July 8th, 2011
The Hot Hall Of Fame: Yoann Gourcuff Gets Inducted
We realised that leaving Yoann Gourcuff out of the sixth iteration of our F5 list (due out Monday!) would cause some fallout, but we weren’t sure how large of a seismic disturbance would disrupt our beauty sleep months after the initial blast. Nor were we prepared to find out.
We, like a good majority of you here, like staring at Mr G. and are not willing to tolerate anything less than total all-out representation on this site. And what’s a better early quarter century birthday gift than an unrestricted pass to the Kickette Hot Hall of Fame?
Hopefully it’s a gift he’s been waiting one, one that doesn’t prevent him from taking his shirt off at every moment possible.
Just so we’re clear on why our mail man is being promoted to the highest hierarchy we have, please review his credentials carefully:
- At this point, Yoann’s life is so perfect and his body so fit that even God is jealous.
We love you Yoann. Let us know when you’re ready to make this thing Facebook official.
To see what kind of beautiful ranks Mr Gourcuff has the pleasure of joining, catch up here. And don’t forget to check back after the weekend for the one list you’ve all been waiting for. Image Credit: Patrick Bernard/Cameleon/ABACAPRESS.COM.