Think it's time to go on high-alert for Carly Cole bumpwatch? She's got to be due to pop any day now.
There might just be a Kickette brawl, folks. This morning our Spanish amigas from Poprosa alerted us to cougar-on-the-Migi-prowl Patricia Conde and her advances towards our coveted pillow lips. He’s 23 – she’s 30.
Rumour has it, after being introduced recently by Iker “the evil matchmaker” Casillas, they went shopping (sob) and to the movies.
Until we have photo proof, we’re going to postpone our talking-to with Senior Casillas, but mark our words, he will get a severe dressing-down from us in some way, shape or form. (If you’re thinking it will involve nudity, you’re spot on.)
However, we’ve also learned that Migi has that bad streak in him we always knew (hoped) he could muster up. Gossip sources say (in Spanish, natch) Patricia and Miguel got it on prior to her relationship with Dani Martin being kaputz.
Betcha also didn’t know he once dated two former teammates rumored loves: Ariatne Artiles (Iker) and Marisa Gómez-Sandoval (Cristiano). Get on with your bad self, Miguel! Nonetheless, if the rumours do prove true, we hope his Whopper Juniors go straight to her thighs.
… I can almost give her my blessing, almost.
I love Patricia Conde! She has dated quite the line up of hot boys though, from Carlos Moya to our latest little Torres. I thought her and Dani Martin were super cute so I’m sad they are done. Torres on the other hand I think likes to date old chicks… she’s definitely not the first.
A little more gossip on the subject.
http://www.quemedices.es/noticias_famosos/patricia_conde_y_miguel_torres