February 10th, 2010

The Miss List: Frank Lampard

This is Frank.

Once upon a time, he was regularly seen by paparazzi photographers who would generously allow us to purchase their photos of him exiting nightclubs (with or without jean stains), looking cute with his kids or even walking amongst us.

Frank also was friends with John. We would regularly see their smiling, happy faces together; indeed, their fun and bromance was often celebrated for the world to see.

Sadly, although John is appearing in the newspapers and garnering more and more media coverage every day, he is doing this alone.

Frank, of course, still plays for Chelsea and is in top form. But we worry he may be lonely without John. Or worse, that he is spending all his free time cuddled up out of the limelight with the new gal. We need to see with our seeing eyes what’s happening in his personal life.

Hear us out, media: We all have a responsibility to make sure that players like Lampsy don’t get left behind. Please, paparazzi or stalkers with camera phones, take a moment to remember Frank. Footballers have feelings too.

And we need some new freaking photos.

Thank you for your time.

The Miss List is a new, regular feature that will allow us to wax nonsensical about players we’ve not seen as often as we would like lately. Think you can guess who’ll be next.

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33 Responses to “The Miss List: Frank Lampard”

  1. laura-8 says:

    I love Frankiiee …. Every pic he’s in he looks gorgeous; Read an interview saying his new g/f is worried and doesn’t want him spending time with J.T ; How could she ! you can’t separate true love, unless he wants the entertaining and genuine Elen back.

  2. Nanda says:

    As long as He happy with his life,,,,,stand out as a family man…I feel OK if media can’t take his pic’ at all.

    Frank is so awsome…..

  3. rain_s_child says:

    our wish came (partly) true! frankie attended Hamleys 250th Birthday Party http://tinyurl.com/yzsq3ev

  4. sounderslove says:

    And I miss Fredy Montero. Probably no one here even knows who he is, but I still miss him lots. Stupid MLS off-season.

  5. sounderslove says:

    I miss Fernando too. Maybe if he were on the F5 I wouldn't have to miss him as much.

    I also miss beardless Iker.

  6. hoda says:

    the pic is so coooooool!!!i love it
    and i miss nando too!alot and i cant wait anymore for Nora too.has anyone seen them recently?

  7. AgentGirl says:

    What about Robin van Persie? my life is sooooo sad with RvP in it!!! Miss-List him!!!

  8. shadi says:

    JT ( I love him alot!) & Lamps (I love him too!) are blue brothers…

  9. rain_s_child says:

    i'm sooo with you on this. but, at least we can still see frankie playing, scoring. although i'd like to see some photos of his night-life. or at least walking with the girls. or out to eat. or doing anything that does not involve blue shirt, blue shorts and a ball.

    in spite of that, i have to admit that it's nando that i miss most. he's not even playing, and not gonna for another month. hope he comes back sooner.

    this makes me sing… his armband proved he was a reeed, torreeees, torreeees

  10. I NEED Nando. It’s a sad sad world without his bitchfacing abilities and freckle factor. :(

  11. Sharon says:

    I have been starved for Frank news. The picture helps :)

  12. ba says:

    i don’t know if i like him but i think he’s handsome!

  13. Monoonie says:

    OMG!! that pic is WAUW <3

    i miss frank.. never see a pic of him…
    GOD frank!! go to the Nightclubs again??? fot uus???
    :'(

  14. Danika says:

    I miss Frank, too…Nando not so much.

  15. Lamps' babe says:

    I love this pic…I just adore it!!!

    But a few considerations,I have accepted that he has this new gal,he could do a lot better but ok..but to me is just weird that this man has always been stalked by paps and now,suddenly he has become so smart that is almost impossible to have a pic of him..c'mon…

  16. SheilaLampsy says:

    Luv him so much!

  17. kil says:

    Good for u Frank have some solitude!

  18. Homeskillet17 says:

    i miss nando too! :( he's so anti-social! or the paps are just bad at photographing him! *pouts*

  19. FirstTeamCoach says:

    I miss Owen Hargreaves. Can you add him to your Miss List please.

  20. Dutch says:

    i miss nando too :(

  21. Thea says:

    Ah Kickettes! Lampsy disappeared due to finding out that Terry two-timed him as well! he he x

  22. Jemima says:

    i miss nando too :(

  23. Missy Manchester says:

    He looks younger from the side than he does straight-on.

  24. Ella says:

    That's a great pic of Frank! I'm not sure I realized what a nice profile he has.

    I am surprised that he hasn't spoken out in defense of JT. You know like "He couldn't have been with Vanessa b/c he was with ME all those nights!!"