December 23rd, 2009
The Midweek Mmm: Roque Santa Cruz, Man City
Strength, Kickettes.
Would you have enough of it to date a man that looked like this?
We aren’t sure we could deal with the constant karate-chopping of skanks and skallywags out of the way, nor the continual sounds of people falling down blind in the streets as the two of you stroll past… But we’d sure like to try.

Rico is HOT as hell
I love his face
Damn, he’s fine!
he’s so cuteee!i love him!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! That is all…..
1 word….HOTT
Such a delicious specimen!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bloody gorgeous… the hair, the light stubble, the loose tie… daaayyyummm…
No way would I date a man that looks like this. I really am too lazy too beat off the many skanks that’ll be throwing themselves at his feet all day long. Very pretty to look at, though. I mean: YUM!!!
he looks good with long hair
oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah GOD ,,,
WOW Just WOW
You have just made my Christmas anything else is a bonus!!
That’s the way to rock the long fringe, Fernando Torres.
Lol. Torres’s hair is completely out of hand. There is only one Guti Haz, Nando. Don’t you forget that. :p
roque. is. perfection.
Does anyone not love this man? Seriously, this picture is like perfection.
I’ve been having a rotten Christmas eve so far (no thanks to work!)…but this pix just made it all better…siiigghhh…thank you, thank you, thank you, Kickette!!…
I don’t think a lot of walking down the street would be happening… Mostly there’d be a lot of laying on his back.
He’ll always have a place in my F5. (That wasn’t a euphemism, I mean the list) That hair, those eyes, the Spanish… It’s all good with señor Santa Cruz. His missus is one lucky lady.
As a male football observer who is constantly trying to get my female friends involved in the game (it’s still fairly small in Australia!) I must admit to using certain “attractive” players as drawcards.
As an Arsenal fan I’ve utilised the likes Cesc, Ramsey, Vermaelen and Abou Diaby (heh!) to get certain females interested and I have to also admit to recently using one Roque Santa Cruz. In fact, I think I referred to him as “The Most Attractive Man in World Football” and not too many people disagreed.
Keep up the good work V, always a pleasure reading your hilariously spot-on posts.
Haha Diaby! Awesome. And don’t forget RvP!
The Arsenal boys are very attractive. Not why I love them, but it certainly doesn’t hurt!
Ho ho ho MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Yummmmmmmmm
I love this man! You can never have enough Roque.
that is perfectly pretty with enough dirty to make him super-manly
Oh god, I love him. He’s like one of those guys who had a band in high school/uni and all the girls were into them, just so amazingly hot and infatuation/hysteria inducing.
lol, yeah, I imagine it must be a tad nerve-wrecking.
But we shouldn’t reject it until we’ve tried. Oh yes.
Kickette,
Your postings are always making me lol! I swear, it’s like a daily shot of sunshine to read the postings. As for Mr. Roque Santa Cruz, he is gorgeous …
Oh my God. Love.
He looks amazing. Wow.
mmmm, smells and looks like xmas morning came early this year. teehee.
Mmmm :]
The hair is a bit Ashton Kutcher…not that it’s a bad thing….
He’s yummy… but i can’t help wanting to give a slight trim. The back of his hair needs a little trim. But he’s still gorgeous! Lol, i wouldnt say no to that! =]
He’s the 2nd sexiest man alive and of course he’s married…as if i had a chance anyway
who’s the first?
I think this actor Rodrigo Santoro but I might have to change my vote soon.
WHAT ,, he’s married ,, DAMNit
Yha with kids too *tear drop*
Mmmm mmmm…… Yum!!!