June 23rd, 2010
The Sizzle Query: Best World Cup Week Two Mid-sections
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Image via JEWEL SAMAD/AFP/Getty Images.
T’was a less torso-filled seven days than we would’ve preferred, Kickettes. While our tummy titans of years past understand their role in our poll, many of the sets we’ve seen (such as Paraguay’s Roque Santa Cruz, above) were a tad lacklustre. Yes, it pains us to say that. No, we don’t love him any less.
Before we vote, let’s all send alcoholic spirits and swirly straws to the Stomach Saints above to inspire the third round to a higher abdominal being.
Slick and Sculpted
Image Credit: JEWEL SAMAD/AFP/Getty Images
Furious and flexing is the name of Lucas Podolski (Germany) and Aaron Moekana’s (South Africa) games. Unfortunately a lopsided duel in our eyes but one to be had, nonetheless.
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Ripped and Rugged
Images via Getty, AP Photos.
The skin-breaking body parts from England’s David James or Australia’s Lucas Neill? Diggity damn, DJ is a fine 40-year-old fox.
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Always Ready For Action
Image credit: AP Photo/Hassan Ammar, Dan Kitwood/Getty Images Europe
Some mid-sections are never concerned with being caught unawares, such as Paraguay’s Nelson Valdez’s “we came to get down” selection and Cristiano Ronaldo’s quick flashing flexors.
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Shapely Sides
Image Credit: FRANCK FIFE/AFP/Getty Images
Uruguay’s Diego Lugano or France’s Florent Malouda. No, it’s not right nor fair to make anyone choose, but no one said a life objectifying men would be easy. Make a choice, damn it.
—Congratulations to last week’s overall winner, Fernando Torres, who dominated the voting (and our shoddy poll set up). Next week, we’ll have four winners to celebrate.
so many hot guys, which one will i pick for my screensaver?(: but one thing: mr. santa really `s got to work ywaayyy more his abs!!! suspended here, rocky !!!
Thank God I wasn´t the only one who notice Diego Lugano! I mean, come on! how could I manage to survive 20 years without the knowledge of this men´s (God) existence! I am deeply, madly and truly in love with him …but of course: ¡viva México!
I was really feeling the Valdez yesterday.
Overall Lugano wins.
okay quick question! i went for Nelson Valdez over C-Ron…how is that a minor glimpse at C-Ron's chest trumps Valdez with his shirt off? lol IM CONFUSED!
Lol. I didn’t even realize his shirt wasn’t completely off. I guess we all know what Cris’s torso looks like anyways. The man is a slut and I love it.
needs more Chilenos.
I went with podolski valdes and of courseeee!!!Diego Lugano!!!!I love him!
I went for Moakana, Valdes, Malouda and the total hotness that is Mr David James, seem to be backing the underdogs there, come on ladies with taste, where are you??
all of them got my vote too.
you're not alone
Mmmmm Poldi & Lugano. So much delish, I cannot bear it.
Holy hell. Gracias. Muchos muchos gracias <3
I just cut myself on Malouda’s cheekbones.
Just even the small flash of Cristiano’s abs is enough to excite me! PLEASE God, let Portugal through to the next round…he’ll surely take his shirt off and then we’ll all win!
I'm such a Cristiano girl, it's kind of pathetic.
Beautiful!
thanks for cheering me up, kickette. today was a super sucky day in the world cup for me.
come ooon! I need Bocanegraaaaa!!!!
Urugay has some HOTTIES..Diego Perez and Diego Lugano (what's with all the Diego's??)
don’t forget about deigo forlan and his yummy abs!
your right! How could I have forgotten? This makes the Uruguayan team a team of 3 Delicious Deigos!
I got 2 more Diegos for you:
Diego Souza – http://www.estadao.com.br/fotos/diegosouza292.jpg
Diego Ribas – http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thu…
And the Diego hotness mystery continues…
i’m all for them advancing and us playing in the round of 8 just so deigo forlan strips after the match!!
(well, that’s why i want THEM to advance)
heart still beating today elnino?
it’s not gonna explode anymore, but it is definately not calming down with Canna on the field today.
By the way, I’ve always wanted to hold a conversation with your senora ramos, thanks for the opportunity!
i think it's safe to say there's something in the uruguayan water. they have fi-i-i-ne footballers! each complete with a full set of abs!
thought I should add a little bonus:
http://flogvip.net/fotos/s/u/p/supernaturalbrasil/f/20080618163106632.jpg
Where IS HUNTELAAR …?? Please
That last one was completely unfair. Making us choose between those two is like making you choose between your children (not that I have any).
hmm lucas neill and diego lugano get my vote.
hot, hot, hot!!! i just love the World Cup!! lol
BTW the first one says "Podolski v Cannavaro" and it should be "Podolski v Moekana"