August 2nd, 2010

The Monday… Hmm: Yoann Gourcuff


Normally this Frenchman is a shoe-in for each and every weekly fit we offer. Normally, we capture this pretty boy’s lashes from the front and not the side.

Yet on the first Monday of summer’s last month, we’re wishing that Yoann could have provide us with something more today. After extensive study of his side profile, we’re concerned he may need to invest in a deep eye wrinkle cream (we would be happy to offer massage and dab techniques) and think our boy needs a hair cut or a dollop of gel or… something.  Are we the only ones having a “hmmm” moment?

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95 Responses to “The Monday… Hmm: Yoann Gourcuff”

  1. Tabby says:

    his face is angelic from every angle and those wrinkles – i would lick them

  2. ArsenalFan says:

    aw his eye wrinkles are sooo adorable though………

  3. maya says:

    I don’t know what Kickette is talking about! Every angle of him looks as if the gods themselves carved him especially for us to enjoy.

  4. annbug says:

    If you don't want him, I will gladly take him. He's delicious, always and forever!

  5. Mrs.Pique says:

    Thank you not God, but to him, because he is a God!

  6. mimi says:

    omg i really want stalk this man and scream in his face!

  7. Moomin says:

    Looks damn hot to me!

  8. Mrs Guardiola says:

    Yes Kickette you are the only ones.

    A big MMMMMM from mmmmmme.

    (and a not-so-ladylike PHWOARRRRRGH too)


  9. Little Miss Arsenal says:

    Nope, he stil looks GEWD!! Positively the most B-E-A UTIFUL smile in the ENTIRE universe!! *daydreaming*

  10. missbubbles says:

    Ok girls, i´m officially appealing to Kickette to change that Hmmmm into MMMMMMMMMMMMM…are you with me?

  11. Jenna says:

    agree completely with my fellow kickettes who think this man is always perfect.

  12. OLIVIA says:

    YUM, he is perfect, but if eyecream is what he want I will give him some!!!


  13. Daphne says:

    He's a HMMM because he's totally giving off a crazy Tom Cruise vibe in this pic! Am I the only one??

    SIgh, my day is ruined… FORGET THAT, MY WEEK. I guess I just won't look at him from the side anymore.


  14. missd says:

    I'm the kind of annoying girl who corrects spelling … I can't help it… so… it's actually shoo-in, not shoe-in. (The term comes from horse racing). :)

  15. ASM says:

    i can see so many yoann's worshipper out i'm sure you girls can help me with this pic:…

    which one was him??i guess i need to learn more about this beautiful man next time..

  16. Rosey says:

    Lashes is yum at every angle :)

  17. Lama says:

    Not hmm..more like YUMMMMMM!

  18. MrsYoann says:

    Its Bordeaux’s last game of the season. He wasnt playing.

  19. Eliza says:

    Hardly a “hmm”, always an “mmmmm”. This picture is a bit old though, isn’t it? His hair is quite the same now. And his eye wrinkles do age him a bit, but his smile’s always been like that.

  20. lacota says:

    hmm….more like yummm….I so wanna do him like mad crazy.

  21. emily says:

    All I'm saying is YUMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm……..

  22. macdmag says:

    Have to agree with Kickette RE the hair, something not right there, but having said that wouldn't kick him out of bed for leaving crumbs!

  23. Ana;) says:

    Kickette he's defintely a mmmm!

    Why would you question him as a hmmm? Lol

    The great thing about him is his bed head and wrinkles (which aren't actually wrinkles-perhaps laugh lines) they show how genuine his smile is. Bed head or wrinkles I'd marry him any day! Lol :p

    He's gorgeaus if only he came to arsenal…maybe next season? :)

  24. pinkrosebloom says:

    Kickette! I'm appalled! You're the ones who hoisted me aboard the Lashes bandwagon where I now firmly sit front and center! I love his eye crinkles, they just mean he loves to laugh a lot.

    • Sahraa...* says:

      Kickette, he's ALWAYS a Mmmm….!!

      The eye crinkles are shexy :)

      Call me weird, but I even love his teeth!

  25. rslkdl says:

    No prob with the wrinkles from this girl. I like 'em! It's such a huge smile – he looks adorable!

