Rosey says:

    Torres is a cutie and kinda looks like he could be a professional surfer or snowboarder but CRon is FINE!! That body is just too much. Even though he will never wash off the stain that is Whatserfacebucktooth, he is still mighty fine. But Lashes better be #1 is all I have to say :)

  67. M. says:

    Seriously, this poll is an offense. How can someone choose Torres over Cristiano is just ridiculous. Or need eyes (and other body parts!) checked!

  68. shay says:

    While Nando is a cutie patootie to think he resides anywhere near CRon in Fineville is just silly. He lives out in the suburbs and Cris has a high-rise condo right in the middle of town!

  69. Jemima says:

    definately nando:)
    im pretty sure cesc won yesterdays, and if fernando wins today my two favourites will both be in the f5 :D

  70. Solina says:

    Nando all the way!

  71. cymraeg_ddraig says:

    Fernando because he looks better wet, Ronaldos not my thing. Why no Iker???

  72. Katie says:

    No contest, Nando all the way! Ronaldo makes me want to stab my eyes out with a mascara wand.

  73. Michi says:

    WTF???? Who is responsible for it??
    They just habe to be in the F5! BOTH!!!!!
    That’s just not fair… lets kick some other guy out… PLEASE!!!

    vote for cris… because… äh… i see this armani pic every day when i go out to school…

  74. sounderslove says:

    I’m curious now: with Iker gone *sob* who will get the top spot?

    (Cesc please)

  75. HiL says:

    Haha, the results should be interesting ;]

  76. Zo.acm says:

    NANDOOOOOO ALL THE WAY!!! His time is NOW. If he doesn’t win, I’m going to go off football. I’ll try anyway.
    FTW- FT’s Freckles, and his bitch facing, and his baby, and his kooky ads, and his adorable smile, and his accent, and his pouting, and his goal scoring, and even his hair. To me, he is perfect.

  77. neda says:

    How could Pique not be on the F5 list???????? First we have to choose between yoann + niko and now no pique. That hurts kickette. i need some comfort in the form of chocolate and champs

  78. Katta says:

    Thats a hard one… But I read most of you voted Nando so I voted Cris now… So hard… Sorry El Nino, hope you’ll forgive me babes

  79. Louise says:

    So the battle of the chronically bad hair? Meh.

    This isn’t doing it for me. I want Iker (and he’s too young for the HOF).

    If Xabi doesn’t make it, I’ve got nothing on this list.

  80. embee says:

    holy shiz, this is the hardest one yet, but I think Cristiano maybe should be in the Hall of Fame soon…. so I say FERNANDO TORRES!! Beautiful, sweet, lovely, just everything *swoon*

  81. moomin1314 says:

    Well I’m abstaining.

    Neither of them do it for me and Ronaldo makes me feel physically sick and repulsed whenever I look at him. Can’t believe that Niko Kranjcar will probably not make the Finest 5 list for a greasy mullet haired spoilt brat and a man who looks like a girl with a bad bleach job. If I had to vote with a gun to my head it would be Torres

  82. Anon says:

    gotta feel for the torres fans…i'll put in a vote for torres 'cause his fans don't have much to cheer about. ronaldo can always cradle his shiny WPOTY trophy to sleep if he doesn't win this poll!

  83. bitterlemon says:

    Fernando by protest vote. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE (or used to anyway) Cristiano, but that whole karda…can’t even bring myself to type it’s name….has left a VERY dirty taste in my being. Fernando for the win!

  84. Susie says:

    Lookwise, neither is my type but my vote would have to go to Cristiano as I love him as a footballer and think he's a good person. Something about Torres has always annoyed me and I cant understand why anyone finds him attractive. Damaged skin and badly peroxided hair is all I see…Spain has a gorgeous squad, Nando's spot should be given to someone more deserving.

  85. senora ramos says:

    no sergio. :(

    gah, 2 people i could care less about. guess i’ll go with cris

    • senora ramos says:

      molly, breathe love. we'll get through no iker and sergio

      • Molly says:

        I am so upset!!!! I thought I prepared myself for no Iker in the F5 but I guess I haven't :( :( :( :( !! Atleast you are here for me and know what I am going through!!

