July 16th, 2010

The Friday Fit: Aitor Ocio, Pre-season Training In Isla Canela

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Well, Kickettes. There’s a first time for everything.

Seeing Aitor Ocio training on the beach in Isla Canela has actually created a new emotion within our minds, hearts and loins: anger-lust.

These photos make us mad. Forget NSFW (Not Safe For Work), these are NSFL (Not Safe For Life). They’re irresponsible and completely inappropriate. We’re women trying to function like human women. If you flash us, do we not want?

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Good luck to any men in our lives, because as of today, they’ve got no chance of even engaging us in dialogue, let alone anything else. And we’re straight up, pissed off at the prospect of carrying on with life when this insanely hot piece of man-candy exists in our universe without us at his side, grating cheese for our jacket potatoes on his abs until our arms ache with joy.

Bollocks.

Thx B!

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94 Responses to “The Friday Fit: Aitor Ocio, Pre-season Training In Isla Canela”

  1. Carolina says:

    Que chicazo más mazizorro, como me gustaría sentir su cuerpo moverse encima del mío, mientras me mantenía bien penetrada, con su grueso y fuerte miembro, me follaria con fuerza, hasta hacerme gritar de gusto al sentir un orgasmo demoledor.

  2. lae says:

    i’m pretty sure kickette is trying to kill me with weakness, aside from that horrid blue suit from sneijder and also segio ramos’ cornrows.

  3. NinyaC says:

    Oh my goodness.

  4. rachel says:

    This hurts. My heart aches.
    its a crime to show these pictures & a crime that some that sexy even exists.

  5. hailtree says:

    oh hell kickettes. it's monday morning on my side of the world, and this is what greets me 1st thing in the morning? Good luck to me trying to get any work done. and i have a deadline at 4pm today!!! hahaha

  6. annbug says:

    This is like pornography and very addicting. I now empathize with our menfolks for looking at naked girls on the computer screen because looking at topless men have gotten my ovaries on overdrive and I can't stop. I just wanna lick his torso.

    And you know what's worse? The hula-hoop picture looks so dorky that it's endearing, like he has a personality.

    GAWD!

    • Dee says:

      You just reminded me of a conversation I had with a friend today. We're both avid romantic fiction readers and she said "Explain to me the Playboy fascination." I said "Well, we have our books." and she replies "Yes, but that is an imaginative escape." I then countered "Men are obviously just more visual than we are" grab an issue of Calcio Italia and am rewarded with an angry look from this guy who is so not amused with the tone of our conversation.

      • annbug says:

        I am sure he was secretly delighted by the prospect that women actually do look at men like delicious pieces of meat we want to gobble up, but for pride’s sake, had to pretend to be all indignant about it.

        I LOVE romantic fiction, especially the historical ones. I’d like to imagine Gourcuff asking me for a waltz en francais with his sexy voice, meanwhile Aitor Ocio is brooding because he wants me too. LOL.

        • Dee says:

          Hopefully, he was secretly delighted. All I know is he smirked when he saw my magazine. But the best was when I said "Fabio Cannavaro is so dangerous, I can have night sweats just thinking about him while hanging out in the arctic." My friend Joy snorted but I swear a woman behind us said "Oh God, yes".

          I can read anything by any author. I'm not totally into urban fantasy, but have read almost everything else.

          • LoveFootballLoveFoot says:

            Ummm sorry usually I don't snoop into others peoples' conversation but if you write about book about Fabio Cannavaro let me know because I will be the first in line. My first football crush was Roberto Baggio from '94 and I was bearly a teen. I find Italian man so very sexy even when they don't have pretty faces. They seem all so manly.

            • Dee says:

              No I haven’t written about Fabio although I’d love to! I really do think that if there can be NASCAR books then football needs to be represented too!

              [If I can ever narrow down who my inspiration is...keeps changing.]

  7. Nikki says:

    I'd better get my ass over to that beach and chuck out any other non-kickette ! I love love that idea !

  8. Dee says:

    I emailed the link to a friend and she is in lust. I always knew I’d be a great recruiter.