  26. C16 says:

    Yummy Yoann…
    Really Kickette? Are you still in the weekend hangover?
    I couldn’t care less for the wrinkles and I think he rocks the “Ijustgotoutofthebed”, like missbubbles said, look like not many can. The man is pretty much P-E-R-F-E-C-T.

  27. lila says:

    Oh…to me he is perfect in every angle!!!

  28. Maria says:

    aaaw come on kickettes!! He's just "parfait"!! :*

  29. WagInTraining says:

    i love his little eye wrinkles! it makes yoann…yoann!

  30. EternalDreamer says:

    He pulls the bedhead look off very well. I've always thought that he has a more "mature" look than his 20s let on, but I don't think it detracts!

  31. MissEstonia says:

    Are we really discussing the physical attractiveness of this man?

  32. Ty says:

    aww..this guy never fails..especially after this:
    i wanna have his babies!!

    • Bria says:

      He looks so frickin delicious with that baby!! Bless. I don't mind the eye wrinkles because that's what makes him him… it proves to me the guy is human after all.

    • Steph says:

      Aww. :D SO cute!

    • lonelySTARSHINE says:

      hahahaha! nice pic! thanx for sharing! <3

      And about what kickette said, I don't care, really, I'd take him anyway!!! <3 <3 <3

    • Amanda says:

      Oh. My. God. I think my ovaries just EXPLODED.

    • ASM says:

      luckiest baby ever.. :)

      in fact,she'll regret that uncomfortable gesture when she gets older LOL..

    • Sahraa...* says:

      Damn, I had to drag my eyes away from the tanned forearm to actually check out his surroundings. Where do you think he IS, exactly?

  33. La Furia Maria says:

    I wouldn't be surprised if Arsene Wenger signed him. Arsenal has a reputation of signing hot players… Cescy, Van Persie, you know.

    For some reason, I see a resemblance to James Marsden in this picture. <3

  34. MrsYoann says:

    His hair is perfect the way it is. No one wants it to be like the thorns c ron has!!!

    His wrinkles is what makes him unique: HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN PULL IT OFF SO WELL.

    You re having a hmmmm moment because you re so mesmerised, actually :P

    • Sahraa...* says:

      I agree, I agreeee! :P

      Does anyone else have the urge to grin like a fool in love just by the mention of the Yoann? And then it had to get ruined with the Hmm.

      But still! A picture of him to brighten up our monday. :)

  35. Amanda says:

    Yoann Gourcuff could have just woken up with the worst hangover in the history of ever, eye boogies, morning breath, and hair looking like something was nesting in it, and I would STILL want to bang him six ways from Sunday.


  36. azezah says:

    well Kickette, i think that hair is just so beautiful. look at those curls and how they are layered out. That smile and them eyes are just great. those wrinkles may have looked bad on someone mortal but in bb lashes, they are gorgeous.

  37. tammyv says:

    Wow, he seriously looks like a young Kennedy cousin

    • LoveFootballLoveFoot says:

      As in the Kennedy clan? Because when I read your post I saw his pic and saw a little of John John in him… I'm obsessed with the Kennedy's so I know a look-a-like when I see one and Kennedy's tend to be loved with everyone not matter their age.

      As for all your lovely ladies, your loyalty to this lovely man amazes me. Not one bad post and yes wrinkles on the side of the eyes only tells you that he's a really happy guy. My bebe Pique has them too and I love them. Yoann is so handsome ladies, no complains here either.

      • tammyv says:

        Yes, He looks like one of RFKs kids when they were younger…They all are in their 40-50s now and gray haired

        • Amber says:

          I can see that… he has RFK's teeth and nose sorta, just not as bad! :)

          I love the Kennedy's also!

      • Steph says:

        Hey! :) Hmm, yeah, I see it. There's a bit of a resemblance to John Jr., for sure.

        • LoveFootballLoveFoot says:

          Yes, I was in love with John John until his early death, if Yoann had a thinner face they would look like brothers. Even the dark hair and "wrinkles". Hey Steph, hope you've been having a great time following all these gorgeous men on Kickette. I know I have, lol. Oh, now I have been thinking about the saga that was the Kennedy's.