        I will vote for who you want me too but just not right now I have to get over there being no Iker in the F5…so just tell me how you want me to vote and I will vote for that person after I have calmed :( :( :( :( !

    • senora ramos says:

      more evidence of why sergio should’ve been a contender:

      how can you deny him? ::sobs:: it’s ok gitano, you’re #1 in my heart. ::flysofftomadridtostalk::

      • MrsNesta says:

        Meet you in Madrid for that *ahem* conference and a big thank you for all the Sergio links, he should definitely have a place on F5, for being gorgeous on the inside and out (and btw I love his fashion sense and Iker's it makes them who they are) :)

        • senora ramos says:

          you're welcome :D just have to spread the ramos love.

          when i see some of sergio's more, how shall i say, "special" outfits, i just thank god he's not guti! lol! he wouldn't be el ramos without the fashion mishaps. and i love him all the more for them.

      • Kahlen says:

        aww I am bummed as well that Sergio did not make the cut. But it's ok because we all know how beautiful he is on the outside and the inside. He's one of my total faves. ;)

  86. ally says:

    why no pique :(

  87. p4ng says:

    - Ro(cryinggirlydivershit)naldo is made of plastic and hairspray. *ugghh*

    Fernando ♥

  88. Anni says:

    I'm afraid of catching an STD just from looking at Cris, so I'm gonna go with Nando on this one…

  89. E says:

    Torres????? Really??? no competition, Ronaldo all the way.

  90. GothamGunner says:

    I dont' want to like Ronaldo, but I can't help it.

  91. abril says:

    Torres is adorable and hot too, but Cristiano all the way ;)

  92. footbalista says:

    WOW nice grand finale, Kickette!!

    RONALDO <3333

  93. Elle says:

    no iker? this post is irrelevant.

    I voted for Cris. I don't get the nando love. He looks like a woman and yes, I actually got him mistaken by a woman.

    • E says:

      Totally agree, did you see the promo pictures for the new Liverpool Jersey totally overdid the lippy and blusher. Can stand the sight of him/her (whatever it is)

  94. Tula says:

    Meh, not crazy about either of them tbh, but i voted Nando (even though he REALLY needs to do something about the hair) because Crissy's a human greaseball. Would have liked some Dahveeed Viiiya ;)

  95. Tereza/Brasil says:

    1.Cristiano Ronaldo-GORGEOUS

    2.Cristiano Ronaldo-HOT

    3.Cristiano Ronaldo-BEAUTIFUL

    4.Cristiano Ronaldo-SEXY

    5.Cristiano Ronaldo-JUST PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  96. pinkrosebloom says:

    Homely little farm girl, or Cristiano Ronaldo of the amazing abs, banging body, cheeky grin… I could go on, but seriously -how is this even a debateable issue.

  97. Anon says:

    seriously – fernando? he shouldn't be anywhere near the F5! he looks like a girl and there's just nothing sexy about him. his freckles and bleached hair makes him look like a 16 year old (female) surfer. voted for ronaldo.

  98. Pos918 says:

    They are both hot, but Cristiano is hotter. Also the fact that Fernando is married with a kid kinda takes away from his hotness for me.

  99. Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

    Oh man, think im gonna go on a "go slow" here with the voting…. no, Iker!!! This is bad….Im really missing my baby ….. and what about Villa!!!

  100. sharan says:

    NO FAIR!!! kickette, your such a tease!!!

  101. GuapaBS6 says:

    My vote goes to Nando cause his freckles win over C.Ronaldo's greasy hair lol…but Kickette can you please include in the F5 some Barca love, like Pique :)

  102. sunny says:

    both are overrated

  103. MrsYoann says:

    Surprised there is no Pique!

    • lulu says:

      Oh my gosh neither there is I totally forgot about him there! :O

      now im very unhappy :(

      • Chitalin says:

        Pique is my love. I like him better w/o the full beard just a bit of fluff is when he looks best.

