April 23rd, 2010
The F5 Vote: Fernando Torres v. Cristiano Ronaldo
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Some may consider this dual the “grandaddy of them all”. We call this “last call for alcohol”.
There’s only five spots and one of them simply can’t make the cut. By now you know the rules, so click through to hear our thoughts and then be sure to leave us your own.
FERNANDO TORRES, LIVERPOOL
For three long, strenuous years, Torres has protested his F5 placement via (some damn fine) pouts.
We get that 98% of readers would argue Fernando’s 3-year wait for F5 recognition is punishment enough.
But although he may be made of angel, his coiff has always been, and still is, made of dealbreaking bleached straw. At one point this year, even high-ranking officials of the “Torres for F5 Brigade” found themselves frantically searching for photographic evidence to disprove the Guti-morphing theory.
However. There has never been another man who has made our ovaries self-detonate like Fer has. His ability to bitch-face is rivaled only by David Villa and (possibly Zahara). The freckles. (Oh, the freckles!) He may be the perennial shy guy, but he’s got a wicked sense of humour. He looks sexy when wet. He says lovely things about the city he lives in.
Really: How on earth can there be a list of the top hottest footballers without Fernando Torres?
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CRISTIANO RONALDO, REAL MADRID
Initially, we weren’t sure if we were ready to put C-Ron back on the F5 list. The after-effects of whatsherface were powerful and deadly. He has many fashion-challenged moments that burn with the fire of a thousand suns.
No, we may not always (ever) approve of his single-man choices, but we know this: we would happily, and quite shamelessly join that queue. It’s Cristiano Ronaldo. Take a number, pop a mint, and do some stretching exercises while you wait.
Cristiano’s on-pitch talent is very well-recognized. So are his abs. And we could ID that lickable hip dip from a lineup. Like his above competitor, C-Ron has had some hair issues. And he also can be cute on camera. He also holds the accolade of looking the best anyone on this planet can possibly look when wet.
Which begs the question: what kind of shite list would this be without Ronaldo?
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Over to you, Kickettes!
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Voting (which is via the poll below) will be open until 5am GMT/Midnight EST on Friday, 23 April; Only one of the footballers in each offered pairing will be included in the Finest Five 4.0 list; The new Finest Five list will be revealed on Monday the 26th. Inappropriate comments will be deleted.
COMMENTS & VOTING ARE NOW CLOSED
torres and ronaldo both of them just not messi please………
cristiano for sure just look at him he is for sure the sexiest and the hottest man i've ever seen
torres!!!! the best
C.Ronaldo is the best
fernando torres <3
definitely Fernando!!!! really got to love the freckles….. plus…..CR reminds me of some girl when he pouts and he's a crybaby ….and plus he has a lovely personality….
Don’t really fancy either of ‘em but of the two, Nando.
I despise all things McGreasy.
Fernando Torres is top class in all things. This was an easy vote.
I mean Nando- seriously??? No contest…CR has the hottest bod ever & those "come to bed" eyes & the most kissable lips ever….help my imagination is running wild with wot i can do with him….CR wins hands down!!!!!!!
Cristiano for sure without any hesitation
definitely Cristiano Ronaldo!:x
he is always the best…:x
nando of cos.
This is the easiest one yet, Kickette. Ronaldo is icky.
OMG This is cruelty making us choose between these two! I love them both but i’m going to give the edge to CR.
In terms of physique- C Ronaldo, when he's not a giant oompa loompa.
However, Torres in terms of hair, his golden locks causes fan girliness.
Gee. I’m not sure.
Hahahahaha, I’m funny. Fernando José Torres Sanz, the bringer of sunshine, the freckled wonder… it’s gotta be you. <3
Cristiano!
awww I love both of them!!! Cristiano is one of my favorite players, but I rather love Nando as well. It was a toughie, but I voted for Nando even though I adore Cristiano.
No contest: El Niño. I could care less about this ovary bursting talk. He is just much cuter and much classier than our dear dumb-as-a-stone CR (god bless his heart anyhow).
Dumb as a stone?
Considering CR raised himself out of poverty to become one of the top footballers around the world, I think he derves a tad bit more credit than that.
*deserves
NANDOOO!!!! THERE IS NO OTHER CHOISE PRACTICALLY!! NANDO IS THE BEST!!
God! of COURSE NANDO!! He is the best!! just take a look at his freckles *sigh*, he is smart, cares about people, has a lovely bby girl, he’s body is P-E-R-F-E-C-T AND………………………………… CRgay can be decribed in one simple word…EW!
