December 23rd, 2009

The Midweek Mmm: Roque Santa Cruz, Man City


Strength, Kickettes.

Would you have enough of it to date a man that looked like this?

We aren’t sure we could deal with the constant karate-chopping of skanks and skallywags out of the way, nor the continual sounds of people falling down blind in the streets as the two of you stroll past… But we’d sure like to try.

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36 Responses to “The Midweek Mmm: Roque Santa Cruz, Man City”

  1. Sana says:

    Rico is HOT as hell
    I love his face

  2. PrettyWings says:

    Damn, he’s fine!

  3. queen says:

    he’s so cuteee!i love him!!

  4. NinyaC says:

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! That is all…..

  5. footballlover says:

    1 word….HOTT

  6. c9 says:

    Such a delicious specimen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Dee13 says:

    bloody gorgeous… the hair, the light stubble, the loose tie… daaayyyummm…

  8. ba says:

    he looks good with long hair

  9. footiecutie says:

    oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah GOD ,,,
    WOW Just WOW

  10. mila_casillas says:

    No way would I date a man that looks like this. I really am too lazy too beat off the many skanks that'll be throwing themselves at his feet all day long. Very pretty to look at, though. I mean: YUM!!!

  11. lulu says:

    You have just made my Christmas anything else is a bonus!! :D

  12. Mika says:

    That's the way to rock the long fringe, Fernando Torres.

    • mila_casillas says:

      Lol. Torres’s hair is completely out of hand. There is only one Guti Haz, Nando. Don’t you forget that. :p

  13. Avenath says:

    I’ve been having a rotten Christmas eve so far (no thanks to work!)…but this pix just made it all better…siiigghhh…thank you, thank you, thank you, Kickette!!…

  14. Lolinha says:

    I don’t think a lot of walking down the street would be happening… Mostly there’d be a lot of laying on his back. :)
    He’ll always have a place in my F5. (That wasn’t a euphemism, I mean the list) That hair, those eyes, the Spanish… It’s all good with seƱor Santa Cruz. His missus is one lucky lady.

  15. Debbie says:

    roque. is. perfection.

  16. Sarah says:

    Does anyone not love this man? Seriously, this picture is like perfection.

  17. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Oh my God. Love.

    He looks amazing. Wow.

  18. The hair is a bit Ashton Kutcher…not that it’s a bad thing….

  19. Ana:) says:

    He’s yummy… but i can’t help wanting to give a slight trim. The back of his hair needs a little trim. But he’s still gorgeous! Lol, i wouldnt say no to that! =]

  20. Jackie says:

    He’s the 2nd sexiest man alive and of course he’s married…as if i had a chance anyway

  21. Trisha ( Mrs Casillas) says:

    Mmmm mmmm…… Yum!!!

  22. As a male football observer who is constantly trying to get my female friends involved in the game (it's still fairly small in Australia!) I must admit to using certain "attractive" players as drawcards.

    As an Arsenal fan I've utilised the likes Cesc, Ramsey, Vermaelen and Abou Diaby (heh!) to get certain females interested and I have to also admit to recently using one Roque Santa Cruz. In fact, I think I referred to him as "The Most Attractive Man in World Football" and not too many people disagreed.

    Keep up the good work V, always a pleasure reading your hilariously spot-on posts.

    • Sarah says:

      Haha Diaby! Awesome. And don’t forget RvP!

      The Arsenal boys are very attractive. Not why I love them, but it certainly doesn’t hurt! :D

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  24. 2Pac says:

    I love this man! You can never have enough Roque. :)

  25. tammyv says:

    that is perfectly pretty with enough dirty to make him super-manly

  26. Venice says:

    Oh god, I love him. He's like one of those guys who had a band in high school/uni and all the girls were into them, just so amazingly hot and infatuation/hysteria inducing.

  27. carly says:

    lol, yeah, I imagine it must be a tad nerve-wrecking.

    But we shouldn't reject it until we've tried. Oh yes. :)

  28. Canna Fan says:


    Your postings are always making me lol! I swear, it's like a daily shot of sunshine to read the postings. As for Mr. Roque Santa Cruz, he is gorgeous …

  29. alessandra says:

    mmmm, smells and looks like xmas morning came early this year. teehee.

  30. HiL says:

    Mmmm :]