  9. Frances says:

    Is there some sort of rehab-/addiction-support group that Kickette offers for such occasions as ovary-explosion and panty-vaporization??? Or should I just cut Aitor’s name into my wrists now and slowly watch the blood spill from my body as I curse the football world for ruining my chance at a normal life with mortal men??

    • Carolina says:

      Ahahaha Frances I read this and before I knew you wrote it I was like “DAMN. That’s exactly how I feel.”

      and note to Kickette: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????? or in this case PORQUE??!?!??!?!?! You really should put warnings on these posts before the jump to the pics.. I’m just saying, there’s only so much a non-WAG can take.

  10. ess-jay says:

    Hahahahahaha ohhhhh, that's just made my day… Haha THIS is why I love this site. The hot men and the hilarious comments.. Nice work girls! :) You never cease to amuse me.

    Also, those extra pics of Ocio and the team are HOOOOOOOOOOT! MmmmmmM!

  11. Deb says:

    This site is just so entertaining….the men…the comments

    Really wish there was a “like” link for these posts like on FB!

    This guy is just way too hot! And a 40 yo?! Maybe there’s hope for me yet! lol…NOT!

  12. TJ says:

    Oh my…where has he been all my life??? That pic with the hula hoop is so sexy…jeez I will never look at a hula hoop the same again!!

    keep it up Kickettes!! can always count on you girlies to spice up the day..

    • Dee says:

      Now I can’t get the line “I still want a hula hoop” out of my head. ever. again.

      • TJ says:

        I know the feeling…I keep saying hula hoop at random for no apparent reason…

        • Dee says:

          Posted that lyric on Facebook and annoyed one of my friend's husbands. Hope he forgives me.

  13. C16 says:

    1.- He should retire from football and dedicate to looking good for us ladies.
    2.- Is he a good footballer? I’ve never seen him play.. lol

    • Catie says:

      To answer question 2: He’s good at looking tasty on a beach, so as far as I’m concerned, yes.

  14. elylovesfootball says:

    damn me!!! if i just knew that this beautiful team was on that island during their training i’d went there immediately!!
    i saw all the photos and all i can say is WOAH they’re all hot, look at those abs and torsos *drools*

  15. Catie says:

    A. I did not know a man could look so hot holding a hula hoop.

    B. I need to go to the gym.

    • Steph says:

      haha. THIS. I've been meaning to start working out again too, but I'm lazy. :P Especially with classes and stuff. I'm gonna try, though!

      • Catie says:

        Haha yeah I tried running today, which failed. I blame it on the fact that I forgot my headband (sure). I need to find a hot soccer player to dangle in front of me like a carrot (this sounds bad… but fitting). THAT is what I believe people call "motivation".

        • Deb says:

          ah…good point…that's what I'm missing!

        • Steph says:

          haha. Yeah, my friend and I were gonna start doing that together, but we have yet to go running. :P LOL. Actually, that sounds pretty good. I’d be extremely motivated! Now, where can we find some? :P

  16. soinlove says:

    jesus christ and a plate of crackers.

    oh my god

  17. Amber says:

    Oh, WOW! Thank goodness I don’t have to be productive today. I had never even heard of him until you guys opened my eyes. Thanks Kickette! Keep up the good work!

  18. senora ramos says:

    kicette, i so appreciate you bringing this hotness into my life. i have no idea HTH i missed him before. even more reason to be excited about athletic/real matchups this season!!
    my god this man is SO FIT!

  19. wow what a body he has
    what a babee ;] x

  20. LonelySTARSHINE says:

    his abs r…. f***ing PERFECT!!! XD

  21. Gabi says:

    You’re going to hate me right know but…I met him! :-) He’s terribly shy and didn’t really seem to realize how hot he is. I actually met him because he was dating a friends aunt. He was like 23 and she was over 40!!! He was crazy for her but she already had a grown up son and he wanted babies, so eventually SHE broke up with HIM. Isn’t that insane???

    • Thea says:

      She was the orginal cougar, and now Cougar is in!!!!