KICKETTE? WTF? are you for real this time…i mean reaally? Nando vs Cristiano???? argh, i have no idea what to do.
nando= sweet, charming, adorable attitude, countless freckles.
but, theres olalla. nothing against her but omg, she’s married to nando; therefore taking him off the singles market.
cristiano= OMGOMG, CRISTIANO RONALDO, sexy as can be, insane bod, insane person (just a bit)
but the abs, hip dips, EVERYTHING, even the euro-mullet. which i love.
buut, there’s whats-her-face/pHilton, that “fat” chick, and kim kardashian.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
you know what. i figured it out. i’ll vote once for both
crap, i now i’ve done it…i don’t think it works.
either of them will do it for me tho
TORRES ALL THE WAY ~
TORRES
TORRES!!!!
I WANT A F66666666666666666666…PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE..i cant choose between my two faveorite men.!!!!!!!!!!!im gonna need a few vodka,s to decide..
Both!!!!!! Im assuming we can do that, and accept tha fact, that they both deserve to be up there… CR first, but both!
EASIEST CHOICE (next to Marco
)! NANDO NANDO NANDO!! YUUUUUM!! I don’t even know how this could be a competition!!! NO C-Ron please and thanks 
Torress!!!
You people keep saying that Torres is cute,but he is so feminine,that he look’s one of those blondie bitchies that Cristiano Ronaldo bang’s
LOL
Easy vote for CR here
I like MEN, not pubescent girls….so my vote is for Cristiano Ronaldo!!!! LOL!
Nando is older than CR, FYI, which i’m sure you already knew
I was referring to looks, though. Not age! Hehehe.
Nando!!!
fernando 4e!!!
argh…this is EVIL!!!
Easy. Nando. Anyone x CR = Anyone.
Therefore, CR = 1. Q.E.D.
BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fernando Torres! There is no competition!
Ok, although I think Ronaldo has the best body he is SUCH a man-whore!
& in a few of them armani shots he looks like sooooooo girlish.
ew.
Torres all the way, hes so damn cute and pulls the best bitchfacedpouty faces evar.
<3
INDEED! Thank you for saying that. <3
CRISTIANO
NANDO ALL THE WAY! Easiest of the week, even though I love C-ron…but Nando will always be my number 1.
Torres, Torres, Torres and… wait uh.. Torres =D
(very easy decision)
There is no question about it…. I've loved him since the first time I saw him and I will love him forever. Hands down, no 2nd thought, Cristiano all the way. I don't care if his hair is bad sometimes, if he's arrogant (that sometimes just makes him hotter for some unknown reason) or about the quality of girls he may or may not be banging. He is the finest. EVER. At least in my book anyway
I may not always agree with some of the things he does, whether on the pitch or off, but when it comes to the hot scale, no one can even touch him.
Torres is cute, but he just doesn't do it for me.
Easiest decision all week – TORRES all the way!
If anyone deserves their place in this list, it’s him! Hopefully justice will be done.
I honestly don’t know how anyone could pick C-Ron over Torres – Torres is just an amazing overall guy!
Nando all the way CR is soooo big headed! Erghh!! Go Nando!!
torres has earnt his place in the f5 as the founder of Fernando Torres for finest 5 group I say he is more than ready to become a part of the elite come on Kickette what more can we do. My opinion of the perfect F5 goes A little like this:
1.Torres
2.Torres
3.Torres
4.Torres
5.Torres
From Paris
Whilst I think Ronaldo has more of the basics that I find attractive, a nicer body overall, darker features/hair etc…there is just something about him I find deeply unappealing so Fernando won out in the end.
TORRES!!! TORRES!!!
I’m having a permanent problem with Nando’s hair, but I’m also having a permanent problem with CRon’s everything. There’s no doubt for me, Nando wins here.
I'm in the reverse situation. I'm rarely happy with Cris' hair but the rest works for me. Nando – no to the package. So my vote has to go to Cris.
THE easiest of the week! I vote NANDO, of course. There is no comparison…please ( it's just me cuz maybe for many girls must be hard to vote) Nando has not 'The body' like C.Ronaldo but definitely his personality and the good.looking is 1000x better.
How is this even a contest?! Cristiano wins by a mile. By a universe. His body is ridiculously amazing, no matter what club he plays for.
