November 6th, 2009
The Friday Fit: Fernando Torres Gets Wet
We had other plans for this space today, Kickettes.
But, our in-box wants what it wants. And this morning, we were emailed a set of Fernando Torres photos that involve him getting wet in the name of his PES 2009* advert. This sole situation would be enough to warrant our undivided attention, time and focus for at least three weeks.
Wonderfully, that’s not all we were gifted today: we were also sent this amazing best-in-shorts, short-tent, air-pocket of glory. Enjoy.
Fridays, we want to marry you.
*We’re not gamers in any way shape or form, but maybe someone who is can clarify? Is it some sort of soft-porn, soft-focus footballer extravaganza of suggestively shot glory? Is the aim of the game to douse Fernando in water until he begs for a towel? Why haven’t we bought shares in this company yet?





He. Is. Epic.
*swoon*
OMFG!!!…i don't know how i went through the whole weekend without seeing this first…
Oh…my…God! i have seen this article all day long, i LOVE fernando torres……………………………….and seeing this pics OMG OMG is all i can say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish i could meet him!!!!!!! even though i would be with him like for 5 seconds i dont care..i want to hold his face…!!!! <3
oh my fucking god! I have wondered for a long time now why Nando isn’t on the F5.. I don’t think you have another choice but to put him there again, that is certainly where he should be! gaaaaah!
FUKKNNN SEEXXYYYYYYYYYYYYY <3 <3 <3
I dont think you need to post anything else this week!
this is lushhhh (:
i just keep coming back to look at this… words can't do this man justice… just me or is it hot in here?? =0
What a wonderful wonderful ending to the week.
I'm going to be dreaming of wet Nando all weekend long.
Rainy weather is coming, there should be lots of wet!nando in the very near future.
F5? Please?
I'm speechless. Which doesn't happen very often. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNNN!!
!ay caramba! demasiado caliente. fernando torres….. *gasps for air* Need PES 2010!!
Noo Kickette, i’m now going to have indecent thoughts for the whole evening
i do love the cutie but i have maths revision to be doing
I respect the Nando, I just don't see him as a sexual being.
Hmm, I DID send this to Malin on twitter, but I fear she’s been holding out on you Kickette.
lol, it would help if I posted the link to whatever it was, huh? *facepalm*
http://i38.tinypic.com/33ts8zd.gif
Guh. Just… guh.
Nando has raised the bar to a ridiculous level
Oh. My. God.
This made me look up something I remembered from the 2006 WC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAG5r888yxQ&feature=PlayList&p=AF36648DC3E52622
Ah, I forgot I had that one!! (How could I???) Shame on me.
But he is a ladyboy!!
You dare to repeat that?
ay!! i second that. why all the hating????
I was at the game the day the “short tent” picture was taken and he was stretching during warm up and he was touching himself…it was a great sight
I think it was for when on PES the footballers play in the rain and i think it was to help the makers what he looks like wet if that makes any sense :S
Oooh, wow! Finally get a chance to pop onto kickette this week and it’s Nando Nando Everywhere! Wet saucy Nando, no less. That’s a good Friday.
OMG, that made my day
A wet nando is all a girl wants <3
If you want a whole video of this Nando goodness it's at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4xL4Wzrw8s. Whole thing is alternately cute and drool-worthy but skip immediately to 1:10 for wet Nando highlights. How does one get the job of spraying down footballers?
Seriously, we need to keep Nando wet at all times. Didja see the close up of his wet abs. Didja?… I need to clean up this puddle of drool off my desk.
Fernando’s abs have rendered me incoherent.
I KNEW if was you who provided the other pics Freya! Haha, sure was fast, I sent the air pocket this morning…
But no Freya. No F5 until Malin says so.
Awww Malin! We got to joint source a Nando article! *high fives*
that made my day! DEFINITELY! I have to get that PES 2009 I'm sure there's a Torres bonus in there
*has lost ability to speak*
<3
PES 2009 is a football videogame, like FIFA. It stands for Pro-Evolution Soccer. I would imagine it is actually the 2010 version he was shooting for
I'm sorry. Is there a video game involving footballers and soft porn? How can I get this? I must have this NOW.
I don't know whether to feel violated or guilty. But this is one Fernando Torres picture that I have to say does make me find him SLIGHTLY good looking.
Wow. That certainly puts Fernando in a different perspective.Especially the starter pic. I mean… Wow…
Wow Kickette, that was speedy! But the home page looks SO much hotter now!
Surely this is the perfect reason to put Nando on the F5 now?