          He also reminds me of this one american actor, i don't recall his name but plays a cop in the show CSI: New York.

          • Steph says:

            Yep! I've had tons of fun following all of this. :D Yeah, I'm sure you have, too! lol. Oh, I know. Still so sad. :( But yeah, there's a resemblance to him, for sure. Ahh, yeah, I know exactly who you're talking about. Eddie Cahill, the guy who plays Flack. Love him! Hmm, maybe a little, yeah.

            • LoveFootballLoveFoot says:

              Yes, with all the football I have been watching and the football players I have really neglected the shows I use to love. Well, almost all. If Tom Welling would play football it would drive me nuts! LOL

              • Steph says:

                haha. Well, those shows don't start again until September, so you're good. :P I've got to find out which channels here are gonna air the games and stuff. Tom Welling is pretty cute, too.

  38. Tyerra says:

    Even if i'm absolutely crazy about Yoann, i have to admit the Hmmm is deserved. What happened to Yo?

    When he returned from holiday he looked amazing, tanned, happy, with the most beautiful smile on earth and a new haircut.

    But during the tournoi de Paris he looked tired with those messy hair

  39. zahara says:

    yoanne, change nothing!mmmm i see why they call you lashes!good god, he is unbelievably sexy!

  40. MrsNesta says:

    Yes you are Kickette, and it must be because you're sober or something, you're not normally this critical, although will join you in offering him a massage ……. Mmmmmmmm

  41. Kristina says:

    I love yoann!! whether he is scruffy or not…"wrinkles" or not….shirtless or not!! loll this man is one of the few who can look good any time and all the time!! to be honest, i think i like him more than cristiano…and i love me some ronaldo!! loll who's with me??

  42. Amy says:

    Nope, he's definitely still got it.

    BTW, I read an article this morning saying that he was close to signing for Man City, has anyone heard otherwise??? noooooooooooooooo………………..

    • MrsNesta says:

      I've heard that too, the only place he should go is Arsenal :)

      • Tyerra says:

        Triaud (bordeaux's president) said some days ago that Yoann wasn't interested in Manchester City

    • JulieFromParis says:

      His father gave an interview today saying that, for now, Yoan is staying in Bordeaux. Still, we know now that if he moves it won't be ManC. Lyon is keeping an eye on him and so are the gunners, who want to reinforce the team, in case they have to let go of Fabregas next season.

      • Sally says:

        Sounds like typical tabloid lies then!

        PS – I actually think he looks fine! What am I missing?!

    • C16 says:

      Ugh! Man City… Real Madrid reloaded. This coming from a RM girl.

      Seriously, they should stop it!

      • Thea says:

        I'm thinking Barcelona, but that's just me! him and Pep would be able to swap style tips!

        • Mrs Guardiola says:

          My baby Pep, and Yoann, on the same team, would kill me. I mean, it'd seriously kill me. Hyperventilation, probably.

          • Thea says:

            There’s no subsitute for style and good taste! And both have it in spades, not to mention class.

  43. JulieFromParis says:

    I'll join any petition in favor of a change from that infamous "Hmm" ( I mean, seriously??) to a huge Mmmmmmmm.


  44. mcslutty says:

    Oh my goodness, how is this a hmmm? yummmmm, he looks lovely.

  45. missbubbles says:

    What? He´s absolutely gorgeous…Kickette, since when do you complain about "ijustgotoutofthebed" look? i wouldn´t mind seeing that look in person at all :)

  46. ASM says:

    i don't care about the hair or premature wrinkles anymore..he's worth killing for..yoann,marry me!!!

  47. Liv says:

    The only moment i am having is seeing Yoann fully cloth; does he have a cold; surly lashes fully cloth is not normal!

  48. Steph says:

    Really, Kickette? I think he looks great! I like that he looks a bit scruffy. :D

  49. RedAne says:

    With all due respect, dear Kickette, I demand you change that Hmm for a Mmm asap!!! What have happened? Didn't you get enough chocolate for bearing this dreadful Monday? Lashes CANNOT be pictured under a Hmm-word, no matter what!!!

  50. Thea says:

    Thanks hun, good to know that he's in good hands now I've finished him cause he won't move to the UK for me!