November 10th, 2009

The Hook Up: Miguel Torres and Patricia Conde?

Miguel TorresSorry. Of all the photos to choose, we picked the lollipop one. We fail.
There might just be a Kickette brawl, folks. This morning our Spanish amigas from Poprosa alerted us to cougar-on-the-Migi-prowl Patricia Conde and her advances towards our coveted pillow lips. He’s 23 – she’s 30.

Rumour has it, after being introduced recently by Iker “the evil matchmaker” Casillas, they went shopping (sob) and to the movies.

Until we have photo proof, we’re going to postpone our talking-to with Senior Casillas, but mark our words, he will get a severe dressing-down from us in some way, shape or form. (If you’re thinking it will involve nudity, you’re spot on.)

However, we’ve also learned that Migi has that bad streak in him we always knew (hoped) he could muster up. Gossip sources say (in Spanish, natch) Patricia and Miguel got it on prior to her relationship with Dani Martin being kaputz.

Betcha also didn’t know he once dated two former teammates rumored loves: Ariatne Artiles (Iker) and Marisa Gómez-Sandoval (Cristiano). Get on with your bad self, Miguel! Nonetheless, if the rumours do prove true, we hope his Whopper Juniors go straight to her thighs.

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15 Responses to “The Hook Up: Miguel Torres and Patricia Conde?”

  1. Ana says:

    I love Patricia Conde! She has dated quite the line up of hot boys though, from Carlos Moya to our latest little Torres. I thought her and Dani Martin were super cute so I'm sad they are done. Torres on the other hand I think likes to date old chicks… she's definitely not the first.

    A little more gossip on the subject.…

  2. Corrine says:

    earlier in the summer he was seen with adriana lavat, the mother of rafa marquez's children, also 50 years of age

    what is going on migi

  3. Lolinha says:

    It's always the quiet ones…

    She's pretty, funny and has her own career.I have some problems with the hair, but never mind.

    Like the hairs on his face, Iker seems to be a bit out of control. Please rectify the situation (throw some Rogaine on it or something).

  4. kenita says:

    i like her, she is funny and cute, i aprove XD

  5. Daniela says:

    I can’t be annoyed at this when I like her. she’s hilarious and i do think they’d make a cute couple. odd, but cute.

  6. [...] Iker Casillas is a matchmaker. [Kickette] [...]

  7. LoL This chick is funny as hell, I watch her show everyday and I love it when she screams for C-Ron, lmao. Another thing I love from the show is when they show footage of C-Ron dubbed with a gipsy-like-somewhat-chavvy voice. It's hilarious:

  8. Kleon says:

    I agree with Kat, she’s a funny gal, she presents a Tv show that is hilarious. interesting couple =D

  9. FootballerChick43-&q says:

    That's a… strange combination. I actually know who she is, which makes it even weirder. Hrm. Fascinating.

  10. SweetVito says:

    Gah. Well that’s scuppered my plans to conquer Migi on my travels in Madrid next spring. FYI Sr T, I’m 20, bendy and have hair completely free of peroxide damage. If you’re interested.

    Actually, I saw her on Se Lo Que Hicisteis, the show she presents, in Spain last year. She’s cute. Bit of an odd pairing but, if true, congrats!

  11. Merel says:

    I only know this Patricia girl from kissing Ronaldo dolls and later singing a song about marrying him. (not Spanish here..) but she is very pretty. All the luck to them if it's real.

  12. Kat says:

    Oh Kickette, Patricia is such a funny gal, I've seen her tv show while in Spain and I've nothing but love for the girl. Sure, she's enviously thin, but she seems quite genuine :) … I can almost give her my blessing, almost.