February 9th, 2011

The Midweek Mmm: Yoann Gourcuff, France

You best be stayin’ alert, Kickettes, because before you know it this man will be jockeying for another ride on our Finest Five merry-go-’round. Thoughts on who he should replace? Image: FFF.fr

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73 Responses to “The Midweek Mmm: Yoann Gourcuff, France”

  1. Kaaya says:

    He has a vulnerable quality which is so appealing.

  2. C16 says:

    This man does many things to me *drools

  3. Winnie Mata says:

    WTF is with all this Joe Hart bashing!?
    he is DAMN hot! there is no WAY you can say Fernando is hotter than him now!
    maybe back in his early twenties, before the series of apalling haircuts
    but definitely not now! he deserves to stay!

  4. jelly says:

    WHY WAS HE EVER KICKED OUT??? Yoann Gourcuff is definitely Finest Five at least and should most certainly be in Hall of Fame soon :D

    No matter what Nando did, he's still a major hottie in my eyes so he should stay. I love Fabregas and Pepe is such a hot cutie. I don't mind if you guys kick out Joe Hart (not my cup of tea at all) and Marco (meh I've seen better) :) )

  5. SoccerDuckie says:

    Maybe it's the 85% dark chocolate I'm eating for brekkie, but OMG, that Yoann can have his way with me ANY time of the day, any day of the year. I'd shag his brains out in return as well. ;)
    I STILL DON'T ACCEPT Yoann's removal from the F5 list! Fuq it, he should be in the Hall of Fame defo!!!!! He's not only talented, also his personality (from what we can gather) is super spesh!!! Love me a genuinely nice, shy, well-mannered, tall dark handsome man, baby yeah!!!!!!!!

  6. lonelySTARSHINE says:

    If u ask me, you can dump Joe Hart right away! (big apologize to his fans) or maybe Pepe….
    Or, make finest 6, so no one gets angry :)

  7. Eva says:

    Joe should go!

    Bring Lashes back to the F5!!!!

  8. first-time commenter here, and if my vote even counts, I think you should consider removing Joe from the F5. Seriously, he does nothing for me, and Lashes deserves his place more.

    I think my feelings re: Joe Hart's F5 presence are perfectly expressed by this image: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg65rc37h21qevq…

  9. machinegirl says:

    I'm trying to be objective here, and I think Joe should go out of the F5 with his place opened up for someone else (the Ramos perhaps, once he fixes that barnet of his?), and Lashes straight into Hot Hall of Fame.

    Seriously girls, where do I sign a petition to get the Ramos his due from Kickette? (by which I mean eventual Hot Hall of Fame induction, of course- the man looks scorching hot even in his very "original" clothes)

  10. Lily says:

    Yoann v. Joe Hart…..no contest here, put our pet Disney Prince back in the F5 where he belongs!

  11. Dru says:

    Out with Joe Hart, I say! (please, he didn't deserve to be on the F5 anyway, and I'd be only too happy to have Lashes replace him)

  12. Crackers says:

    Give Joe Hart the boot I say (sorry to his fans, he is cute, but F5 material he is not, IMHO).

    Though my fav option would be to shoot Lashes straight into the HHoF which is where he belongs.

  13. ash says:

    Yoann should replace Borri! He needs to be at the top of the finest five list again!! <3

  14. MadameGourcuff says:

    He should definitely be back on the list, don't replace anyone, how about the sexiest 6,lol

  15. my cat is evil says:

    Joe Hart, he should replace Hart. Nando should stay, what would Fabregas and Pepe do without him? Just for the sake of his buddies he should stay. This has nothing to do with my pleasure or desires, I swear :)

  16. missbubbles says:

    God, Lashes is so beautiful its actually sinful to say he is hot.

    Definately F5 material….nando or reina or hart need to go out. Whats with Kickette and all those spaniards? they look good but most of them are just cute and average…why there are no Germans, holands or greeks? their NT also have hot players…

  17. taralala says:

    Nando and Cesc cannot drop off that list! They belong in the Hot HoF anyway.