Oh Fernando, how long we have waited. Even if you torture us with your bad decisions about hair, Cristiano is diving scum and I could never vote for him for anything. Unless he was nominated for some sort of award involving banging the most Roman whores.
EL NINO!
so true! ronaldo is horrible, he's greasy, and he's a cheat. whereas fer is just hands down the finest looking and most amazing footballer on the planet. no real contest here!
I've never seen Torres before, but I cannot vote for Ronaldo. I was able to forgive him for the hooker incidents, the relationship with whatsherface and even gay rumors between him and Kaka.
But dating Kim Kardashian!?! NO! Especially after he already shagged her former friend. Kim is everything I despise about being a woman, constantly requesting attention, promoting that unhealthy weight loss pill, being famous for a tap!
Sorry Ronaldo unless you deny these reports yourself I cannot have feelings for you! And I just read that you are brining Kim to the World Cup in South Africa? WTF?
Oh that is a bunch of horse shit. There is no proof they are dating at all or even met. Tabloids just make shit up to keep it going. She isn’t going to the WC or I’m Santa Claus.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ATTENTION CRAVED KIM KARDASHIAN IS!! After finding out about Euro football players and their checks she had to date the most famous.
CR is a very talented football player but he needs to work on his personal life; i.e. his enormous ego and his desire for slutty women who are willing to sleep with him.
The relationship might be a rumor, but I wouldn’t be supprised if Kim Kardashian would somehow force herself on him by having sex on the first night. Haven’t you noticed she’s been in the news 24/7 since the rumor first came out?
TORRES ALL THE WAY!
i’ve never understood the iker obsession….the man is boring….
Completely agree with you, I can’t find his appeal for the life of me. Very plain looking
….where’s David Villa?
:’(
Besides, as an addition to my other comment, it’s not like you don’t know that this is what will make dozens of girls go on about ‘stabbing out their eyes’ and the like and that Fernanda’s going to win :/
Not to be confused with other Jo
xD
I’m not commenting all too often which is why I really have the tiniest idea of peoples name on here ;p
Oy vey, Kickette….
Okay, I’m just going to say it. I agree with all the Nando ladies. Really, I do. I have such a soft spot in my heart for him and his freckles…
With that being typed…Cristiano just does something for me that makes me a puddle on the floor. I don’t know if it’s the skills on the pitch, the Armani pics, the cuts in his hips, those eyes or those abs… I just am gone.
Yes, I realize what kind of girl this makes me, but I can’t find a bit of me that gives a damn…
And I’m very surprised that C-Ron is in contention. I honest to God got up this morning and expected to see Iker and Nando….
Oh, what a poor move from you to put those two into one round. It’s like you didn’t have any better ideas… No offence but, I’m kind of disappointed :/
What happened to IKER?????? He is GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND DAVID VILLA.
AND PIQUE.
and sergio. really spanish nt should be in the F5
Yes!
Even little Xavi has a place in my heart.
(the second stringers are quite pretty too…)
sigh, xavi. and jesus navas. actually even puyol has something about him. i think i need to go to rehab over these boys
although the puyol thing is mainly those shoulders and arms
Ha ha ha, Ramos, you dont need to go to rehab….. U need to go to Spain!
i know, right?! damn i was born in the wrong country. one day it'll happen. i'll probably be 40 and feel like a cradle robber by the time it happens though
lol
not that 40 is old!! it's just you don't have many players that are that old. i already feel like a cradle robber at 27 with the real madrid guys! lol!
Girl, U still young!!! When i look at these spanish guys i feel the same, like i was born in the wrong country…. Well, atleast i have them in my country for a month…. Now i must plan on what to do in that month!!!
Just had a thought, hopefully they might want to represent their country for the London 2012 Olympics!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who says that a woman cant be atleast 5 years older than a guy…. because society has brought us up in such a way we tend to think thats the only option. Woman nowadays take really good care of themselves. I dont see such a age difference should matter if its more then it can be a problem. As long as the couple is surrounded by love it shouldnt really matter…. there i just came up with a good enough reason for you to not feel guilty about your fantasies!!!
Who Mrsnesta? the spanish NT…. @Ramos, i guess Taylor's body makes up for his age… which makes him look older…. But Im a Robert P girl. I want to say, "Bite me" …. lol.