  104. torreslovin says:

    most difficult decision on here…Torres takes the win tho

  105. LuvinBale says:

    OH Kickette- you definitely got my head spinning on this one.

    On one hand you have Torres who's freckles are the end all be all of cuteness/sexiness. The bubba and daddy photos make me weak in the knees. And the Bitchfaces- oh lord help me!- the bitchface this man gives is top shelf!

    Then there's CR. All I can say is that body should be illegal it's so FINE! Someone put him on a plate I would lick

    it clean! *fans herself* that being said he is King Skank. I wouldnt touch "it" with someone elses va-jay-jay.

    this is going to be a hard one for me. Must go and meditate on this one and by meditate I mean drink a bottle of wine and eat a bag of chips.

  106. MrsYoann says:

    OK. Lets NOT have RONALDO in the same list as CESC and YOANN! God women.

  107. lorena_chanel says:

    This is like choosing between BAGS VS HEELS!!! C'MON KICKETTES WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL :-( I know that there is no place for bouth,but… Maybe you can make like top 10! So there can be place for CR! and Fernando! :-( and Iker,Sergio,Walcott… ooh well i will stick to the game rules-sooo i will chose my Cristiano :-D i like Torres(the hair,the eyes,smile,frackles,Spanish…) but there is just one CR!!!

  108. Liz says:

    Torres, I really dont find Ronaldo attractive in the slightest!

  109. beri says:

    Damn you Kickette…this one was sooooo hard! *pout*

    Yes, I like that freckled face cutie Fernando, but my vote went to CRon…because he's so yummy!

    Ok….I need a dirty martini!

  110. Jessi says:

    could we make a sexy 6 to keep them both?

  111. ruby80 says:

    C.Ron all the way, but I don't see him winning here as for some inexplicable reason it seems that Torres is attractive to some people. Some things I will never understand.

    I've resigned myself to the fact that this is shaping up to be the least attractive F5 in history, but as long as Yoann's no.1 I think I can deal with it ;-)

  112. AlianzaLima says:

    this is so hard because I don't want to vote for either one.. C) Lisandro Lopes

  113. I'm thinking that this voting thing would be a lot more fun with the comments disabled, Kickette.

    • tammyv says:

      Yeah, except it would totally not be nearly as much fun.

      F5 debating, or bloodletting is a Kickette tradition

    • Jo says:

      Ah, but the desperate attempts to sway the neutrals are part of the fun in any vote.

    • Molly says:

      Why??? The greatest part of the voting is the craziness that unfolds. Trust me on this because I am one of the crazies lolololol!! :) !

  114. Ella says:


  115. Dii says:

    Nando all the way. I simply can't stand Ronaldo and well, Nando is my all time favorite. <3

  116. It's a hard choice Kickette! But I think take Nando wins this, just because he doesnt seem so Eurotrash as C-Ron. :D

  117. lulu says:


    I don't like EITHER of them !! :(

    don't know who to pick

    • sounderslove says:

      jump on the bandwagon and pick Fernando. :P

      • lulu says:

        After a long hard think I have decided to pick fernando,

        hes spanish, has cute freckles and i think after a long time he deserves a spot on the F5 :D

    • Stiliani says:

      Noooo! Vote for Cristiano Ronaldo!! Just think of the body….and he's single! Voting for Nando is like voting for your freckly kid brother….who's already married! LOL!

    • snowy says:

      Me neither – give me Cesc or Tim Cahill any day! Anyway, I voted for CRon, for his entertainment factor and imagining the armani photos without the pouting face on top.

  118. J. says:

    ahah so many haters! To put Cristiano next to this girl must be a joke. CRISTIANO=abs+hip dip+smile=SEX GOD!

  119. p4ng says:


    This must be the most easy choice in my life.