  18. Susana says:

    The day Lashes was cast like a leper from the Finest Five I seriously wondered if the gas had been left on at Kickette Towers. Can you imagine the tears in his eyes when he heard he'd been axed for Nando?

    I don't understand the appeal of Nando (the freckles are cute)…he never smiles. Too maudlin for me. Marco has a great bod, but his taste in women borders on the Cristiano-fifth-rung-of-Hell level. And Fabregas' petulant behavior on the pitch as of late makes him unworthy of an FF honor. Pepe…seems like a nice guy, but doesn't do anything for me.
    In short…Yoann is 300-times hotter than all of them put together.

  19. mar210 says:

    He should replace Joe Hart. Joe looks like a slightly better looking version of James Van Der Beek… not saying much. I just don't feel anything when I look at him and frankly am surprised he's on the F5. Nando is just too delicious to look at without getting butterflies in my tummy. Cesc, Pepe and Borriello are also nice to stare at.

  20. Lily says:

    Yoann should have his own list but if you must then take Pepe Reina off. This Disney prince should have never been kicked out of the Finest Five.

  21. foree says:

    Add pique and lashes. Cant we juat have a top 10?

  22. SoccerStalker says:

    i think take out pepe and torres. torres is like a little child and pepe is like an old man.
    Replace with Yoann and Mceachran or Wilshire <3 dont know why but joshie and jackie are just too fine!

  23. xoWinnie says:

    he should've never been replaced!
    not for the likes of Torres and Reina anyway…

  24. Mai says:

    Anyone. Everyone! Number, 1, 2, 3, 4, and give 5 to a newbie!

  25. Clare says:

    Pepe reina, clearly. How he ever got on there in the first place is beyond me… and while we're on the topic, add gerard pique too!!!!!

  26. footy says:

    Marco Borriello, I don´t like at all!

  27. Jenny says:

    Marco Borriello is so good-looking. I wish I lived in Italy. Do not replace him however Nando needs to go and I am not saying this because of what happened in Liverpool even though I do feel bad for Liverpool fans. Nando just needs to go he just isnt that hot. Never was that hot anyways not compared to Yoann and a few others who are also not on that list.

  28. BlackRose says:

    Pepe Reina. All the others are way too yummy.

  29. Leya_S says:

    In fairness, I think given the overwhelming love of Lashes, he should really be inducted into the Hot Hall of Fame.

    • Sarah says:

      I agree yoann should be inducted into the hot hall of fame. Or maybe just have a section dedicated to him. I mean he is god-like.

    • C16 says:

      I fully support this! I'll campaign if it's necessary. Yoann to the Hot H.o.F. !!
      He should be the tenth member.

  30. Leya_S says:

    I third this motion.
    I came on here just to place my vote for Fern's removal.

  31. mochara says:

    Any of them, just as long as he's on the list!! (Yes I am desperate….. =D)

  32. Maya says:

    Babe he should definitely replace Hart just look at him

  33. MadridistaJenn says:

    Replace Joe. He's cute, but not fine.
    By the way, Yoann looks like he needs help with his stretches. *Rubs hands together, mischievously*
    Off topic: And how do I petition to get The Ramos in the Hot H.o.F?

    • Leya_S says:

      Um, yes, I agree that The Ramos can certainly skip Finest Five status and go straight to Hot Hall of Fame.
      One day….
      le sigh

  34. Wow says:

    Do it already ladies, and promise to never let him go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. ThatWelshOne says:

    He should replace Joe Hart. I'm sorry but I just don't see the appeal. Keep Reina! I love my strangly hot hairless Spanish entertainment!

  36. Fangirl says:

    He should replace Pepe.