Yeah the Spanish NT and the Italian NT
and any other hot ballers lol
yes you will. i suggest fangirling out when you’re off duty!!
unforunately by the time the wc comes back here ::crossesfingers:: in 2018 or 2022, none of our lovelies will be there anymore 
i know i’m still young. but the median age of my team is like 24-25. at least the nt has some older statesmen.
lol! thanks trisha! and sergio’s 24, so it works out (as long as my hubby doesn’t mind). now if i come here next year talking about canales (which i wouldn’t b/c he’s not cute), just go ahead and call me out as a cradle robber. he’s like 19 or 20. once their younger than your baby brother, you can’t crush on them anymore (taylor lautner is excluded from that, though)
oh yeh and I’ll have both twilight guys thanks
I feel your pain! I was DEF born in the wrong country and am trying to make my way to Spain
Something about those Spaniards…can’t help it! Puyol, Cesc, Xabi, Xavi, Villa, Silva…can’t wait till the world cup when they all get to frolick together! Hopefully shirtless…and wet…ok I need to stop..
Oh to be in their changing room
All i can say to that is…. we can only wish that certain miracles would materialize…lol
::fansself:: omg girls. who’s coming meet me in mexico in aug?! i am seriously going to have to work on the hubby for that friendly. why isn’t the wc here yet ::tempertantrum::
Oh Emma, yeah i would stop at the wet too! lmao….
Dont forget about Victor Valdes. He is hot. And Spanish.
Oh I hope Valdes finally gets called up to the national team! He won 6 titles with Barca last year, he’s beautiful, he has a cute kid! What does else he have to do?! Sheesh!!
he's been called,
but he chooses to represent Catalonia.
They can rep both because Catalunya is not officially recognized by FIFA (hence all of the matches they play are called ‘friendlies’) Puyol, Cesc, Xavi, Bojan and some other play for Catalunya as well as La Furia.
I agree abour navas!! Kickette universe must know him (and his amazing eyes)
introducing to the world of kickette (at least those of you not fortunate enough to know about him yet)
JESUS NAVAS
http://sp8.fotolog.com/photo/8/16/117/wapos_del_f…
yeah i know him….. he is to die for!!! beautiful!!! but doesnt he suffer from chronic homesickness!!! hope he comes to SA. he can stay at my place, i will make him feel at home! lol.
YES!–I MEAN NO!
I MEAN–WHAT ABOUT SERGIO?
WHYYYYYYYYYY? NOOOOOOOOOOO!
HE DESERVES TO BE ON F5!
:'( waaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Nando! Whooo
He better be number one kickette ;]
Just been looking through the comments – why do so many people like Ronaldo?!
I hope Torres wins this…for the sake of humanity!
"for the sake of humanity" LOLOLOL!! AMEN SISTER!! I don't get the obsession either!
Mr. Freckles all the way!!!!!
Has to be Torres all cute and innocent etc. An important question though, where is IKER?
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! obviously! crusty can take hike
Nando all the way. Hello… *rolls eyes*
well this is easy.
i’d pick anyone over ronaldo.
sooooo much grease.
I love both of these fellas. Cristiano = super hot. Fernando = super cute. Truthfully, they both deserve the honour but I voted for Torres because I don't believe *he* thinks he's all that special in the looks department. It makes me feel better to imagine that this (potential) breakthrough could make a big enough splash on the net that word might reach him that he's finally made the cut, thereby giving him a bit of a lift, which I'm sure he could use right now.
Torres, of course. At least he doesn’t look like a tranny. (OK, most of the time)
i'm sorry but did you just try to imply that NANDO does not look like a tranny? good god, the man looks more like a woman than anyone
lol a tranny is a guy trying to look like a women, Nando looks like he just skipped the guy part and looks like a women. (sorry Nando I love you and all but you do look like a girl…..a very pretty one but still a girl)
Torres is a cutie and kinda looks like he could be a professional surfer or snowboarder but CRon is FINE!! That body is just too much. Even though he will never wash off the stain that is Whatserfacebucktooth, he is still mighty fine. But Lashes better be #1 is all I have to say
Seriously, this poll is an offense. How can someone choose Torres over Cristiano is just ridiculous. Or need eyes (and other body parts!) checked!
While Nando is a cutie patootie to think he resides anywhere near CRon in Fineville is just silly. He lives out in the suburbs and Cris has a high-rise condo right in the middle of town!
lol
definately nando:)
im pretty sure cesc won yesterdays, and if fernando wins today my two favourites will both be in the f5
THIS. I AGREE COMLETELY. and yoann makes it 3
Nando all the way!
