July 8th, 2011
The Hot Hall Of Fame: Yoann Gourcuff Gets Inducted
We realised that leaving Yoann Gourcuff out of the sixth iteration of our F5 list (due out Monday!) would cause some fallout, but we weren’t sure how large of a seismic disturbance would disrupt our beauty sleep months after the initial blast. Nor were we prepared to find out.
We, like a good majority of you here, like staring at Mr G. and are not willing to tolerate anything less than total all-out representation on this site. And what’s a better early quarter century birthday gift than an unrestricted pass to the Kickette Hot Hall of Fame?
Hopefully it’s a gift he’s been waiting one, one that doesn’t prevent him from taking his shirt off at every moment possible.
Just so we’re clear on why our mail man is being promoted to the highest hierarchy we have, please review his credentials carefully:
- He’s (still) a multi-million euro-earning young athlete with eyelashes that bring new meaning to the term ‘butterfly effect’.
- Yo-Yo (continues to be) allergic to clothes. And truly, there are very few things better than seeing the ‘Cuff in the buff.
- He’s always (or as far as we know) been loyally faithful to us. It hasn’t always been clearly communicated that feeling is/was mutual, but stuck by our sides he still did.
- At this point, Yoann’s life is so perfect and his body so fit that even God is jealous.
We love you Yoann. Let us know when you’re ready to make this thing Facebook official.
To see what kind of beautiful ranks Mr Gourcuff has the pleasure of joining, catch up here. And don’t forget to check back after the weekend for the one list you’ve all been waiting for. Image Credit: Patrick Bernard/Cameleon/ABACAPRESS.COM.
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Love him!
Gah I love him!
oh thank GOD!
all is well in the world of hotness
it’s about time
YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!
Joyeux Anniversaire, Yoyo!!!! Kisses, spanks and hugs! =D
ABOUT FREAKING TIME KICKETTE
Love you!
Finally!! I saw a guy a few days ago who (and I'm not even joking!) looked exactly like Yoann, he was dancing to I Gotta Feeling by the black eyed peas. I was imagining it was Yoann…..
this was somethintg that needed to be done…!! and Jesus finally heard our prayers
thank u! why kickette took so long?? with this kind of man you cant really hesitaded about it he is just hot and thats it!!! he deserve this a long time ago. but finally he is in!!! 
Of course he's on the list after a lacklustre season and now that he's injured. I mean, I'm not complaining too much but….
No words are legit enough to describe Yoann's perfection.
Most ballers have good bodies but this guy….there is something about that face….those eyes…those lips….dreaming..dreaming…dreaming….
Next to him he makes all the girls ugly and all the boys jealous and he makes flowers cry!
He is beyond gorgeous, there must be a a new word invented to describe his beauty.
FINALLY!!!! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
YOANN FTW! <3
Yoann is about as perfect an example of a handsome French man as you can get. He's so ridiculously dreamy that it almost hurts to look at him. I'm so glad he's on the HHoF!
*starts to slow clap*
Excellent choice, Kickette!
he is literally perfect.
I was so excited he finally is in the HHOF that I started running around the house with my laptop squealing "I knew it! I knew it!" My roommate looked at me like i was a nutter. Congratulations ladies, our pleas have been answered! Time to celebrate! I think some grey goose is in order. Merci Kickette!
I hope you´ll keep Nando on the list…
Damn straight! He may be young, but he will bring the goods for years to come. Bienvenue to the HHoF, Yoann!
Finally! The youngest and newest member of the HHOF is definately my favourite! He knows what we want (shirt removal and puppy dog eyes) and makes sure we get it, the considerate man he is…I'm sure he would be très honoured to be added to this exclusive list
Can't wait for Monday!
Yeah, Yoann is so hot !!!!!!!!
oh sweet jesus!
yesss!
after seeing this pic, i feel that it is truly summer now!
that is my new screensaver!
