June 23rd, 2010

The Sizzle Query: Best World Cup Week Two Mid-sections

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World Cup abs

Image via JEWEL SAMAD/AFP/Getty Images.

T’was a less torso-filled seven days than we would’ve preferred, Kickettes. While our tummy titans of years past understand their role in our poll, many of the sets we’ve seen (such as Paraguay’s Roque Santa Cruz, above) were a tad lacklustre. Yes, it pains us to say that. No, we don’t love him any less.

Before we vote, let’s all send alcoholic spirits and swirly straws to the Stomach Saints above to inspire the third round to a higher abdominal being.

Slick and Sculpted

Image Credit: JEWEL SAMAD/AFP/Getty Images

Furious and flexing is the name of Lucas Podolski (Germany) and Aaron Moekana’s (South Africa) games. Unfortunately a lopsided duel in our eyes but one to be had, nonetheless.


Ripped and Rugged

Lucas Neill

Images via Getty, AP Photos.

The skin-breaking body parts from England’s David James or Australia’s Lucas Neill? Diggity damn, DJ is a fine 40-year-old fox.


Always Ready For Action

Paraguay's Nelson Haedo Valdez Torso

Image credit: AP Photo/Hassan Ammar, Dan Kitwood/Getty Images Europe

Some mid-sections are never concerned with being caught unawares, such as Paraguay’s Nelson Valdez’s “we came to get down” selection and Cristiano Ronaldo’s quick flashing flexors.


Shapely Sides

World Cup shirtless abs

Image Credit: FRANCK FIFE/AFP/Getty Images

Uruguay’s Diego Lugano or France’s Florent Malouda. No, it’s not right nor fair to make anyone choose, but no one said a life objectifying men would be easy. Make a choice, damn it.

—Congratulations to last week’s overall winner, Fernando Torres, who dominated the voting (and our shoddy poll set up). Next week, we’ll have four winners to celebrate.

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29 Responses to “The Sizzle Query: Best World Cup Week Two Mid-sections”

  1. adrianaa says:

    so many hot guys, which one will i pick for my screensaver?(: but one thing: mr. santa really `s got to work ywaayyy more his abs!!! suspended here, rocky !!!

  2. Pau says:

    Thank God I wasn´t the only one who notice Diego Lugano! I mean, come on! how could I manage to survive 20 years without the knowledge of this men´s (God) existence! I am deeply, madly and truly in love with him …but of course: ¡viva México!

  3. carly says:

    I was really feeling the Valdez yesterday. :)

    Overall Lugano wins.

  4. Mrs.DiegoForlan says:

    okay quick question! i went for Nelson Valdez over C-Ron…how is that a minor glimpse at C-Ron's chest trumps Valdez with his shirt off? lol IM CONFUSED! :)

    • mila_casillas says:

      Lol. I didn’t even realize his shirt wasn’t completely off. I guess we all know what Cris’s torso looks like anyways. The man is a slut and I love it. :D

  5. sounderslove says:

    needs more Chilenos.

  6. VeNia says:

    I went with podolski valdes and of courseeee!!!Diego Lugano!!!!I love him!

  7. Michelle says:

    I went for Moakana, Valdes, Malouda and the total hotness that is Mr David James, seem to be backing the underdogs there, come on ladies with taste, where are you??

  8. aristeia says:

    Mmmmm Poldi & Lugano. So much delish, I cannot bear it.

  9. juventina says:

    Holy hell. Gracias. Muchos muchos gracias <3

  10. Innocenza says:

    I just cut myself on Malouda’s cheekbones.

  11. Ella says:

    Just even the small flash of Cristiano’s abs is enough to excite me! PLEASE God, let Portugal through to the next round…he’ll surely take his shirt off and then we’ll all win! :)

  12. Violets says:

    I'm such a Cristiano girl, it's kind of pathetic.

  13. Loraine says:


  14. Alessandra says:

    thanks for cheering me up, kickette. today was a super sucky day in the world cup for me.

  15. Amanda says:

    come ooon! I need Bocanegraaaaa!!!!

  16. elnino says:

    Urugay has some HOTTIES..Diego Perez and Diego Lugano (what's with all the Diego's??)

  17. HUNTE says:

    Where IS HUNTELAAR …?? Please

  18. Goosie says:

    That last one was completely unfair. Making us choose between those two is like making you choose between your children (not that I have any).

  19. jasmine says:

    hmm lucas neill and diego lugano get my vote.

  20. Anita says:

    hot, hot, hot!!! i just love the World Cup!! lol ;)

    BTW the first one says "Podolski v Cannavaro" and it should be "Podolski v Moekana"