Fernando because he looks better wet, Ronaldos not my thing. Why no Iker???
No contest, Nando all the way! Ronaldo makes me want to stab my eyes out with a mascara wand.
WTF???? Who is responsible for it??
They just habe to be in the F5! BOTH!!!!!
That’s just not fair… lets kick some other guy out… PLEASE!!!
vote for cris… because… äh… i see this armani pic every day when i go out to school…
Oh you poor thing I would have ladled out my eyes by now.
I’m curious now: with Iker gone *sob* who will get the top spot?
(Cesc please)
Haha, the results should be interesting ;]
NANDOOOOOO ALL THE WAY!!! His time is NOW. If he doesn’t win, I’m going to go off football. I’ll try anyway.
FTW- FT’s Freckles, and his bitch facing, and his baby, and his kooky ads, and his adorable smile, and his accent, and his pouting, and his goal scoring, and even his hair. To me, he is perfect.
How could Pique not be on the F5 list???????? First we have to choose between yoann + niko and now no pique. That hurts kickette. i need some comfort in the form of chocolate and champs
Thats a hard one… But I read most of you voted Nando so I voted Cris now… So hard… Sorry El Nino, hope you’ll forgive me babes
So the battle of the chronically bad hair? Meh.
This isn’t doing it for me. I want Iker (and he’s too young for the HOF).
If Xabi doesn’t make it, I’ve got nothing on this list.
What you said…
is there an age limit for the hall of fame? we should start a protest-can’t believe no iker but one of these will be in!
holy shiz, this is the hardest one yet, but I think Cristiano maybe should be in the Hall of Fame soon…. so I say FERNANDO TORRES!! Beautiful, sweet, lovely, just everything *swoon*
Well I’m abstaining.
Neither of them do it for me and Ronaldo makes me feel physically sick and repulsed whenever I look at him. Can’t believe that Niko Kranjcar will probably not make the Finest 5 list for a greasy mullet haired spoilt brat and a man who looks like a girl with a bad bleach job. If I had to vote with a gun to my head it would be Torres
gotta feel for the torres fans…i'll put in a vote for torres 'cause his fans don't have much to cheer about. ronaldo can always cradle his shiny WPOTY trophy to sleep if he doesn't win this poll!
Fernando by protest vote. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE (or used to anyway) Cristiano, but that whole karda…can’t even bring myself to type it’s name….has left a VERY dirty taste in my being. Fernando for the win!
Lookwise, neither is my type but my vote would have to go to Cristiano as I love him as a footballer and think he's a good person. Something about Torres has always annoyed me and I cant understand why anyone finds him attractive. Damaged skin and badly peroxided hair is all I see…Spain has a gorgeous squad, Nando's spot should be given to someone more deserving.
no sergio.
gah, 2 people i could care less about. guess i’ll go with cris
molly, breathe love. we'll get through no iker and sergio
I am so upset!!!! I thought I prepared myself for no Iker in the F5 but I guess I haven't
!! Atleast you are here for me and know what I am going through!!
I will vote for who you want me too but just not right now I have to get over there being no Iker in the F5…so just tell me how you want me to vote and I will vote for that person after I have calmed
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Awww Molly he knows the love we have for him.
So who are we voting for (F5 could possibly have 3 spaniards on the list, just not the 3 we had in mind!)
Thanks MrsNesta for being here for me
!! But who are you going to vote for. I don't think I can vote for Cristiano don't really like him 
!1
Not sure who I’m voting for but got til midnight!
I think I am going with Nando…Cris just isn't my cup of tea!
Ok I think Cris has been on the list before so I'll go with Nando
Yayy MrsNesta…lol okay I am going to vote.
Had a bit of a freak-out when I voted, don't know why? Marco sooo needs to make the list now!
Marco better make the list, he is the only one I really care about now who may be on the list.
GOOD VOTE!! VOTE NANDO!! Greaseano doesn't deserve this list! Puhhlease.
dirty martinis and bottles of wine all around. i voted for cris for the sake of madrid. but you guys vote however. i know la furia roja could have 3, but nando looks too much like a woman to me. and his bitchface can’t compare to dahveed veeya. OMG! no villa, no sergio, no iker…can we included copius amounts of chocolate in above list? wah!
I’m sure iker’s going to be added to the Hot Hall of Fame Molly in recognition of his years of service to looking hot while wearing the fugliest clothes imaginable!!!. When he is we need to have a big inauguration party to celebrate.