    • Lisa says:

      so what happened to your friend's aunt? Did she ever move on from being able to tap this every night? good god that woman is my hero.

      • Gabi says:

        I actually don't know because I fell out of touch with my friend after she moved to Madrid. But the last thing I heard she was still single. They broke up, then got back together, then broke up again and he moved to Seville, where he played before returning to Athletic de Bilabo and where he met an Andalusian top model with whom he had his baby. I guess he's happy now as he got to have his so wanted baby girl. They then got divorced and he keeps his daughter most of the time because his ex lives in Madrid where she models and acts, and he can spend more time with her. There is nothing sexier than a hot man taking care of a baby!

    • Shani says:

      WHAT?! She broke up with him because he wanted her to have his babies (his gorgeous, beautiful babies)!!! I would pay a million dollars for him to inseminate me lmao

      • Gabi says:

        I know! I mean, how lucky can you get? OK, she did have an amazing body for a 40 year old woman, but still… And how tough can you be to say no to this body?

    • LoveFootballLoveFootballPlayers says:

      Gabi, that’s the best kind of man, good looking, single great dad, and shy? Although I do get the part of why she brokeup with him but how did she manage to actually do it? I mean I dated younger guys (helps that our family has good genes when it comes to aging) but it becomes easier to say adios* because they are so immature something that I doubt this man is/was. Yummers! Well, if anyone knows him, let him know that I’m willing to participate in any baby making or the practice of it. Can you imagine pouring a whole lot of suncreen and watch drip down from his shoulders down to his chest and then down those gorgeous abs??? Oh Jimminy cricket!!! If it wasn’t hot already it just got 30 degrees hotter.

      • Gabi says:

        :-) I know, that was some tough woman. I think that in this case she was more the man behaving in the relationship. This has come out very sexist, but what I mean is that she was fit and good looking, with an almost grown up son and what she wanted was to have fun. I guess he wanted a more serious relationship and that maybe-now that's just me guessing, could be wrong-he was more into her than she was into him. I have the feeling she started the relationship not expecting too much from him and gradually started to liking him more than she thought she would. While he, on the other hand, was younger and probably a bit naive and actually thought they could stay together forever and start a family. The good thing is: he's single and let's hope avaliable!!!!

  22. Karin C. says:

    why dosen't he just take his pants off and starts playing whit himself?????

  23. Interista says:

    Oh.my.god! This is my last day at work before going off on a 4 week vacation so I am swamped with last minute must do’s…The friggin’ to-do list is longer than me and I’m 6ft tall. After seeing these pictures all I can say is that all hope of actually working today is gone. The man is just too HOT.

    @Lisa Ocio is a decent defender, good positioning skills and smart in his play. Not spectacular in any way on the pitch, he’s a good player. But I guess you can’t have it all ey? ;)

  24. Dee says:

    I now know what do to if I ever win an insane lottery jackpot amount. I will buy my own private island and make it THE destination for footballers on vacation. Seriously. Who's with me?

    • SoccerDuckie says:

      As long as they're Certified Single and Available, sure, I'm with you there. ;)

      • Dee says:

        Well of course. Someone will have to research who those are so they can receive the VIP accommodations.

        • SoccerDuckie says:

          I'm applying for the Single-ness Certifier Officer position. Teehee…I said position… I look good with a whip. ;)

          • Dee says:

            Might need a committee…go league by league. I'll take one for the team and handle Serie A. That also gives me an idea of their English skills so I know who not to give special nicknames to.

            • Goosie says:

              I’ll take the Bundesliga. I speak German so I’ll be able to communicate properly with them…not that we’ll be doing much talking or anything….

    • Shani says:

      Co-Signed! Any footballer who comes on the island needs an invite, no woman allowed but us lol

    • Adriana Valentino says:

      GENIUS IDEA

      I'll handle personal invitations for la liga if u like.

      I suggest a strict dress code for all male guests on the island:

      daytime: tight shorts

      evening: tight shorts (+ tie for dinner)

      * nude sunbathing encouaraged.

