February 22nd, 2010
The Miss List: Robin Van Persie
Oh, Robin Van Persie, you caused controversy
When you vanished from under our nose.
Haven’t seen you for months, we’re down in the dumps
Our feelings we must now expose.
Oh, Robin Van Persie, we’re now at your mercy
Let’s get down to the provable facts:
Your short tent is mighty, it makes us all flighty
Thoughts turn to unspeakable acts.
Oh, Robin Van Persie, it makes us feel worsie
When we think of your beautiful hair,
So don’t be a douchey, come out with Bouchey,
And make us all happy again.
I love this pic. Hope he makes it back for the WC!
I miss him soooo much cant wait till he comes back for my national team as well as my other team ARSENAL…thanks kickette
Thank you, Kickette! Thank you!!!
I am counting the days until he returns to the pitch!! Sadly, it’s going to be a LLLOOOONNNNG time
Thanks for taking my request!!
The rhyming of Persie with worsie made me snork my coffee all over my desk.
i wish you had put up a picture of him in a football kit! that suit is ugly
Nice rhyming going on.
Oh I just can’t wait to have him back. The Dutch team ain’t the same without beautiful Robin in it.
nice rhyming there! (that’s all i can say- can’t say i’ve missed cesc, and whoever asked about vida- he was on the bench for the everton match, and he might be starting 4 us against west ham!!!
yes, I saw him on the bench, but that was not enough!!!
and on the next miss list: nemanja vidic??
Aww…Rockin’ Robin…I miss him too….we need him.
I’ve just realised, when Kickette has put someone on the Miss List before, there’s a new sighting really soon after (Lampard at Hamleys, Torres back in training) So how long before RVP is sighted?! :p
I miss him. We desperately need him back.
SOB. Come back to us, RvP. We need a goddamn striker.
Yeah, one that’s taller than 5 foot 6…Bendtner doesn’t count. Although he did just score, so maybe there’s hope for him yet!
for REALS!!!
I want my team to start WINNING again! we need RvP to get in there and do the dirty work… if you know what I mean
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE. my fave! i tweeted asking about him to you! thanks <3
I think Arsenal fans miss him even more.
*uncontrollable sobbing* yes. we do. so much.
ROBIN COME BACK CESC MISSES YOU
Agree, miss him loads, me and Cesc just haven’t been the same!
Also my son has same hair do’ as Robin, but its OK for him cos he’s only 8
Arsenal fans UNITE!!! I can’t wait to see RvP again. I miss those knobby knees!!
Haha! That was awesome! I miss him too
I hope he’s back before the World Cup, I can’t wait that long. Sad face.