HOT H.O.F being updated, results Monday
Very big party with lots of alcohol and chocolate 
I have the Jack Daniels on ice already and I'm going through my Iker pics to post in the church so we can all bask in his hotness.
Well think I'll hit the voddy then *whoop whoop* Yeh lots of posts needed to celebrate, I'll start an Iker googlestalk after I've sorted dinner lol
OMG I know I should sort out dinner too before Kiernan comes home lolololol!! I just can't get up because I am in the shock stage of Iker not being in the F5
lol 
!!
Don’t kill me but I made Pasta hahahahahaha, although have to say its not Carbonara but Napolitana which is from Napoli and so is Canna and Marco LOL
Aww the worst thing to make right is Pasta lololololol!! I'm kidding, It's okay I think I am going to make chicken alfredo.
so depressed over no sergio, i didn't even submit my post!!
hubby and i are having italian tonight as well! lol!
how could they leave this out:
http://bp2.blogger.com/_ik6mlEIiGEA/SGqv4Tm9dMI/A… http://habs.theoffside.com/files/2009/03/sergiora… http://www.tubuscas.com/sergio-ramos/fotos-sergio… http://realmadrid200708.files.wordpress.com/2008/… http://travelblog.portfoliocollection.com/images/… http://static1.purepeople.com/articles/2/13/23/2/… http://sergioramos.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/20… http://realmadridvideos.files.wordpress.com/2008/…
SOBS! so he wears green jeans. and has murses. and has too many layers. he's El Ramos! sex on a stick. goes to down a bottle of wine and too many martinis to count!
There is an Italian food night theme going on here
!! But I am so sorry that Sergio didn't make it…I like his green pants too that is what make him who he is. He is unique unlike some other borings on this list 
!! And his layers look nice on him…he's got great hair 
!!!!! And sometimes men need murses because they have alot of stuff to carry that won't fit into their wallets. So here to Sexy Sergio *takes a shot of vodka*!!!!!!
You can always rely on the italians to make you feel good lol
*downs a triple vody and diet coke*
Yeah we can!!! All we need now is some Italian ballers to go with the Italian food and we will be set!!!
lol!! I just realized that I am extremely addicted to this site lolololol!!!
I know hehehe
You girls are so great…I am starting to feel better
!! And we definitley need to have a party for Iker if he makes it into the Hot HOF 
!! Where are we going to have it?? At his thread??
I'd say thread….it's probably going to be a long one.
Kk I am going to go Iker picture and video stalking!! Everyone bring a bottle lololol!!
more evidence of why sergio should’ve been a contender:
http://www.lasexta.com/sextatv/futbol/la_gran_pasion_de_sergio_ramos/253693
how can you deny him? ::sobs:: it’s ok gitano, you’re #1 in my heart. ::flysofftomadridtostalk::
Meet you in Madrid for that *ahem* conference and a big thank you for all the Sergio links, he should definitely have a place on F5, for being gorgeous on the inside and out (and btw I love his fashion sense and Iker's it makes them who they are)
you're welcome
just have to spread the ramos love.
when i see some of sergio's more, how shall i say, "special" outfits, i just thank god he's not guti! lol! he wouldn't be el ramos without the fashion mishaps. and i love him all the more for them.
aww I am bummed as well that Sergio did not make the cut. But it's ok because we all know how beautiful he is on the outside and the inside. He's one of my total faves.
why no pique
yes we need pique
I know…its quite sad.
- Ro(cryinggirlydivershit)naldo is made of plastic and hairspray. *ugghh*
Fernando ♥
LOOOOOOOOOL that made me laugh.
I'm afraid of catching an STD just from looking at Cris, so I'm gonna go with Nando on this one…
Torres????? Really??? no competition, Ronaldo all the way.
I dont' want to like Ronaldo, but I can't help it.
Torres is adorable and hot too, but Cristiano all the way
WOW nice grand finale, Kickette!!
RONALDO <3333
no iker? this post is irrelevant.
I voted for Cris. I don't get the nando love. He looks like a woman and yes, I actually got him mistaken by a woman.