    • Lisa says:

      Dee my darling Dee your prayers have been answered. What would you say if I told my family has its own undeveloped private island? This is the Maldives you know! If you and the ladies can make all this happen, I will sign over the deed right now… for free! Screw my inheritance, naked ballers are where its at.

    • Steph says:

      LOL. I'm SO in! :D How can I help? haha.

    • EternalDreamer says:

      Kickette Island? I'm so in!

      • Dee says:

        Perfect name!!!

        • LoveFootballLoveFootballPlayers says:

          I’ve had a REALLY bad/sad day and reading this made me smile. Not sure if its because its silly or because it can actually happen. I’m good at organizing, I’ve studied psychology, and history. Any jobs available??? What will the pay be? Because I’m willing to work for free. Oh, can the dress code include something else? For the rooms is a must that they wear some manly cologne and a huge smile whenever a workers comes into a room for “inspection”. You need security too… no one wants exes trying to get in contact with them or girls who only appreciate their money.

          • Dee says:

            This project will takes tons of organization and attention to detail. Many volunteers are needed. Now should there be some set of requirements for the VIPs?

            • LoveFootballLoveFoot says:

              Well not to talk bad about people I don't really know, but how about only 'ballers that can have a good time not only when they are on their own private time, but that get along with other people not only other VIP's? We wouldn't want drama on paradise now do we? Also, 'ballers that care about their looks but have great personalities and a MUST that they are not only into themselves. After all, we love them but we would love some appreciation. And even though I like shy guys, they should be aware that if at any time they need lotion rubbed on them or maybe a massage any worker in the island is willing to sacrifice herself to help out at all time. And if, at any point they feel sad they can grab any of us for a hug specially if there skin touchable without having to waste time on taking any shirts off.

              • Dee says:

                Love it. I am all about service with a smile! And hugs…those are better than mints on a pillow.

                • SoccerDuckie says:

                  Dee, according to these responses, I'm in the top 3 on that list of job applicants for Kickette Island. Yeay!!!! I'm a good organizer, and can become very focused (or obsessed, whichever side the coin falls…) on research. So I'd say those are my two strengths. Another one is becoming the proverbial wallflower once in the physical presence of a hawtie; usually hiding behind a door or smth like that. :D I'd make a good employee!

                  • LoveFootballLoveFoot says:

                    Girls, girls, girls! With all the excitement of this what I can only described the perfect life we overlooked something very important. This delicious man was the inspiration for having such an island so what about the daddies? IF any of them have children that they love to take and since to other women are allowed especially their exes… we need a type of daycare that not only cares for the cuties but that are willing to pick/drop 'em off from airports. I'm great with children, probably cuz I'm at eye level (I'm really short). So that's a must! we want to make these gorgeous single dads as comfortable and happy as possible.

                    • Dee says:

                      Island daycare? LOVE it. So Single dads are welcome. Married ones…not so much.

                      Facebook really did know me too well. Kept giving me ads for single dads. Wow. Then when it listed Alessandro Del Piero as one of my activities…

      • LoveFootballLoveFootballPlayers says:

        This is just too much fun, so much so that the last person to reply to a comment is no longer available to comment from then on. Oh well, just had to do it to someone else and hopefully are still following on this wonderful idea. Island Daycare where kids will have fun learning/toys while daddies have fun with other kickettes… I mean other type of activities. Just a thought.

        • Dee says:

          One of my good friends is a teacher so I will definitely be bringing her…

          • LoveFootballLoveFoot says:

            Nice idea… I was thinking just a daycare but I forgot about the kids needs and education is very important. A teacher will be great that way no daddy has to leave early from the island when the kiddo has to start school. Too bad all the teachers I know are married. Yeah too bad lol… Are hoolas included in the package or do they have to bring their own? Ha ha ha I hope I don't make any weird noises whenever I see a hoola hoop now, I sigh very deeply whenever I think about Pique and those 5 seconds of heaven :)

            • Dee says:

              Considering half the football related things I've squealed about this summer either in the presence of my father, brother or husbands of my friends…I even squealed over the Italia Puma winter hat in the store.