  37. stephanie87 says:

    Oh Nando is beautiful!! This Marco Borriello guy I don't really like. I can't really put my finger on it. And please, no gay slurs(and for the record Fernando is straight). He switched clubs, he's not cheating on his wife with many mistresses, beating his children, using drugs, or murdering ppl. Please don't let your bitterness about his decision make you hate him a person. Yoann, on the other hand, is in a league of his own. Why you took him off….I don't know.

  38. ruby says:

    We need a total overhaul of the F5, the only one who can stay is Marco.

  39. Bianca Griffani says:

    and not in a sexy way.

    • Leya_S says:

      He's adorbs. He loves his wife and his kids. He's a great keeper. You should watch him interview, he's hilarious.
      Plus his bum looks soooooo good in those shorts.

      • Crackers says:

        I second the veto! Pepe would have no trouble charming my clothes off (if he wasn't married, that is).

        And being bald, if anything, makes him sexier- and that's WITHOUT the effect of the ovary explosions I have from seeing him with his bubbas.

  40. tracy765 says:

    What is going on around here? Is calling players "gay" in one's screen name okay now? Have I been transported back to middle school? Normally I'd ignore this sort of troll-y behavior, but Kickette is my happy place, goddammit.

    • hereforthenando says:

      We should never ignore things like that.

      • tracy765 says:

        Word. It would appear the Powers That Be agree with us, because it seems all the offenders' comments have been removed. Hopefully never to return.

  41. GourcuffLover says:

    He Should just HAve his own Finest Yoann segmenet!!!

  42. Angie says:

    Please do not get rid of Borri whoever thinks that man looks just like another Bollywood actor is out of their mind. Many Bollywood actors are very handsome but Borri is special so please dont ever get rid of him. He is one of the few men that everytime I look at his pictures I get actual butterflies. That only happens with a few others like Aitor Ocio and Kaka. However I have never understood the appeal of Nando even though I always supported him I just never thought he was that hot. He is cute but not of the finest five material. Sorry Nando but take him off and replace him.

  43. kitty1979 says:

    Replace Nando!

    I just don't get the attraction :s

  44. Mahila says:

    Pepe Reina, Fernando Torres, Joe Hart or whoever that Borri dude is…he has that special something with which he can replace them all…
    NO offence meant but who is this Borri guy? he looks like any other Bollywood actor..John Abraham, Shahid Kapoor, Arjun Rampal Go look them up my WESTERN mates…they're way better than this Borri dude.

    • Bri says:

      lol! John Abraham has the perfect dimples. Kickettes should totally watch Dhan Dhana Dhan Goal.

      • mme lashes says:

        Mmmmmm, John "Dimples" Abraham :) Yes, all Kickettes should watch the fun Dhan Dhana Dhan Goal–and for a warm-up so you can see why John and his shirt allergy should be honorary Kickette Island members, the first 10 or so minutes of Dostana ;)

        Back on topic, darling Yoann should be back in the F5 where he belongs… or just straight into the HHoF!

  45. Let's Posh & Becks says:


  46. Alexandria Samuel says:

    He has a rather small head…but I shall always love him.

  47. SoccerrLoverrr says:

    He should replace pepe raina..

  48. Louise says:


  49. lorena_yGp says:

    JOE HART!!! Right away!!! :-) I'm sorry for all Hart fans…BUT LOOK AT THIS FACE!!! :-) ))

    • Bri says:

      AMEN SISTER!!!! I totally agree. I would pick Yoann's baby blues over that 365 days of the year.

    • tracy765 says:

      Although last week I would have said Nando (sorry) but since my anger has cooled I would agree re. Joe Hart. I just don't see his appeal (again, sorry, PLEASE don't kick me off Kickette Island) but then I know there are some deluded creatures who feel the same way about my Pepe.

    • Joe isn't GAY says:

      Joe, Joe, Joe…
      This crack-a-lackin' face of yours,
      I shall never forget,
      The way your eyes met mine,
      Through the side of your hat,
      Driving around the streets of Manchester,
      The party, the booze and Penny Lancaster,
      That was like the time of my life…
      Hence, you deserve to remain on..Finest Five.