  120. DutchGooner says:

    O.M.G LIKE NANDO DUHHHHHH!!! HIM AND HIS SEXY SELF should defo be in the list :)

    Ive been nagging for months (which by the way has fallen on deaf ears loolz) that my BOO Nando should be in the F5 and fingers crossed he will…

  121. Baby Freya says:

    CRUEL! Cruel, cruel thing to do Kickette! In my eyes they both warrant a place but simply because Cristiano has already been on the F5, I have voted for Nando because he deserves his chance…and maybe it will be the incentive he needs to get a decent hair cut.

  122. sounderslove says:

    Right, well Cristiano makes me literally want to puke every time I look at him. So Fernando it is, because I love him way more than I should and he has been waiting far too long for his spot on this list.

  123. wanniemelon says:


    HOW you can EVEN put these two side by side is beyond me.

    my poor nando probably has three STDs already just from being photo-fused with that spit of a human being. the pic makes me nauseous as well.

    no comparison, no contest.

    (ps- still love you kickette xoxo)

  124. carly says:

    hahahaha This should be explosive.

    I could easily live with a F5 list without either of them, but I don't want the girly looking one to win.

  125. JB says:

    Clearly Nando. Freckles will rule the day! Ronaldo makes me cringe.

  126. Torillas says:

    Tssh. Easy question. Nando, obviously. <3

  127. Erin says:

    Oh lord, there's no contest here. The greasy one can't touch Torres.

  128. cutecurls says:

    Are you kidding me? Nando all the way. Kickette practically handed him the spot in the F5.

  129. suzie says:

    This ones easy, it has to be Fernando for me.

  130. melissa says:

    NANDOOOOOOOO!!!! Seriously, not even a contest!!

  131. mamaly says:


  132. Molly says:

    OMG where is Iker??!?! :( !!!!!! *crying*!!

    • MrsNesta says:

      He has to be going to HOT H.O.F which they will announce shortly………wont you kickette?????? *passes a tissue and a glass of wine* IF he is not going there then OBC just got activated but may have to have an IA meeting first! :)

      • Molly says:

        I hope so!!! :( And I think I need a IA meeting followed by throwing a black cat on Pasta :) !

        • Molly says:

          And I think I just drank all the wine and used up all the tissue…so we may need more :( !

          • MrsNesta says:

            *sparks open another bottle* If he joins HOT H.O.F he will be there permanently and we wont have to worry about him not making the list :) . Sorry I have eaten all the chocolate and will pop out and get some more (and hopefully wont eat it on way back).

            • MrsNesta says:

              Realised I hadn’t offered you my chocolate but had been stuffing my face while passing you a tissue lol

            • Trisha (Mrs Iker Casillas) says:

              Hey guys, where’s my wine and chocs or should i just sit with the bottle of tequila!!! Hope the rumours of Iker going to H.O.F is true… :)

              • MrsNesta says:

                I'll have some of your tequila and of course you can share my chocolate, wouldn't be an Iker moment without you :)

              • senora ramos says:

                aww, trisha, you’ve been working so hard that we accidentally left you out. ::makingmargaritastomakeupforit::

                seriously girls, we need a shopping list of alcohol for the unveiling of iker in the F5 ::fingerscrossed::

                • Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

                  Thats okay… as long as you guys were having fun… lol. We need lots of alcohol. I feel depressed! Think im gonna take it out on pasta sauce!!! ;)

                  • Molly says:

                    Ok I am back lololol :) . Trisha I feel your pain!! :( !! But Iker is reportedly going to be in the HOT HOF :) and as MrsNesta pointed out he will have a permanent home there :) !! Now here is some wine to take the pain away and a ((((hug)))).

                    • Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

                      Yeah, i kind of guessed that cos really he was on the F5 for so long and it wouldnt be far not to have him there! That would be soooo nasty!

                      It seems we all miss him. :)

                    • Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

                      Oh thanks for the wine and hug …. *smiles and returns hug*

    • Molly says:

      Thanks alot Kickette for ruining the rest of my day :( !!!!!!

  133. imhereforthenando says:

    You know my position, Kickette: my heart and loins will always belong to Fernando. End of story.