It's never quite summer without a picture of Yoann coming out of the sea…;) haha
Thank you Kickette for adding Yoann to the Hot Hall of Fame and for bringing this beautiful man into our lives! I can't wait to see the new F5 list on Monday. Let's see some new gorgeous faces on that list (i.e. Javi Martinez).
I dont even know whats hotter the weather outside or Yoann's face, pffff "melting*
lol made me think of Nelly's song "Hot in Here" :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-qN6TCY85c
Yaaaaaaaaay! Hot hall of fame is where Yoann belongs!
Merci Kickettte!
I have been so upset lately with BS going on in the US and I came here today to check up and you give me Lashes. Anger has left for a bit.
P.S. Where are some new beach/vacay pics of Lashes? We need them posted!
You mean there's more BS than usual? lol Just curious which BS in specific…Casey Anthony and her slap on the wrist?
Yes! Not even a slap on wrist. So you know, Kickettes not from the US, it is now "legal" in the state of Florida to kill your child. They jury will let you off scot-free.
one of the jurors said coming to that decision made them "sick to their stomachs".
that verdict made the world sick to their stomachs!
and they couldn't even find her guilty of the child abuse/neglect? CHRIST!
Oh I know! I was outraged! It was sick. Lashes does make horrible things better.
i love yoann, hell i have a whole folder of photos dedicated to him on my computer BUT… i think cescy would be a better fit for HHOF – mostly because cescy's been on the scene longer and it IS HHOF – it's all g; yoann's hot, cesc's hot
kickette's hot <3
This is a YOANN GOURCUFF post ,not a Cesc post.Get over it~
Merci Kickette! Lovely Mr. Lashes has been given his rightful position.
LASHES!!!!!!
You are my number one. Keep stripping down forever. *le sigh*
i'm just wondering why this took so long.
Lashes Gourcuff is nothing short of PERFECTION.
as for the finest five (which i will be not-so-patiently waiting for)
i hope Torres gets the boot! not to be rude, but his "hotness" is seriously overrated.
especially when the likes of The Ramos (who is Hot H.O.F material btw), are being left out!
woman, please.
totally with u on that one winnie!! torres isn't that hot, certainly not hot enough for the F5….i am sorry. and ya'll can gimme a thumbs down if ya want i don't care lolol. homeboy is NOT that cute!
hear hear! it's the hair that does it for me to be honest. that blond is not a good look.
if i remember correctly (and i should, cause ginko is so damn expensive!! :/) kickettes not so long ago asked who should be removed from the F5 and most of the responses were beggings and prayers not to remove nando. if you ever consider doubting him just bring back that ˝naked torres¨ image and all will be clear. the goals will come this season. IF (heaven forbid!!) they don't come then changes should be made.
Lilly, you are 100% right. Also, have you seen the latest photos? He's blond(ish) again!
yes, but there was also a high demand for the comeback of El Ramos!
if it should come down to it, there's no secret who i'm rooting for
THE Ramos should has his own HOT hall, oh well this is only my opinion.
i share those feelings
oh my god, I learned that Gregory Coupet has retired for which I was sad until this amazing moment! Thank you once again Ladies, as usual, you never disappoint!! I adore these fotos!!!!
Hell Yeah! Yoann FTW!
<3
T'is a good day for all kickettes who appreciate the sexiness of this man! Long live Yoyo's dashing good looks…
YOANN sweet as a CHOCOLATE BAR…
PERFECT POST IS PERFECT!
PERFECT MAN IS PERFECT!
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
amen . but new finest five, this should be good! I officially declare monday a day of "unproductivity" as all kickettes await the arrival of the new list!! *ahem* i apologize in advance to my poor refresh button, and all who may come incontact with me on that most joyous day
thank the good Lord ! he has blessed Eyelashes with a beautiful French charm
gotta love him….. <3
he deserves to be back
glad to see he's back where he belongs
YES! Yo-Yo is made to rule the HHOF! It’s destiny!
IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!!!
They listen to us! They really caaaaaaaare!
he is so gorgeous!
DAAYUMN!!!