Totally agree, did you see the promo pictures for the new Liverpool Jersey totally overdid the lippy and blusher. Can stand the sight of him/her (whatever it is)
Meh, not crazy about either of them tbh, but i voted Nando (even though he REALLY needs to do something about the hair) because Crissy's a human greaseball. Would have liked some Dahveeed Viiiya
1.Cristiano Ronaldo-GORGEOUS
2.Cristiano Ronaldo-HOT
3.Cristiano Ronaldo-BEAUTIFUL
4.Cristiano Ronaldo-SEXY
5.Cristiano Ronaldo-JUST PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha, I like U….. U got guts girls!!!
Amen, girl!!
Homely little farm girl, or Cristiano Ronaldo of the amazing abs, banging body, cheeky grin… I could go on, but seriously -how is this even a debateable issue.
ROTFLMAO!!!
seriously – fernando? he shouldn't be anywhere near the F5! he looks like a girl and there's just nothing sexy about him. his freckles and bleached hair makes him look like a 16 year old (female) surfer. voted for ronaldo.
They are both hot, but Cristiano is hotter. Also the fact that Fernando is married with a kid kinda takes away from his hotness for me.
Pictures of CR9ing making out with madonna. So many wrongs.
http://en.vrocasmetana.com/madonna-cheated-cristi…
Nando ftw
you do realise that's photoshoped
i can show you a picture of nando humping mamen…
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You are so right, that is her when she kissed britney
Oh man, think im gonna go on a "go slow" here with the voting…. no, Iker!!! This is bad….Im really missing my baby ….. and what about Villa!!!
NO FAIR!!! kickette, your such a tease!!!
My vote goes to Nando cause his freckles win over C.Ronaldo's greasy hair lol…but Kickette can you please include in the F5 some Barca love, like Pique
both are overrated
Surprised there is no Pique!
Oh my gosh neither there is I totally forgot about him there! :O
now im very unhappy
Pique is my love. I like him better w/o the full beard just a bit of fluff is when he looks best.
most difficult decision on here…Torres takes the win tho
OH Kickette- you definitely got my head spinning on this one.
On one hand you have Torres who's freckles are the end all be all of cuteness/sexiness. The bubba and daddy photos make me weak in the knees. And the Bitchfaces- oh lord help me!- the bitchface this man gives is top shelf!
Then there's CR. All I can say is that body should be illegal it's so FINE! Someone put him on a plate I would lick
it clean! *fans herself* that being said he is King Skank. I wouldnt touch "it" with someone elses va-jay-jay.
this is going to be a hard one for me. Must go and meditate on this one and by meditate I mean drink a bottle of wine and eat a bag of chips.
OK. Lets NOT have RONALDO in the same list as CESC and YOANN! God women.
This is like choosing between BAGS VS HEELS!!! C'MON KICKETTES WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL
I know that there is no place for bouth,but… Maybe you can make like top 10! So there can be place for CR! and Fernando! 
and Iker,Sergio,Walcott… ooh well i will stick to the game rules-sooo i will chose my Cristiano 
i like Torres(the hair,the eyes,smile,frackles,Spanish…) but there is just one CR!!!
Torres, I really dont find Ronaldo attractive in the slightest!
Damn you Kickette…this one was sooooo hard! *pout*
Yes, I like that freckled face cutie Fernando, but my vote went to CRon…because he's so yummy!
Ok….I need a dirty martini!
could we make a sexy 6 to keep them both?
C.Ron all the way, but I don't see him winning here as for some inexplicable reason it seems that Torres is attractive to some people. Some things I will never understand.
I've resigned myself to the fact that this is shaping up to be the least attractive F5 in history, but as long as Yoann's no.1 I think I can deal with it
this is so hard because I don't want to vote for either one.. C) Lisandro Lopes
I'm thinking that this voting thing would be a lot more fun with the comments disabled, Kickette.
Yeah, except it would totally not be nearly as much fun.
F5 debating, or bloodletting is a Kickette tradition
Ah, but the desperate attempts to sway the neutrals are part of the fun in any vote.
Why??? The greatest part of the voting is the craziness that unfolds. Trust me on this because I am one of the crazies lolololol!!
!
CRISTIANO!!! CRISTIANO!!! CRISTIANO!!!
Nando all the way. I simply can't stand Ronaldo and well, Nando is my all time favorite. <3
It's a hard choice Kickette! But I think take Nando wins this, just because he doesnt seem so Eurotrash as C-Ron.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!
I don't like EITHER of them !!
don't know who to pick
jump on the bandwagon and pick Fernando.
After a long hard think I have decided to pick fernando,
hes spanish, has cute freckles and i think after a long time he deserves a spot on the F5
Noooo! Vote for Cristiano Ronaldo!! Just think of the body….and he's single! Voting for Nando is like voting for your freckly kid brother….who's already married! LOL!