              Yes, education is very important. I think we can provide the hulas but they will need to provide their own booze. Very cost effective and they know what they like.

              • LoveFootballLoveFoot says:

                LOL One of the reasons I was glad my brother had to work and the games were so early in the morning on my part of the world. Since we're the only ones who watch football in the family he oftens pops up which does affect the way I watch the game and the players :D …. But I don't think trying to keep anything in is good we might explode with all the gorgeous bodies, faces, and traits they all have.

                Yes, the alcohol factor is something to discuss, we don't want to be broke because that would be the end of the dream ha! But right now we can live by looking at all those pics from training camps. Yummers!

                • Dee says:

                  I have never been on a Dom budget. Now if any soccer hottie wants to lend me some Euro to get a bottle, I'm all for that.

                  • LoveFootballLoveFoot says:

                    Speaking of alcohol… my birthday is in a couple of days and I need to buy some for some jello shots I'm making for my cousin and me and it got me thinking: We need to have specials on birthdays. Something special not only for the VIPs but for us Kickette Islanders on our special day. Like a 3 meals special with substitute the food for players or islander. One for each meal of the day depending on your mood. For example me, I would start with a easy morning with Ocio, followed with a Xavi lunch and end up with a fun filled Pique. Great now I'm going to lust over this idea all day lol now that I'm really complaining ha ha ha :D

  25. Six says:

    Oh Sweet Jesus, he does exist. I'll take one of those. Please deliver him to Jersey. C.O.D. I'll be waiting at my front door with my checkbook in hand.

  26. aurrie says:

    he is hott and a loving single father…..call me

  27. Yasmeen says:

    yummm you don’t get any hotter than that…
    “grating cheese for our jacket potatoes on his abs”
    hahahahha i love you kickette

  28. gin_in_teacups says:

    It's official. This is my new favorite place to play on the internet. Forget Jezebel. Forget Go Fug Yourself. Kickette knows what I need in my life.

  29. Jessie says:

    why have i never seen him before… off to book flight to isla canela

  30. Trish says:

    After seeing those photos, I hope my husband won't be too upset if I accidentally call him by a footballer's name tonight. ;)

  31. Thea says:

    I can't believe that he has never made on to the F5 list…..HELLO!!!!

  32. iida says:

    UNF.

  33. Zinny says:

    Thank you, Kickette. These photos make me want to go to the gym and never come out. Ever. Ocio is an amazing motivational tool!

  34. Lolinha says:

    God I love it when ripped guys get together to have some semi-naked beach-y fun.

    • Lisa says:

      don't we all! and why is he wearing shorts? he is teasing with those white briefs. I thought European men wore speedos to the beach.

      • Gabi says:

        Speedos? Really? :-S No, European men wear long swimming costumes, sometimes very long surf style. Speedos are gay! Or at least for indoor swimming pools. The only truth about European beaches is that, at least in Spain, most women go top-less. I actually remember the 80′s-when I was v.young, just saying :-) -with all these 70 years old women parading aroung with their saggy breasts. But like my mum says “it’s just Nature sweet heart, we’ll all end up like that. And we all enjoy a whole tan”.

        • Catie says:

          Ya know, I can get behind the topless thing. Having awkward tan lines can be annoying. Too bad in America it’s only the overly drunk tarts on Spring Break that can get away with it. But, I am relieved to hear that the surfing style is more in (mainly because guys who look like they might be surfers are delish in my book).

          • Gabi says:

            Luis Figo being the exception :-) But most men don’t look that good in speedos.

            PS: I often go topless in the beach, but even though I know there is nothing remotely sexual about it I don’t feel confortable doing it when I go with male friends. I don’t know why, but I’m OK with random men seeing me nbaked, it’s just that I don’t want my friends to know how my tits look. Does it make any sense?

  35. Lisa says:

    Ocio has become the Matthew McConaughey of world football. Every photo we see of him he's always at the beach with his shirt off… not that I am complaining! I have yet to see him kitted out, on the pitch, playing an actual game of football.