Me neither – give me Cesc or Tim Cahill any day! Anyway, I voted for CRon, for his entertainment factor and imagining the armani photos without the pouting face on top.
ahah so many haters! To put Cristiano next to this girl must be a joke. CRISTIANO=abs+hip dip+smile=SEX GOD!
r u boy?
Why do you think so???
Awesome comment!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! This must be a joke!
This must be the most easy choice in my life.
FERNANDO TORRES ALL THE WAY!
O.M.G LIKE NANDO DUHHHHHH!!! HIM AND HIS SEXY SELF should defo be in the list
Ive been nagging for months (which by the way has fallen on deaf ears loolz) that my BOO Nando should be in the F5 and fingers crossed he will…
CRUEL! Cruel, cruel thing to do Kickette! In my eyes they both warrant a place but simply because Cristiano has already been on the F5, I have voted for Nando because he deserves his chance…and maybe it will be the incentive he needs to get a decent hair cut.
Right, well Cristiano makes me literally want to puke every time I look at him. So Fernando it is, because I love him way more than I should and he has been waiting far too long for his spot on this list.
BLASPHEMY.
HOW you can EVEN put these two side by side is beyond me.
my poor nando probably has three STDs already just from being photo-fused with that spit of a human being. the pic makes me nauseous as well.
no comparison, no contest.
(ps- still love you kickette xoxo)
hahahaha This should be explosive.
I could easily live with a F5 list without either of them, but I don't want the girly looking one to win.
Clearly Nando. Freckles will rule the day! Ronaldo makes me cringe.
Tssh. Easy question. Nando, obviously. <3
Oh lord, there's no contest here. The greasy one can't touch Torres.
Are you kidding me? Nando all the way. Kickette practically handed him the spot in the F5.
This ones easy, it has to be Fernando for me.
NANDOOOOOOOO!!!! Seriously, not even a contest!!
Fernando
OMG where is Iker??!?!
!!!!!! *crying*!!
He has to be going to HOT H.O.F which they will announce shortly………wont you kickette?????? *passes a tissue and a glass of wine* IF he is not going there then OBC just got activated but may have to have an IA meeting first!
I hope so!!!
And I think I need a IA meeting followed by throwing a black cat on Pasta 
!
And I think I just drank all the wine and used up all the tissue…so we may need more
!
*sparks open another bottle* If he joins HOT H.O.F he will be there permanently and we wont have to worry about him not making the list
. Sorry I have eaten all the chocolate and will pop out and get some more (and hopefully wont eat it on way back).
Realised I hadn’t offered you my chocolate but had been stuffing my face while passing you a tissue lol
Awww lol thats okay you can have the chocolates since I am drinking all the wine
!! I am confident that he is going to be in the Hot HOF so I am starting to feel better now 
!
I ♥ you guys. This thread really made smile
Aww we love you too. Glad we can be of service to your happiness
!!
Thank you
Hey guys, where’s my wine and chocs or should i just sit with the bottle of tequila!!! Hope the rumours of Iker going to H.O.F is true…
I'll have some of your tequila and of course you can share my chocolate, wouldn't be an Iker moment without you
aww, trisha, you’ve been working so hard that we accidentally left you out. ::makingmargaritastomakeupforit::
seriously girls, we need a shopping list of alcohol for the unveiling of iker in the F5 ::fingerscrossed::
Thats okay… as long as you guys were having fun… lol. We need lots of alcohol. I feel depressed! Think im gonna take it out on pasta sauce!!!
Ok I am back lololol
. Trisha I feel your pain!! 
!! But Iker is reportedly going to be in the HOT HOF 
and as MrsNesta pointed out he will have a permanent home there 
!! Now here is some wine to take the pain away and a ((((hug)))).
Yeah, i kind of guessed that cos really he was on the F5 for so long and it wouldnt be far not to have him there! That would be soooo nasty!
It seems we all miss him.
Oh thanks for the wine and hug …. *smiles and returns hug*
Thanks alot Kickette for ruining the rest of my day
!!!!!!
I think I am going to bed early
so I can cry myself to sleep 
!!
here's hope for you, did you read kickette's tweet? iker HOF, champagne all around
Yeah I read it…Thanks Senora Ramos!!!!
You know my position, Kickette: my heart and loins will always belong to Fernando. End of story.